Brutal Machete Fight Aftermath Video

Brutal Machete Fight Aftermath Video

Well damn! Brazil, once again, over-delivers. What’s most admirable, though is the fact that the Da Silvas are so used to violence, they don’t freak out at all when they get chopped up. It’s kind of like – yeah, it was just my turn today.

If you live in Brazil, the question is not whether you get chopped up with a machete, the question is when you get chopped up with a machete. And when you do, you’ll be so used to seeing everyone else chopped up, it won’t freak you out at all. You’ll just sit there with your hand dangling on a piece of skin thinking all kind of thoughts but… holy shit I got fucked up.

It looks like the Da Silva in the video below attempted to block a machete blow with his hand. That just ain’t gonna work, we all know that, but what’s a guy supposed to do when a huge blade comes towards his face at high velocity? Your hand sure won’t stop the slash, but I’m sure everyone would try to deflect it with their hand if they had nothing else to use.

The victim also has a nasty gash at the back of his head. So the machete guy got him in the head eventually, but at least the blow wasn’t strong enough to crack his skull in half. There is a major fracture to the skull, but most likely no direct laceration to the brain.

Well damn again, Brazil:

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113 thoughts on “Brutal Machete Fight Aftermath Video”

    1. hey @stench! i want you to google liberty motor cars in clifton, n.j. and check out the classic cars the have for sale. i have my eye on 76 fleetwood brougham/76 coupe de ville. those cars were superfly pimp mobiles and kings of the road. they don’t make shit like that anymore. tell me again how the 70’s were GAY? those cars ruled man! nothing compares today. those were goodfellas cars dude. everything today is just computer crap and plastic bumpers. that dealership is close to Giants stadium about 13 miles from my house.

      1. Mouse…..

        They are both hovering at $19K., ..waaaaaay over priced unless completely restored, but you KNOW it’s a dealership and the ass-fucking that they are looking to give you.

        As for the cars themselves, they are nice.

        10 of your closest friends and family can go for a drive in complete comfort, and obviously any position imaginable can be achieved in one, even in the trunk.

        I don’t like to talk shit about things that i have never done or been in, (the 70’s for example) however, there is ONE THING that it has in it’s favor….

        The full run of muscle cars had already come to market.

        Couldn’t agree more about the new offerings….everything would be great, as long as your payments are made on time ($500 + full coverage!! FUCK THAT! just to drive something that everyone else has) and you don’t have a ghost in the wiring.

        As for OUR type of cars (’79 and older, and for me, preferably ’66-’71) every $100 and time put into them makes them BETTER and makes them more OUR OWN, as to getting one cherry, and the race against time to keep it that way (not to mention the INSTANT 30% drop in value)

        As far as THESE IMPATICULAR cadillac’s, I would suggest that You STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM.

        Those assholes want $10,000 for a $2,500 ’72 “Curlass”

        But I do appreciate your taste in cars, and WHY you like ’em….(as too basing it solely on popular opinion)

        1. thx @stench. i checked out the cars in person and they are mint. very, very low original mileage. you really gotta see em to appreciate how mint they are. but yea, the ass fucking from the dealership would hurt a lot more than an assfucking from a tranny. way over priced but i assure you they are mint dude. if you wanna dance you gotta pay the band ya know? imagine the things i could do to @bidity in either of those cars!

        1. Hey @mouse, the color on that 76 coupe, was it that original powder blue color? My cousin had one of those back in the 80s when I was about 15yrs old, first car I partied in drivin’ around w/the boys. Personally I was into the 67 to 72 chevelles, never owned a 67 to 70 but had a couple of 71 and 2s, and had a 71 el camino w/ a power caddy bench seat. It had a 1/2inch piece of steel plate welded in the back cause someone who had it before me was gonna turn it into a tow truck. had rear air shocks of course. The weight gave better traction in the snow. Ahhhhh, when gas prices were cheap. But I gotta admit, I did like the body style of the 76 coupe, it was sleek lookin’.

          1. @m, I checked it out, I’m not to keen on that color, But that shit looks very clean on video, and video takes away from it. When ya seen it in person ya probably popped a bone. Good luck on whatever you decide!

        2. fuck the old guidos. those cars are time machines. you sit in them, put on the goodfellas soundtrack on the stereo, close your eyes and go back to better times dude. they are really, really hard to find low mileage/mint condition. those 2 examples are just that. low mileage/good condition.

          1. i assure you the video does not do them justice. you gotta see em in person to appreciate the mintness. the dealer is reputable so i think the mileage is accurate. they’d get in a lot of trouble if caught rolling back the miles. not worth it for them. those cars are museum pieces and not meant to be driven. i would park them and stare at them like a beautiful woman. nice old cars have always given me MEGA BONERS! love them superfly pimp mobiles. life was just different back then. the old days.

          2. A carfax report is one of the only ways to cross-reffrence if there are any glairing decrepencies in the car’s documented history…..if it had an insurance claim agains it with 87,856 miles, and the clock only shows 045,746 miles, you know somethings’ up

  1. Ya gotta give that guy a hand, he took it like a champ! @burnedsmashedmangled gotta show this to his boy andrew, he’ll probably feel like a pussy when he sees how this kid took a machete shot like that and just sat there talkin’, when bsm said that andrew was screamin’ like a bitch till he went into shock over that finger wound. LOL. This guy in this video will now never be able to sing, if your happy and you know it clap your hands!

    1. I agree @aka, machete to machete combat, both sides have more of an even chance than just pullin’ out a gun and shootin’, a shot to the head and your out of the game,with a machete you have more of a chance of takin’ a couple of hits and still being able to fight back,and it would also be more fun to watch! Although this guy was probably unarmed and couldn’t get him single handedly.(pun intended)

  2. I wonder if he was protecting his head and got his hand chopped and dome cracked in 1 hit, it had to of had something solid behind it to do that kind of damage to his hand, not just holding it in the air to block the machete

  3. lucky for this guy he only had his hand chopped and his scalp slit and came out of it still alive to recount what really happened. the attacker obviously didn’t finish the job. expect some payback from the victim in the future. hope we see the vids/pics of that counterattack hehehehe….

  4. I sunk back into my lurking in the shadows habit; I should be commenting more.
    Is it too incomprehensible to know that when I see these pictures and videos, it helps in holding me back from when I come close to offing myself? In some way, I think it reminds me how real the consequences will be, it’s never all clean and peaceful. Suicide is something I still think about a lot, but then I see this real death….and I guess it’s like a fish slap to your face. Not that it gives me new reaffirmed resolve for life, it just keeps me around a bit longer.
    Is that too warped?

    Perhaps this unfortunate man should have tried to block with his arm that has the wristwatch…could I have provided a tiny bit of a protection? Maybe? No? Machete. Gotcha.

    No more lurking, I promise.

        1. Finding a reason to stick around daily, especially when those reasons flip from “why not, to why I need too”
          I hope that the gut instict to not do it isn’t true, but seeing that we are all way too self-important by instinct, I don’t give the “consiquence after death” thing much validity.

          If you do, I will think of you in envy, untill I can too join you in death.

          I absoutly hat it here, and I don’t belong alive either.

          I just pretty much occupie my time untill I’m gone, and I have been doing that for FAR too long.

          1. Shit, I didn’t finish my first thought up there…..finding a reason after it’s flip-floped causes each day to get progressivly harder and more and more meaningless, especially knowing that being human, really doesn’t mean anything.

            To survive, is pointless here, just look at countless elders that live as my proof.

  5. it just point’s out how fragile the human body can be hand in hand.
    one second you are ruling a nation the next second you have a knife in you anus.
    i give him a thumbs up for such a fight.

  6. are you serious? what is wrong with these fucking animals? what is this the mideval times?
    fuck it. just fuck it. i use to be anti-new world, but holy shit, the old world order is a primitive piece of shit,
    where can i sign up to join the reptilian humanoids?

      1. it’s true, me and grin we’re hitting the bar’s and some crazy jap went psycho on some poor canadian guy just because he was flirting with the jap’s misses. not to mention the jap was nude under that karate outfit he had on.

        1. i try to chat up girls that ar at a relationship all the time…in my uncivilized, primitive banana republic, most guys will not retaliate violently if you try to pick up his girl without previous knowledge of the relationship bonding them……well, i suppose i will take a mental note of this if i ever travel to USA again (but honestly, Brazil looks safer, is cheaper and has hotter females) :oP

  7. what do you scumbags surprised at? this is how our enemies used to look like in the old history age when men with swords used to kill each other… today’s it’s done with guns and tanks so it’s a lot faster… well plus the nukes.

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