Two Heads Not Better Than One, Rival Bleeds Out Before Decapitation

Two Heads Not Better Than One, Rival Bleeds Out Before Decapitation

This scenario starts off innocently enough in Brazil, with an alleged gang member getting his throat sawed into by rival. With the slicer of neck hunched over, he whispers sweet nothings into the ear of the bleeder. An average size piece of wood is down below, getting drenched with human nectar.

With penetration by the dull blade barely going deep, it stops completely before reaching the climax point.

Wanting to dive deeper, the rubbing one out killer opens wide the side neck for better view and penetrating results.

A tag team member joins in with the delightful joy, spilling life juices of the enemy. Both allies come close to blade touching (I wonder if it’s gay to cross blades without a woman’s shield in the middle). Reminiscent of the epic 3 dull machete action.

The grisly duo abandon the threesome action and begin chopping on the neck of the adversary separately. All throughout the sweat inducing, pulsating, gyrating movements, the dying man makes not one sign of approval/satisfaction – must have been penetrated fuller by an ex, derp I mean axe.


– “You’re hitting the wrong spot…”
– “I’m getting tired (of slicing)”
– “(whispering) just do it already.”
– “use this one (knife)”.
*victim struggles, camera man giggles in the background.
– “Show it to us, brother! So we can see how gorgeous this looks!”
*muffled conversation and laughters in the background
– “Try to chop it off with this one instead.”
– “It’s hard as fuck!”
– “That’s fine, just cut this vein down here and that’s it.”
*Guy is about to deliver the final blow.
– “Wait a minute, wait a minute!”
– “Lean it (the head) onto that log, so it won’t slide down.”
– “Ok, do it!”

Thank you Best Gore in house translator @laurahorlle for translation.

Props to Best Gore member @carnage-2 and @honkeykong for the video:

Zero-Decibels ®

58 thoughts on “Two Heads Not Better Than One, Rival Bleeds Out Before Decapitation”

    1. That was a good description, but honestly, I bet it takes a lot of time to write – you need to do your research, come up with some puns, and keep the humor on the level.

      I think, considering Marks retirement from BG management, it would be best to just post the content en masse, without spending time on descriptions. Stories are nice and all, but I would take more videos without stories, over fewer videos with a story.

      Consider this a suggestion, and thank you for an awesome job up until now and in the future.

    2. You are all crazy. The descriptions by that Mark, or whover it is that does them, are the best part! They are ironic, funny, clever, imaginative; I would hire that guy to work for me as a writer if I knew who he was.

      1. You know that every time you say this, I’m like HEY, LOOK IT’S ME, OVER HERE!!! ME ME ME

        There are equal amounts that love the squeezing blood out of a turnip, then there’s others that don’t..

        @fermier Why you may have Mark or some invisible person that doesn’t exist confused with SERAPH’S SERENADE OF DEATH®, is cause all those videos I sent in to Mark had a write up… more often than not, was by yours truly.

        Thanks for the haters and the lovers… Best Gore is meant to have information, even if the only information is what one sees… You look hard enough, you’ll see other sites with Serafín’s titles and asinine descriptions.. I do however take great pride and fun in this shit.. Call it what you will, but I love having my way with the people dying or are suffering great misfortunes. I make myself laugh, which is so hard. Maybe Assman aka Spinx should be writing for Best Gore, cause he actually makes me laugh.

        To make a long story short, unlike this comment, I may or may not water down the fruit punch (video descriptions) until there is no more flavor and it tastes like contaminated well water. For the record, it only takes a great killing video such as the video posted up above to spark INSPIRATION to release a few monsters trapped within a cobweb mind and soul. Had to vent for a minute, thanks.

        SAYONARA to all fellow Seraph’s who love the serenade of death. I’ll post another video after a while…

        1. I think you’re awesome! Thanks for taking over. I was worried that this site would dry up after Mark left. This is me not being a smart ass, for real, thanks! I am SmokeyBear & I approve this message 🙂

  1. Butter knives , out of the kitchen make for a bad choice, when decapitation is all that matters. They were at it , but it seemed like an eternity and what the heck the gloves were worn for ,by the cuntish fatheads as if the jungle would have them arrested for not wearing one..

  2. This scenario starts off innocently enough in Brazil, with an alleged gang member getting his throat sawed into by rival.

    Yes, starts off innocently enough, just a little throat sawing. But the good stuff comes later, so wait for it.

  3. I Am moving to Brazil, and will open up a business that sharpens Knives, Machetes, And so on.
    Also i plan to repair, clean and grease all types of Guns, including Revolvers, SEmi-Auto Hanguns, Rifles, And Shotguns.

    Ching-A-Ling,,, Ching-a-Ling is all they will hear to know that my bicycle and i are on our way, as i ride by 3 wheeled bicycle down the streets of the largest Fave la’s making friends, and lotsa coin . 🙂

  4. i literally can’t understand why every single decapitation has to be done with some pussy ass knife, use some real shit like an axe or a chainsaw, not this little butter knife you got here.
    it’s obvious that knives are very ineffective at decapitating people, step your game up bro lmao.

  5. The poor guy didn’t even get a chance to finish eating his sammich :(. You could see him chow down on something near the beginning of the video. And these stupid head-choppers, you can clearly hear the knife rubbing back and forth on the victims neck bone. But do you think that he would even attempt to move-it 1/4 inch one way, or the other in order to get between the vertebrae and complete his decapitation??? Nope Too Fucking Stweupid to think that long and hard, You Know,,, like a Nigorian-Entity. Fucking Ding-Bat!

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