Loser in Bar Room Knife Fight Loses Blood and Exposes Intestines in Brazil

Loser in Bar Room Knife Fight Loses Blood and Exposes Intestines in Brazil

In Brazil, a bar room fight with knives allegedly, leaves the runner-up of the brawl propped up by his own arms exposing intestines. Major props to the loser having guts to reveal his intestines in the dreary air.

The bloody mess of the fighter was schooled in the art of shredding during a drunken stupor. It appears the victim flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest and landed on a sharp blade a time or two.

It is not known what type of knives are involved in the ordeal. It appears shock paralyzes the pain he feels. Minute movement is visible, except the stream of blood cascading from the head wound. So much blood so, the derriere of his stomach is stained blood red.

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55 thoughts on “Loser in Bar Room Knife Fight Loses Blood and Exposes Intestines in Brazil”

        1. Mr profuse apologies to both of my learned colleagues. I had the gall to bring certain matters to your attention. It’s alimentary, I don’t have the intestinal fortitude to argue this matter any further.

  1. Brazilian nigger niglets braziling like jungle monkeys, mixed raced neurotic subhuman monkey race eat scum you fuck niggers.
    Woe is my Aryan Homeland of Jew.S.A why can’t white people see that we are being brazilified by the will of the nigger and jew? Please genocide now

        1. Check out my lyrical genius an sheeeeeeeeeit.
          Ode De Carnägé:

          Oppression, depression
          Fat whore obsession.
          Gone went to prison
          For cocaine possession.

          Incarceration
          You miss your play station
          Now go get raped
          In your ass and eustachian…tubes.

          1. Haha!! If I heard that shit on the radio, I’d call it ear rape. I know you like Heavy D & The Boysss but you gotta give that shit up… like you do with your ass.

  2. Other than the glass of Booze to show ; this pub crawler, had his innards on exhibition and a whole lot of blood sprayed around, to bring the other drunkards to the edge of their seats and that’s clapable
    All I ask is,of what use is a pub crawl if there’s no brawl ?!
    Loser or not, he paid the cash to happily get knived and thrashed and that makes him an achiever.

  3. A) Obviously he is just a thief, stolen the bar supplied hotdogs that are falling out of his shirt and then someone sprayed him with ketchup.
    B) Well there is the concept of don’t talk shit don’t get hit. He was sitting at the bar and told the guy next to him that the bartender is a whore, turns out the guy next to him was her husband.
    C) He tried to pay the bar tab with an American express card.
    D) Failed to pay the tranny who blew him in the backroom.
    E) Ordered a French 75 for the meanest guy in the bar.

    1. Ha ! a good picturization rather visualization there old pal ! and I think it all boils down to Point B) and E) ; with point B) in particular for the most part .Well I am not saying point E) stands ignored , but what if the loser while buying ,that French 75 for the meanest guy did go gassing in his nose , while prancing around like a clown . And that’s where I guess
      the big trouble came from .
      I suppose your hypothesis holds weight and its gonna pave a way in nabbing either the bar tender’s hubby or may be the meanest guy . In the mean time its loser’s turn to make everyone get nostalgic by singing .”I am a loser” from the Album , Beatles for Sale.

      Also Its time for us to get down to investigating what’s kept
      under wraps . by two of these idiots.

  4. I’m not sold that this damage was caused by knife fight, the wounds are rmore consistent with falling from something about the hight of a bar stool and hitting the ground. You’ve all seen the video’s on this site of Brazillians, Asians, and the like that were in auto and motorcycle accidents, at decent speeds they we explode when the come in contact with the ground. I’ve been Deputy Coroner for a certain parish in Louisiana for 30+ years and I’ve seen every type of accident aftermath you could imagine. I can tell you right now that I have yet in my years doing this come across anything that would make a Coonass burst into blobs of guts, shit, and body parts, it just doesn’t happen in my part of the world. One place that’s even stranger is Russiaxx

    1. Fucking jerk ass kid walked by and tripped on my phone charger and ripped my tablet out of my hand causing Russia was the last word both cars doing 100 there, hit head on, you see bodies flying, cars bursting in a million pieces, the silence and when the smoke clears the Russians are climbing out of ditches from underneath wreckage but they just dust them selves off and bitch about it. If the same wreck happened in Brazil you’d see guts and body parts all over, I hate fucking kids, not paying attention, made me post before i was finnished, had to move spots and forgot where the fuck i was going with this whole thing. I’m posting this anyway and right now that little The Hills have eyes looking fucking kid is mean mugging me from across the way sticking his boogers on back of his seat. Fuck you buddy, fuck you!!!!

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