Guy Bitten in Face by English Mastiff

Chill After Mastiff Bite Through Cheek

Guy Bitten in Face by English Mastiff

Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member @pineapplepuppies, who got bitten in the face by an English Mastiff:

Hello,

I have been a huge fan of Bestgore for many years and have always wanted to submit my pictures.

I had agreed to babysit my dads full grown English Mastiff. The dog always had a sketchy attitude but my dad went on vacation and he needed someone to do it so I agreed.

Late one night I was putting the dogs food bowl on the floor when it bit me in the face out of no where. At the time I did not know how bad it was until I looked into a mirror and realized that the dog had ripped a hole in my face.

It was about 2 am in the morning when this happened. I ran outside and to the neighbors who were sleeping. I stand on their porch bleeding. When they answered the door I asked for a cigarette and to call an ambulance.

They really must have been puzzled.

Anyways it took surgery and a hand full of stitches to fix. It did become infected during the healing process. To make things worse the girl I was with left me during that same time.

Many thanks for the pics and your story, @pineapplepuppies. No loss there, though. You dodged a bullet by getting rid off your girlfriend when you most needed her. This type of woman would have used you as a doormat while Chad and Tyrone dicked the living hell out of her behind your back.

Author: Vincit Omnia Veritas

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107 thoughts on “Guy Bitten in Face by English Mastiff”

          1. Pigs are very smart! But I love bacon!!! Pigs also find truffles which happen to be very expensive! French love truffles and escargot! Sone of the best escargot I ever had was from a cafe about 2 blocks from the Eiffel Tower in Paris! I also love the banana crepes with chocolate/hazelnut topping and whipped cream! Love Paris a lot!

        1. I’m a gook ! I don’t eat dog! I will never eat dog or rat cat bat or frog! I guess I’m a westernized gook ! I own 2 dogs 1 cat,and 4 parrots! Parrots can be even more sketchy than dogs due to hormone issues! Depending on the size, some parrots can send you to the hospital if they bite you! My African Grey can take your eyes out if he don’t like you…

          1. Yeah well this gook is 100% American! I’m yellow and don’t eat dog, cat, rabbit, or squirrel! And I hate white boy wannabe princes who dream about fucking 4 year old boys and dying to get 40 virgin camels! I served 1 tour with 25th infantry fighting hajji ragheads while you were learning to type on your keyboard and trying to find your dick which happened to be balls deep up your ass!So yeah I don’t do gooky things! I was trained to fight camel fuckers like you! So anytime you want to step back from your keyboard – please let this yellow American gook know so I can shove your head back up your ass and turn you into a princess! Now go make me a sandwich!
            @Prince Sahel

            And my parrot is very smart! I’ve taught him over 500 words, and he can sing “The Star Spangled Banner” and Adam’s Family! He’s a cool guy as long as you don’t touch his wings or his neck. He even tells the dogs to shut up if they bark… I’m sure he would be kind to you. Stay safe and take care brother!
            @coffindodger

          1. Id take a bet My greatdane is at least as smart as some of the people on this site, considering they were both inbred for many many years, in order to achieve their current form. My dog is also probably a better listener.

      1. Cause you’re a retard.
        You clearly deserve to get bit in the face by your own creature, that you feed and house. It should respect you but doesnt.

        You have to TRAIN your dog. No that doesnt mean teaching it how to sit when you yell sit at it over and over and over again. That means OBEDIENCE TRAINING. Teaching it who is the ALPHA. These are small, inbred wolves you dumb bitch. You have to TRAIN IT TO BE OBEDIENT.

        SOURCE: Have two huge dogs, one is 80lbs, one is 110lbs, both are Great Dane Mixes, one is a dane/pitbull that would literally rip your entire head off because he is a dinosaur. They respect and know that i am their master because they were put through OBEDIENCE SPECIFIC TRAINING.
        Your dog is dumb because thats the way you made it.

          1. Shut the fuck up you cum sucking semen bag, where do you think you are you retarded cunt?
            Go back to fucking pinterest ugly whore.

            Dont be mad because your dog is as retarded as you are.

        1. Hey bro- I quit smoking cigs for 3 years then one day (while on a vacation in Europe) I had this urge to smoke! I told myself I would smoke just while in Paris! Well, I’ve stopped smoking cigs but now I vape! Yeah I fucked up! Wish I could quit like you all- I’ve got respect for you guys who quit! Hopefully one day I will join you non-smokers!

          1. Unfortunately, I am vaping. I also chew the gum every so often. I didn’t pick up the vaping until a few weeks after I quit, so that I wouldn’t be tempted to bum my friends smokes while I’m drinking. Vaping is definitely way better, but it’s still rough on the lungs.

          2. Depends on where you live hk. People die here in the states from vaping due to poor government regulation of consistency in standards of production. I’ve heard it’s different regulation per region. It’s pretty haphazard in the United States in terms of consistency and attention to keeping impurities out but quality control is much more closely monitored in the uk so there are less impurities in the products. It’s worth checking out what’s sketchy and what isn’t.

          3. There is a shit ton of anti-vaping propaganda out there that pissed me off, but when I started vaping it really helped me a lot to quit. The last year I smoked I went between smoking and vaping. Then started vaping more and more, until finally I got sick of vaping and quit it altogether.

          4. I feel you brother! Vaping is hard on the lungs especially the new nicotine salts. Tried chewing the gum but it doesn’t stop the craving- i could chew the whole box… lol and that stuff is expensive where I live. It’s cheaper and more satisfying to vape! Also I really enjoy the flavors. Now I’m using a SMOK RPM AIO kit and I’m loving the flavors! Most of vape kits are made in China where safety and consistency DON’T mean shit! And recently they starting banning flavor vapes! The struggle continues for me! Big Tobacco is winning!
            @honkeykong
            @Emilio Hackett

      1. Since the time of antiquity, the only thing that any man wanted, young or old, is a cool eye scar.

        I’m jealous. Btw If a hot girl asks you how you got your scar tell em that you got into a fight with a rough pack of wild geese and one of em pulled a switchblade on you. Guarantee this will get you laid.

          1. You don’t understand. These aren’t normal geese bro. These are gangster geese and they don’t fuck around. The kind of geese that mother always warned you about. They live on the other side of the railroad tracks. They got greasy slick backed feathers and an itchy trigger wing. You’d best respect these geese. They don’t take shit from anyone. They’ll nip you in the back of the neck after stealing all your bread at the local pond. Then they’ll take your girlfriend and give her an atomic wedgie. I’ve seen this happen literally thousands of times and it’s the same story every time. Do yourself a favor there, Charlie.

            Beware the geese.

  1. My dog also attacked me when i got my face close to his, i had a very thick beard so that made the difference, just pain and some bruises, some dogs hate that, for them is a a sign of aggressive dominance, it´s specially worse if they are horny when there is a female dog in heat, which was the case of my male dog.

        1. Geez that dog had issues with close contact, Good thing you don’t have to deal with’em besides if you ever have another pet and its suffering, Word of advice don’t take them to the vet you be better off doing it yourself instead of them going to the vet because it would take longer and you wouldn’t want that…

    1. Right. And Cats dont bark all the time. Every Dog should be send to China. Chinese people got to eat, too.
      I once had a bengal cat. She was so intelligent, she sat on the Toilet to take a piss, and she pissed perfectly in the toilet, made no mess.

      1. I had a cat. She scratched the shit out of everyone that got within 150 feet of her. You couldn’t do anything with her. She was also a selfish, stupid piece of shit. Some cat’s are good. Most aren’t. End of story.

        Ps

        there is nothing more irritating than the mutterings of an entitled cat owner. I’d rather have the emotional intelligence of a dog than the sneaky intelligence of a cat.

        Pss fuck you!

        1. Lmao! So true! Cats are fucking snobs! They act all cute and nice to some people and totally crazy to others! My cat acts like a princess to my girlfriend but if I’m around her she’s a demanding fuckin fur ball ! Only time she ever acts sweet is around feeding time! Once she gets what she wants- she goes back to bitch mode!

          1. Right?! Cats are a woman’s animal in the same way that poison is a woman’s weapon of choice. Sneaky lil shits. I think the reason I like dogs more is due to their sincerity. They are also emotionally available and always willing to give whatever love they are capable of expressing whenever they can. I have a dog now and she’s one of the best goddamned things in my life. She’s sweet, affectionate, playful and emotionally accessible. There is no cold calculation. No deceit. And if there is the dog can’t lie worth a shit anyway! It’s much easier for me to live with something that also loves me without condition.

            A dog will protect you with its life. A cat will open up the door to allow burglars in.

            “Come on in. Make yourself comfortable! Oh while you’re at it, go ahead and kill my master too because I really hate them!”

            -cat.

        2. you probably had an incest cat, theyre dumb ass fuck. you better invested more money in an intelligent breed then in your gay magazines, you stupid dog-lovin faggot. Go fuck yourself

          Ps. Meow

          1. Incorrect. You are teh one who is teh fag. How do I know this? Because you have named yourself after the gayest stupidest piece of shit in the animal kingdom. Ergo, you’re The BIG GAY.

            That’s just the way it is.

            Don’t get mad at me. I didn’t make the rules here.

          2. @kalamnity cat is a short term of my real name.

            You are the faggot here. Talkin about your dog is the best thing in your life and how much he loves you lol. It wont get any more gay then this. Ill bet you have a gay ass teacup chihuahua

          3. Look nobody cares what your name is.

            And yes, My dog IS one of the best things in my life. I’m sorry you’ll never know what that’s like but at the same time you aren’t worthy of that kind of love anyway.

            You and your cat probably have tandem poop-eating competitions, Catherine… or should I say Cunterine?

            Hey if the shoe fits!

          4. @kalamnity

            You have some weird phantasies. I give a rats ass about the love from a dog, this dumb creature only loves you because he has no other option. You bought him, hes damned to live his life with you. Also cats are not as digusting as dogs, why they should eat shit? Dogs eat their own vomit. And you’re really proud of beeing loved by such a disgusting Animal? You probably never get some pussy. Go buy yourself a monkey.

          5. I feel sorry for your gay cat. You prolly put peanut butter on your pussy, fag.

            Actually I feel sorry for any creature that has to interact with you. I doubt you bathe regularly. You are clearly a frumpy old woman. You probably wear sweatpants and silk shirts in your delightful little trailer park and You sound bitter. You probably pooped in your pampers.

            Try taking a bath. Then go ahead and drop a toaster in said bath … while in it. Trust me … your cat and you will be better off for it!

          6. Eh. That was pretty harsh. Sorry about that but cats are my arch-fiend. Mostly because of allergies, in truth.

            I also lived with 5 cats in a small house about a decade ago. Not the best experience. The owner didn’t clean their litter box regularly so the cats trailed their shit all over the house. My pillow became a target. Yay for toxioplasmosis. I attribute that to the crappy owner… the cats were pretty cool for the most part.

            For me to poop on !

    2. What about shaving scars? Are they sexy too? Asking for a friend and myself -LOL… I’ve got a few scars- got stabbed in the eye with a billiards stick! Fuck it hurt! I also have a scarvon my arm! You guessed it- got stabbed with a knife fighting, and few scars on my hand and knuckles! Grabbed a knife by the blade once fighting and punched a guy through a window. Too bad UFC didn’t exist earlier- I might have been a pretty good fighter… ha ha ha. But my girl never said I look sexy! She just ignores the scars!

        1. Darn. Well at least give me your motorcycle. It’s the least you could do!

          So I’ll go ahead and take that off your hands. You will make sure it’s filled with gas too. And if it doesn’t happen, Charlie, someone’s butt is bound to get whooped!

    1. Yes get 3 cats. That’s a good solid number. Then you’re gonna want to tie their tails together and throw them off the nearest cliff. They enjoy it. It’s good for them and it teaches you a valuable lesson and that is this.

      Cats cannot fly. Yet.

        1. Ok I’ll meet you halfway. Some cats are awesome. There. Happy?

          But I will also argue that this conversation is 100 percent serious business. You should see the determined look on my face as I write this completely serious and not at all tongue in cheek post.

          Anyways cats are like anything else. It’s kinda like humans. A few good ones and whole lot of shit ones. I’ll love me the fuck out of a cat if I find a good one. And yes I love sometimes. Anyone who has a problem with that can suck the log out of my anus.

          1. @kalamnity, well damn! look at us meeting in the middle despite our initial differences like a couple of grown ass adults!

            you remember that old nick cartoon catdog? that should be the BG mascot, to bring us all together in these oh so trying times.

            i have no problems with your post or follow up, only appreciation for our cooler minds prevailing! lucky for me, yes, no sucking of logs this time around! 😀

          2. Well In Goreland, they say, the best gore forums heart grew three sizes that day …

            Didn’t expect to feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That might be the beginnings of Covid induced septicemia or maybe just maybe something more. I think most of us are probably smart enough to know that we’re not nearly as grinchly or cynical as our posts might otherwise suggest. Most of us are probably just here to blow off steam. Lol.

            I mean Everyone acts like an asshole here but I doubt we’re really like that when it comes down to it. As humans I guess it’s only natural that we occasionally seek the light however faint it may appear to be.

            There is commiseration and empathic possibility in the darkest inner recesses of the human psyche.

            It’s nice to have a moment and there is healing when we can share in the celebration of the things that connect us rather than divide us. Where there is light, there is hope…

            Except for Little Johnny who is a giant fag who enjoys fondling moose testicles!

            Have a good night!

  2. Not related to this video but I had no where else to post. I’m new to the BG community and I’ve taken an interest into the many different forums I’ve found. I’d like to interact and strike conversation with you all and become apart of this community I love. Every time I find a forum it always says I can’t comment on it. Even in the introduce yourself forum I can’t seem to start a topic. Anything I’m doing wrong and or missing.

    1. It’s like that for a lot of ppl. I think
      It’s because the bg leadership is afraid of attacks on freedom of speech in the forum so it’s pretty tightly regulated. I’ve been here for some time and I still can’t post on the forums.

  3. SPEAK by bad jonny

    When you try to speak
    They make you weak
    “O da Toucan’s exstinct ..
    But it had a nice beak ..”

    Furniture for the rich
    “Ooooh it made of teak ..”
    “See my new figure
    It’s trim and sleek ..”

    “The World did not go to
    The poor and the meek ..”
    “The poor don’t get riches
    It not what they seek ..”

    “Noah tried to save ‘em
    But his boat sprung a leak ..”
    “It not the rich fault that
    They had a bad streak ..”

    “My husband made Faycebook
    Nasty little geek ..”
    “O now we’re as rich as
    that gay Arab Sheik ..”

    We’ll fuck ‘em then flip ‘em
    Give it to them ‘Greek’
    Torture and kill ‘em
    Down by the creek

    They made you what you are:
    A lonely-ass freak

    🙂
    Cheer up, Poontah
    Death is coming
    Soon

  4. “Many thanks for the pics and your story, @pineapplepuppies. No loss there, though. You dodged a bullet by getting rid off your girlfriend when you most needed her. This type of woman would have used you as a doormat while Chad and Tyrone dicked the living hell out of her behind your back”
    That is strong !!!
    Any way , i hate those dogs, why don’t you gonna buy a king size microwave
    Put the useless dog inside tied with zippers, on a low hit power and let his fossil brain to be puked out through his eye sockets ? And after that frizz it and serve your father with it , and only after that, tell him what was that…
    Cause you ain’t gonna forget that all life!!

  5. Anybody who keeps a sketchy dog of that breed/jaw profile needs a good slapping. The dog needs to be put down. It’s not the physical attributes here, it’s the Mental attitude and temperament that’s king. You can have a massive meat crunching dog, but if it’s got the correct attitude and breeding, it won’t attack anybody who’s feeding it or any human being out of hand.

    Dogs are subject to mental defects and the trick is to identify early and remove from the gene pool. When I was a kid, I knew a man who was a dog trainer. Once I saw him remove an otherwise perfect young dog from the group and “put it to sleep” it seemed cruel to me at the time. When I asked why, he said “sometimes they have bad minds Son, and you cannot correct them. Better for them and us if they go now”

    Amen and unfortunately applies to some people too!

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