The Caption This Photo Contest #94

The Caption This Photo Contest #94

Many thanks to Best Gore member @svarg26 for picking the best captions on our previous Caption This Photo Contest. As the winner, you get to choose the winners (as well as the runners-up, if you can) of this contest @stubyone. Shoot me an email with your choices in a weeks time.

Your turn, guys. Caption this photo if you can.

Best Caption

Thing of it is…he went in for a chin extension.@stubyone


The good news is you don’t need any dental work.@casualobserver

“Have you seen my stapler?” “I believe you have my stapler”@seraphim-serenata

How is any of this helping to get this tampon out of my nostril?@honkeykong

Count yourself lucky next time you wake up wearing pizza@pottyone

228 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #94”

  1. OMFG I’m TIREd if this shit my head is spinning just thinking that @hopingfornemesis took the best caption :((((

    But on a serious note looks like this poor dindhu nuffin got into a HEAD on collision resulting in an instantaneous death from decapitation by window glass

    1. I wonder how long that would last as a tire. Or maybe get four heads and put one on each hub of a 4×4 before spinning donuts on the pavement.
      Well, I guess it’d probably be like 1/50th of a donut before the heads would cave in.

    1. Thanx @asskingforanal

      *Holding up Trophy*

      And I’d also like to thank my dad for not shooting me onto moms tits. My teachers, for taking soooo many nights after school, showing me how to write on the chalkboard. And most of all, I’d like to thank my left hand for showing me how much it loves me. Oh yeah… and those of you who voted for my stupid Caption. 😀

      *Tries to stick Trophy up anal cavity*

  2. Fast Eddie won every race until he lost some significant pace. Ahead he was for a while until his tyre flattened big style. No jack no pump he used his breath until it blew off his head. He watched as all the cars went by “I’m fucking last and going to die”.

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