Grenade Blows Up in Hands of Jihadist Preparing to Toss It

Grenade Blows Up in Hands of Jihadist Preparing to Toss It

Somewhere in the Middle East, a jihadist wearing a Puma baseball hat was preparing to toss a grenade and appears to light up the fuze as his mates sing him an Allahu Akbar soundtrack.

The grenade however goes off in his hands and instead of being tossed, tosses the jihadist backward. The cameraman jerks a lot afterwards, but the footage provides enough moments to see that both his hands have been ripped off. It’s OK, he can always go back to Israel for treatment.

Props to Best Gore member @curiousvixen for the video:

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131 thoughts on “Grenade Blows Up in Hands of Jihadist Preparing to Toss It”

    1. apparently God is Great even when your own side gets blown up, don’t these idiots see the irony in this, of course they aren’t just dead they are martyrs no matter what side you are fighting for

    1. You mean the training where Uncle Sam spent sixty million us dollars of tax payers money and only found six non-islamist rebels to train! Oh yeh , i remember that training.

      Thank God Russia has better training. It is called raining fire and lead on Uncle Sam funded alansnackbar troublemakers!

      Fuck them all!
      @seraphim-serenata

        1. Well I spose everyone makes a mistake that they regret for a long time. Like with me, I hocked my car for 1800$, thinking, “I can pay that back….easy!”. And on pay day I gave them 1000$ cash, but next pay day, i said to myself, “I’ll fix it next pay day” and then it was the next one and on it went and I lost my fucking car. That was hard and a big regret of mine.
          But I can say, it’s a fucking huge boo boo to forget to throw the grenade when your cock is hanging out the zip doing a piss. That’s mega huge in the scheme of things, like numero uno, of really regrettable dark stuff right there, I’d even say it’s suicide material. I love my cock, and i’d be completely and utterly destroyed if suddenly I didn’t have a big dick to stand full frontal on the side of the road and piss exactly in the direct line of sight for the old ladies driving to the bowling club for their game of lawn bowls anymore, not to be able to miss it if they tried. Blowing your hands off is still up there, almost at the top of the Really Really fucked up shit scale, but at least you can always pay someone to give your cock a good tug……………

  1. Damn, shit, that is one way to go in life nothing against anyone else here at the moment for being human is and all, for how humans shall go in life and death and what purposes do we serve as beings how this video easily loaded and played, but the last video of the previous post didn’t really do anything weird good video keep it up folks looking for more Death.

  2. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

    A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: 

    Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals … Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

    King Arthur: Right. One… two… five. 
    Galahad: Three, sir. 
    King Arthur: Three.

    ~ Monty Python And The Holy Grail

          1. Last time I did shrooms, I was snorkeling in the Virgin Islands. I picked up a live Conch. Those weird eyes looking back were crazy. Everytime I do any of that shit, I feel like I’ve been poisoned. Not a fan.

          2. Ugh, conches are the worst! Bastards know when you’re fucked up, too. They hypnotize you with that spiral shell, then attack when you’re not ready for it… fuckers…

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