Forehead Split Open After Tripping Over Dog

Forehead Split Open After Tripping Over Dog

Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member @Icamefortheblood, who split his forehead over after tripping over his dog:

I was walking in my kitchen and went to step over my dog. She jumped up at just the right moment and caught my foot, causing me to trip forward and nail my head on the edge of my counter.

My forehead split open and blood went everywhere. It took 17 stitches to close. 9 deeper inside to sew the muscle back together, and 8 on the surface to close the wound.

Did you know that in the USA, more than 86,000 people end up in emergency rooms each year after tripping over family pets? Them pats be trip wires…

Thanks a lot for the pics, @icamefortheblood:

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34 thoughts on “Forehead Split Open After Tripping Over Dog”

  1. Ouch! Glad you are okay.
    I could not help but laugh at Lahiru Fonseka’s comment… “Hope to see some more content from you.”
    I, on the other hand, would prefer you stay safe even though I like the blood and gore.

  2. Nope; I just couldn’t understand it.

    Not a pair of Flip-Flops in sight. Not even a fucking pointer!

    Couldn’t you have at least pointed to your trophy? Come on, just a pinkie above your winkie?

    If I’m ever stupid enough to let a dumb animal outsmart me, I’d at least get some flip-flops and a pointer. Maybe a Pointer Dog wearing flip-flops doing some pointing?

    Still, it was a cut above…..

    1. Ahhh… it just occurred to me – you’re just another wannabe reality celebrity – showing off your cut.

      You’re promoting that famous song – “The First Cut Is The Deepest” – sung by Dog Stewart and Cut Stevens.

      Fucking Z-list filth. At least change your name to Mutt Kardashian before posting a no-brainer.

  3. Got a cut like that tripping over a curb, drunk.
    It was my sunglasses, the frames dug into my eyebrow and forehead.
    Stopped the bleeding with plain old ground black pepper, which formed a scab for about 2 or 3 weeks, it finally crumbled off bit by bit.
    Can hardly see the scar.

  4. i had a similar sized wound from a dog bite but was on my upper lip a little right of center, took 12 stitches to close on the outside and 8 on the inside of my lip, one week of monitoring for infection and rabies bullshit cause the dog wasnt captured, now i look like Jaoquin Phoenix because of my dog induced hair-lip scar.

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