If I were the bull, I’d ragdoll that Chica Mexicana too. What the fuck was the woman thinking? Bitches need to stay away from things they just can’t handle – like bullriding or driving and stick with things they’re good at – like washing dishes, beating up Iranian clerics and sleeping with every wigger in town until they become single mothers (special bitches can do that with the first wigger they come across).
Whoever had the idea of strapping the woman to the bull was pure genius – what could possibly go wrong, right? It did carry her over the 8 second mark, though. Few shattered bones – who cares. Paraplegics for the win. But the rope work on behalf of the cowboys to restrain the bull was pretty impressive.