Man Bit on Lip and Cheek by Pet Dog Named Dude

Man Bit on Lip and Cheek by Pet Dog Named Dude

Man Bit on Lip and Cheek by Pet Dog Named Dude

Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member @killitwithfire, whose husband got bit on the lip and cheek by a pet dog named Dude:

This is my husband. He was bit by his moms dog, “Dude”. Basically what happened is it was a hot day so Dude was already grumpy. He got into Dude’s face and started talking to him. Little did he know that Dude had a cancerous tumor in his neck.

He grabbed Dude’s neck playfully, growled in his face and ended up getting bit. He had to get 19 stitches. It ended up being where his lower mouth was torn in half, his upper mouth was torn into and bites on his cheek area.

It took about a week and a half for him to open his mouth again. It’s fully healed and his facial hair covers everything.

Thanks a lot for the pic, @killitwithfire. The latest trend of getting faces mauled by dogs continues unhindered.

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70 thoughts on “Man Bit on Lip and Cheek by Pet Dog Named Dude”

          1. I wasn’t on your dick to begin with. What’s the matter? Don’t wanna wrap up what you started? C’mon, at least lemme drive you to whatsername’s house. I’ll even buy you guys a bottle of the good stuff. My treat. Then we can make up and be besties.

          1. Why would you think that? I do like you. I like you so much that I think I’ll keep you. You’re my DUDE now carnage. Besides, that’s the third time you’ve said something to me and deleted it, showing that even you’re not sure of what you’re saying. That shit’s hilarious. Not very good at thinking before opening your mouth are you? Who’s the simple one now?

  1. How’s the dog doing?

    I had a dog with cancer years ago. Took it to a religious vet, who performed a Duderotomy on the poor guy.

    Dog ran away a few weeks later. Ended up at a basketball game in Canada. Witnesses say, that he was Toronto Raptured.

  2. I have been dog grooming for a few years now and I never had a dog bite like that however I did have a cat tear my arm up after I groomed him and put him in the tub for a bath he was so cool I thought he would be ok for the bath.

  3. THE JUMP by bad jonny

    The prologue:

    When you’re all alone
    You feel the fear

    All alone
    With no cunt here

    All alone
    With no cunt near

    What are you afraid of?

    Is it death?

    Or

    Is it

    That you are in love with death?

    They say Vertigo
    Is not fear
    Of heights

    It’s fear
    That you’ll jump

    And land
    With a lovely splat bump!

    Imagine that
    After you had been hump’d

    Imagine that!
    After jism was pump’d

    You walked to the edge
    And Then fucking jump’d

    The aftermath:

    Even Prez. Donald smiled
    Even HE had been Trump’d

    And Into the hearse
    Your dead body slump’d

    Your organs all crush’d
    But your head hardly bump’d

    If you were a steak you’d be
    T-boned and Rump’d

    Part of you wishes
    That everyone jump’d

    The epilogue:

    Why is it, in the same boat
    That we are all lumped?

    In that same fuckin’ boat
    That migrants are clumped?

    When you find a new girl-friend ..
    You’re already dumped

    On the first day of Life
    We are already stumped

    The eyes are not windows
    They’re just fucking sly

    The window is not
    The soul of the eye!

    Why do you think
    You can’t look at that guy?

    We try to be honest
    We fail, yet we try

    The answer is written
    In every blue sky

    If you want true Life and Sunshine ..
    You’ll just have to die

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