Guy Teases Irritated Young Bull Like a Toreador, Bull Wins

Guy Teases Irritated Young Bull Like a Toreador, Bull Wins

Guy decided to add excitement to his life and stepped into an enclosure with a young bull. Pretending he was an experienced bullfighter, the shirtless toreador teased the obviously irritated bull by waving his shirt.

The first mock charge encouraged the wound be toreador who stepped up his tease, but then the bull went straight at him and won. Pooch stepped in to save the day, but I’m sure the guy was hurting for a few days afterward. Bloody estupido…

98 thoughts on “Guy Teases Irritated Young Bull Like a Toreador, Bull Wins”

      1. @ Not really Angel don’t drink. Go back to where I replied to your storm chaser question. Trying to get along with you don’t make it harder than it has to be.

    1. I don’t know much about bulls but he looks to me like a young one that doesn’t have proper horns yet. Clearly he was scared and trying to get away. Makes me think of the ‘Three billy goats gruff’. It would have been much more fun to see the daddy bull go in, then we would have definately seen some balls hanging on the bulls horn.

          1. I’m glad you left the link mama . Remember , the original tale was kind of scary . They don’t do em like they used to . Eee , when I were a lad ! ๐Ÿ˜€

          1. @wicked mama,that was always one of my favorite stories when I was a child.That and “The Pokey Little Puppy”. Lol
            Awe great memories!

          2. Naw, don’t worry about it. And if it makes you feel any better, there was the threat of being devoured, and the story did end with a dead troll in the river! (Who probably decomposed and was a floater for some kayaker to find downstream.)

  1. This has made my fucking day !!! I absolutely love it when smart-arse show-off dickheads who think they’re funny get owned , looked like he had the wind smashed out of him and he deserved it , hope he spends the rest of his life scared of bulls

  2. Man, not even a real fighting bull but some type of beef cattle. And a calf at that. What did that dummy expect holding his shirt in front of his gut like that? A real bull fight is a thing of beauty. OK let’s hear all you beef eating tree hugging hippos.

      1. Yeah even when someone gets eviscerated. When I was a young kid I saw them carry off a bullfighter with his guts hanging out. They looked like a chain of steamy hotdogs. Best fight I ever saw was a bullfighter on a horse. Those horses were incredible.

        1. But then there is the legendary Cliff Claven theory of brain cells:

          It?s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it?s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

          In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

          And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

  3. Lol this was only ever gonna end one way haha!

    The cameraman’s laugh is hilarious….

    Also the dog seems to run in much like the cat video to try and defend the man?
    Glad I’ve got a dog!!

      1. Was trying to help a friend BBQ some chicken at his place recently. Damn marinade was Italian dressing, which is oil-heavy. Might as well have been Quaker State 10W-30. When the inevitable conflagration took place, I was shouting for help and a spray bottle, but did see that a few people had their cell-phones out, taping as my facial hair was singed… Bastards!

  4. Ive been following the site but have only posted a few comments..so hey everyone!
    Anyone see the guys jaw ripped open in the thumbnails below the video? Fucking brutal.
    Delicious.

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