Thai Bloater in a Sack

So I come on to Best Gore earlier today and what do I see? A corn cob coming out of an asshole. Thanks, @ate. Well, I don’t really have a way to beat that, but I do so happen to have in possesion another bloater. This time courtesy of Thailand. A man was pulled from … Continue reading “Thai Bloater in a Sack”

Best Gore Member Takes a Spill Down a Hill

Best Gore has put Brazil on the map. Might not be best for their tourist industry, but it’s damn good for the gore industry. Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you all the way from São Paulo, Brazil. Best Gore member @Nicoli fell off of his bike after hitting a hole… … Continue reading “Best Gore Member Takes a Spill Down a Hill”

Bloater Found on Side of the Road in Caruaru

On the afternoon of Saturday, April 9th, 2016, the badly bloated body of a man was found on the side of a road in Caruru. The man has not yet been identified and authorities have not determined if foul play was involved in the man’s death. Oh, come on! It’s Caruaru. Foul play and Caruaru … Continue reading “Bloater Found on Side of the Road in Caruaru”

Masked Men Enter Jail and Exact Brutal Vengeance on Cop Killers

In the state of Tocantins, Brazil, a Police sergeant and soldier were attacked by drug dealers in the state’s capital. The sergeant was killed at the scene and the soldier left in critical condition. Not long after the arrest of two of the suspects, masked men broke into the jail and enacted a brutal revenge … Continue reading “Masked Men Enter Jail and Exact Brutal Vengeance on Cop Killers”

Man Loses Tip of Finger After Window Slams Shut on It

Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member, @shamrok78, who lost the tip of his finger in an accident around the house. As always, I will let him tell the tale: I was going around the house opening the storm windows last spring. One of them wasn’t secured … Continue reading “Man Loses Tip of Finger After Window Slams Shut on It”

Old Man Left with Mutilated Foot After Bus Runs Over It

An old man in the city of Chapecó, Santa Catarina, Brazil had his foot run over and degloved by a bus while he was crossing the street. Despite the severe injury, the old fella seems to be taking it like a champ. As an older Brazilian, I’m sure this man is no stranger to suffering … Continue reading “Old Man Left with Mutilated Foot After Bus Runs Over It”

Jungle Justice Imposed on Local Gang Member in Nigeria

Brutal public lynching in Calabar, Cross River State, Nigeria. A member of a notorious local gang known as the “Scolombo Boys” was caught by an angry crowd after a robbery and brutally beaten and set on fire. Residents of the area turned it into a regular old block party, with kids and laughs and even … Continue reading “Jungle Justice Imposed on Local Gang Member in Nigeria”

Accident Turns Finger Into Penis

What’s that? You want more finger trauma? Well, it’s your lucky day, because today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member, @Luker86. Luke here suffered an injured that inspired his finger to do it’s best impression of a circumcised penis. In his own words: Copper pipe trapped finger … Continue reading “Accident Turns Finger Into Penis”

Man Takes Head Shot While on Motorcycle

A 43-year-old man identified as Manoel Roberto “Ratinho” da Silva took a head shot while sitting on his motorcycle in front of a local barbeque and grill in Caruaru. Not much more in the way of info other than the interesting tid bit that Ratinho’s friend had been murdered just a month earlier. Coincidence? I … Continue reading “Man Takes Head Shot While on Motorcycle”

Drug Trafficker Shot Down While Visiting Family

Sunday, April 3rd, a man was shot dead after he answered the door of his family’s home in… Do I even need to tell you where? Do I really? Yes, Carua-fucking-ru. The victim, identified as 24-year-old Jadilson Lira “Cinnamon” da Silva, was serving a sentence for drug trafficking but was allowed home on the weekends … Continue reading “Drug Trafficker Shot Down While Visiting Family”