Upper Lip Bitten by Pet Dog

Dog Gnawed on Soft Tissue of Lip

Upper Lip Bitten by Pet Dog

Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member @aarronpalfrey, who got bitten on the upper lip by a pet dog:

I was around my friend’s flat when I was messing around with my dog Kingston who is a Staffordshire bull terrier X Jack Russell – getting down on his level, making funny noises to see his reactions while I was waiting for my mates to get back.

Little did I know I was in for the suprise of a lifetime that to some people would be enough to put them off for life owning such animal & it would change their lives in an instant. Not me.

So yeah, I’m making different noises, when I get to making a sound I can only describe as the sound a hoover would make. It sounded like woooooo & so forth (we all know dogs hate hoovers). I should know I’ve seen enough family guy to know Brian’s the same, lol.

You get the picture. Well anyway, safe to say the first time I made the noise he reacted straight away, teeth bearing, grinning at me, drooling while growling. I’m like “seshh“.

That’s got him mad but me being me, I didn’t learn and did it again to see if he’d react again & low & behold snap. In an instant I knew something was up. Not with me, but Kingston.

It wasn’t until I got up after having a whole cigarette & a few bowls I felt a searing pain! I thought oh I’ll go look in to the mirror to check I was alright…… Nope, my dog had bit my face off nearly & my left hand top of my lip was torn open wide. He had ripped it clean open in one easy bite like it was butter.

TBH dogs are still wild in their instincts by nature. Even if we think we’ve domesticated dogs fully, we haven’t. Saying that tho he hadn’t been neutered so he probably had so much pent up frustration & testosterone, which probably made the situation go the way it did & that I should have known better.

Saying that it all happened so quick, I mean as quickly as a staple gun firing in to drywall like LITERALLY near enough instantly tbf. I was fucking lucky as it could have been a whole lot worse – he could have bitten my nose off!

Anyhow, I went to the A+E that night with my mate to be told to go home after waiting like 6 hours for the staff only to say “oh sorry the lip surgeon has gone home for the night”.

I was absolutely fuming. 6 hours in line to be told that! What a load of bullshit I said to myself, so I went back home with a bandage to my lip until the next working day, when finally I was patched up with 6 stitches, 3 butterfly, 3 actual stitches, and I tell you now even though I had local anesthetic injected in to my top lip, the fucking pain was even more than the actual bite itself.

The lesson here is DON’T FUCK WITH DOGS, CAUSE IT WILL COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS.

Thanks a lot for the pics and the backstory, @aarronpalfrey. 2020 has been a pet dog attack year. Aside from the COVID-19 plandemic, of course:

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155 thoughts on “Upper Lip Bitten by Pet Dog”

        1. NOT Korean. Yet. I am currently learning Chinese so when the god damn PANDEMIC is over I can go the fuck over to China JUST to TELL them 1 at time “感謝您關閉整個他媽的世界,您這個混蛋! 難道你不敢為此責怪美國.” Yeah…that’s Chinese for…something that OBVIOUSLY needs a little translating.

          1. I mean, whose to really blame? From what I’ve researched. Apparently the virus originated from Bats and Pangolins, and the Chinese were selling these DEAD fuckin’ bats and pangolins at these “wet markets.” Well. It seems that 1 individual had already contracted it through a bat or pangolin CORPSE at the wet market BEFORE it was confirmed in December. And then while spending time at the fuckin’ wet market, more Chengs continued to attract the shit and it spread like fuckin’ Fire throughout China. They had ALREADY declared it a NEW virus once a FEW individuals had contracted it. Yet. Those commie fucks were ALL about doing business and did NOT shut down their wet markets….So thanks “NO long Made in fuckin’ China.”

      1. 이봐 친구 아직 눈치 채지 못한 경우. 이 사이트의 영어 글자. 그것은 내가 당신이 무엇을 말하는지에 대한 단서가 없다는 아주 좋은 아이디어를 줄 것입니다. 그러나 고맙게도 기술로 속일 수 있습니다. 공평한가요?

      2. Can someone scrub off this Chingy filth? It’s gonna give us Corona!

        Now on the subject of the world health org, yes Trump is right in that it is just a
        useless piece of shit, but it has ALWAYS been a useless piece of shit

        Years ago they spend decades to prove that sugar, was basically evil (as if we
        didn’t fucken know ..) So .. they decided to publish their big ‘thrill and chill’ to
        the World
        But ..
        The USA Sugar Grower’s Assocn. said, if you do THAT, we won’t give you our
        2oM of funding per annum ..
        So ..
        The WHO deleted all reference to their decades long, monster study ….
        Makes alot of sense huh?
        See?
        In the end ..
        Money talks, maure walks ….

        I can’t blame any Western Govt for what they didn’t do ‘fast enough’, because:
        They were damned if they did, and damned if they didn’t
        For eg:
        If they shut the borders early, and not much shit happened, they would have
        been hated for ever: “I lost my fuckin’ contract ’cause of you, you cunt.. why did ya close the borders when we weren’t gonna get it ????..”
        But ..
        If they didn’t close down quick enough, they will be targeted with ” Oooh why
        didn’t ya just shut the fuckin’ borders early ya cunts? ….. It woulda saved fuckin lives, mate …
        Fuckin’ liiiiives ….”
        So .. You see?
        Either way you go, as a decision maker, you’d be fucked ..

          1. I totally agree .. this was a man-made killer, designed in a lab,
            and probably funded by B & M Gates Foundation, who want to:
            help the poor African niggers &
            keep the human population down, so that mankind can survive another
            500-1000 years !!
            🙂

    1. When it bars its teeth at you. You’d better fuckin’ judo-chop IT in the fuckin’ face and BOOK IT faster than a fuckin’ Nigger on crack! If not…you’re fuckin’ Cujo-Chow! OK. Yeah…I like MOST dogs. But there DOES exist that ONE “Asshole Breed” of Mutts. And those are the ONES you gotta fuckin’ discipline like a pissed off Teenager! The good OLD back hand of RESPECT oughta do it.

      …oh. And for those who OWN a fuckin’ poodle OR an ankle biter. Grow a BIG PAIR of testicles and get a REAL dog.

        1. Well,, I would suggest “staffy owners” are trying to associate themselves with a creature they can tame that has qualities they would like to have in a day long ago

          Kinda like a kid that was bullied and never got over it

          Unfortunately they dont understand the legal ramifications of such

          1. Uhhh…when we’re discussing the Jigs. If they cannot TAME themselves, what makes you THINK they can tame a pit-bull of ANY fuckin’ kind? Chances are once they ABDUCT one because they JUST got fired from Mcdonalds, they’ll just fuckin’ “Rocky Balboa-train” it for the underground organization club of “The Michael Vick’s underground world FOR Niggers who DON’T want to work Dog Fighting Ring”. That’s a what a low-life Staffy Owner IS to most people.

          1. OK.

            Step 1. Put flyers around the whole fuckin’ mostly-decayed neighborhoods that tells the hood rats to START being more productive. Instead of fag-hanging their pants with the Glocks sticking out.

            2. OFFER tutoring sessions to Niggers ON how live like a normal person and MAKE good human decisions.

            3. Tell them how IMPORTANT it is to GET fuckin’ educated instead of BEGGING for fuckin’ hand outs. Can’t afford education? Well at least get a job and fuckin’ WORK your way up instead of looking for fucking AND crack all the fuckin’ time. EVEN volunteering helps!

            4. Wear a BULLET proof vest and SWAT helmet at ALL times if you ARE white or Mexican and trying to perform these tasks and talking to them in person. God only know you’ll need it.

            5. Tell them BLOCK parties are only for THOSE invited. And NOT the NIGGERS looking to shoot it up BECAUSE Jamal stole Raymond’s shitty ass Jordan shoes.

            ….just to name a few solutions…

        1. Dobermans when properly trained are lovely animals. Pity not many persons have the time or foresight to do so

          Never let them think they are part of your inner circle though, when the time is up, they will let you know, and hey lips or face will be on BG

    2. This guy doesn’t realize it’s the breed of dog that caused this…. and no, MOST DOGS DON’T DO THIS SHIT TO A HUMAN…
      The dog should be euthanized and ELIMINATE the Pit Bull breed…
      Staffordshire terrier MY ASS…. THAT’S ANOTHER NAME FOR PIT BULL….
      THE NIGGERS OF THE DOG WORLD!

        1. Well to be fair. The definition of a “nigger breed dog” is also known as a “Michael Vick Dog.” That’s when the Mail Man is making his rounds through the midwest Nigger-hoods when SUDDENLY he gets fuckin’ attacked by either a Rottweiler or a fuckin’ Pit-bull. That OF COURSE was NOT properly secured by some Welfare-supported porch monkey whose ONLY goal in life is to just be fuckin’ LAZY while living off the government and appear to LOOK like a fuckin’ WASTE to society WHILE breeding more of America’s Criminals. Typically the nigger-Dogs get fed when the hood-rat’s child (probably from 3 or 5 boyfriends ago) somehow get fuckin’ access to the Dog and get CUJO-chowed. Happens more often than you think! …or. The Child got access to the Glock that was lying on the coffee table and…you can guess what happens next.

          But yeah…that is a “nigger breed dog” for you.

      1. @Snafu Man
        Yes you are right brother. And i say this cause when my cat was much younger like 3 months-old, and being the street cat that he was, that i found under my office on my construction site, he would lie on his back all cute, and all, wanting me to rub his belly. Then when i would start rubbing-it he would purr and loudly, and all seamed fine.

        But that’s until all of a sudden, and with absolutely no warning whatsoever,,, his ears would just go back into his head, and then outta nowhere,,, “”BOOM”” The Fucker would grab me, and grasp my Arm while sinking all his claws from his 4 legs into me. And he would start to meow like a cat that’s about to fight.

        When i said NO, And tried to remove his claws from under my bleeding skin, his tail would start swing wildly, as he then also sunk his teeth into me. Fuck,,, that’s when i stood-up, and slapped him across the face and fucking hard hoping he’d let go. Only then did he finally let go, and run away to hide under the bed.

        This is why my Cats name is,,, **FUCKER.** He does not do shit like that anymore, since i gave him That Bell-Ringer of a slap across the face, lol. So he learned his lesson & Quickly. 🙂

        1. Sounds like you knocked something into place. I had a cat that hated any sort of electric motor. He would swat whatever it was across the room and or break it. The worst was when he went under a car that was leaking transmission fluid and I had to bathe him to keep him from licking it. I swear it was like an exorcism. I have permanent scars from where he dug into me.

          1. @SnafuMan
            Oh dude,,, sorry bro,,, but that is/was really fucking funny man, lol.

            Fuck we’re lucky that your Radiator was not the the thing that was leaking instead . And i say this even though (i’m sure you already know) that they love the sweet taste of it, and that it’s a very toxic poison.

            So the poor kitty,,, he would probably/most likely have died from it he ingested-it. 🙁 Thank God for the leaky tranny. And brother,,, why is it that we still love them so much when they (at times) can be such cunts, lol???

            My Cat is now 10 years-Old, is yours still alive/around today?? 🙂

      1. @SnafuMan
        That’s too bad brother, but at least he lived his life, and died peacefully at home, instead of being sick with some form, or another of cancer. And i say this cause that would have made him suffer until you would of had to make one of the hardest decisions in your life, and that would of been to have had to make the decision to put him down. 🙁

        So be thankful (as i’m sure you truly are) to have had such a good friend, that i’m sure you’s had , & shared many good laughs together. And just like the one that you described/mentioned above, lol, as these memories will last forever, and t’ill you’s meet again one day. 🙂

          1. My own title series. “How to train a killer who is NOT human.” Where irresponsible fuck-ups can train an animal to do the killing for them. …Well…even those people have gone to prison for not securing their dog and letting it maul on a child.

  1. It’s not as much about dogs being wild or having instincts as it is about training. If you didn’t hit the dog hard enough to scare it or inflict some pain then you will probably get bitten again at some point. Dogs have to know boundaries and they don’t know if you don’t enforce it.

  2. If you knew it already in the first place how a canine may over react with aggression to his being messed up with ; it’s kinda ridiculous for ya to have acted so naive not to know that even though they are reared up to be domesticated but each of them is a wolf ‘s descendant in itself…………of their being ” dangerous” if ya will,to say the least .

    Forever hardwired to be wild within and belonging to the same family of Canidae.
    I hope after the incident your love for him hasn’t taken a nose dive and your folks aren’t living in fear of him .
    Pardon and Pat him for me Mister@aarronpalfrey

  3. Anyhow, I went to the A+E that night with my mate to be told to go home after waiting like 6 hours for the staff only to say “oh sorry the lip surgeon has gone home for the night”.

    – that sure is the worst

  4. Sorry to break it to you, but your dog is a fucking retard. Which is not surprising, considering it is of the rat-terrier variety. Usually the smaller, more inbred, an animal is, the further away from a wolf genetically and more retarded it becomes. I have two dogs, a full breed American putbull and a rotty. They are BIG strong dogs that would bite your HEAD OFF not your lip. I can walk up to them and make WHATEVER NOISE I WANT. AIRPLANE, VACUUM, FUCKING HELICOPER, FUCKING FLYING SAUCER, i can jump up and down and do anything i want infront of these dogs and theyre not gonna bite me because theyre not retarded

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