Nicaraguan Man Hacked with Machete in Costa Rica

Nicaraguan Man Hacked with Machete in Costa Rica

Nicaraguan Man Hacked with Machete in Costa Rica

Video from Costa Rica shows the aftermath of a machete attack on a man from Nicaragua. Best Gore member @zyndro shared his thoughts:

All the people talking are immigrants from Nicaragua, you can tell by their accent. We (in Costa Rica ) have a serious problem with that, because they come looking for better life and most of them are problematic, have like 20 children, don’t pay for medical care but abuse of our medical system, etc..

Not going deeper there, they just are seen the way the Americans see Mexicans in the USA.

Seems like this was a drugs issue. Couple guys came looking for that guy with machetes and give him a lesson.

@zyndro also translated the dialogue in the video:

-“The Ambulance, somebody call the ambulance”
-“He was cut with machetes, were some guys that came moments ago”
-“I heard them, but I didn’t want to get up [from bed]”
-“Poor guy”
-“Somebody call the ambulance”
-“Dear God”
-“They cut his nose”
– [Women to the dying guy] “dude, ask for forgiveness, dear, ask God for forgiveness, ask God that write your name in the Book of Life, dear ask God for forgiveness, ask him!! In your mind ask him, in the name of Jesus”
-“Don’t move, don’t move”
-“I’m dying” [says the handyman]
-[the woman keeps saying] “ask for forgiveness, right away you’re going to be in the heaven’s kingdom”
– [finally, handyman says]”I have no strength, water, water”

UPDATE

According to Best Gore member @creontes this happened in Nicaragua, not Costa Rica. Specifically, in the Champining region, in Jalapa, Nueva Segovia.

Apparently, the victim was a 25 year old man named Jonael Antonio Zuñiga Maldonado, who was hacked to death by a guy known only as “Diego”.

The victim’s brother, 23 year old Wilson Zúñiga Maldonado, was reportedly threatening “Diego” with a lawsuit over some personal quarrels. Jonael Antonio Zuñiga Maldonado came to his brother’s aid and both were attacked by machete wielding Diego. After the transfer to hospital, Jonael Antonio was pronounced dead.

Props to Best Gore member @zyndro for the video and translation, to @creontes for the update:

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135 thoughts on “Nicaraguan Man Hacked with Machete in Costa Rica”

          1. i was not insulting you i was mearly speculating over weather or not you were going to throw up beacause you havent really seen a lot of gory stuff before…

          2. i was not insulting you i was mearly speculating over weather or not you were going to throw up beacause you havent really seen a lot of gory stuff before…

          3. i was not insulting you i was mearly speculating over weather or not you were going to throw up beacause you havent really seen a lot of gory stuff before…

          4. i was not insulting you i was mearly speculating over weather or not you were going to throw up beacause you havent really seen a lot of gory stuff before…

    1. Terrifying. Jesus and water ain’t gonna save you now. The hand was probably a defensive move

      Dont go to the light

      And who the fuck would want eternal life, or reincarnation?

      I cant think of anything more terrifying .

      Joyofsatan.com

          1. You have some weird fetish for sandwiches..but hey, whatever floats your boat.
            You sure you want me to go to the kitchen? It’s where I keep the knives…
            Go on…

  1. that was really thoughtful of that woman, sounded like screeching to me but maybe he heeded her advice, thanks for translation @zyndro

    Lol @ the guy who says “I heard them but did not want to get out of bed”

    1. I think it was a woman who said she heard the commotion but didn’t wanted to get out of bed… I also believe that she didn’t wanted to get out of bed not because she didn’t want to bother but because she was scared.

  2. With that hand the way it is if he learns to walk sideways he can self identify as a crab and gain entry into any soft-touch left-leaning EU country on the grounds of facing minority persecution back home.

    1. As I was reading I totally thought you were gonna say, “soft-shell left leaning…”
      But yeah, just about any EU country with an abundance of boiled potatoes and corn on the cob would love this asshole.

  3. Ask for forgiveness? Sorry but there’s no one forgiving this Man, no matter how much he begs!
    Why are people so miseducated? Fuck, pick a book up, and please not the Bible, or any other superstitious bullshit someone conceptualized long ago!
    The Scientific revolution happened, mind from body was seperated long ago (e.g. Renee Descartes)! When will people realize that everything is of the mind, there is no sadistic, narcissistic, sexist, Sociopath thats flying around in a white robe, waiting to come back to destroy wtf it created in the first place, just to make sure all you motherfuckers burn in eternal fire because why not just make everything right in the first place? No fuck it, lets just teach only certain humans a lesson and make sure the ones that are approved get the best treatment! O yeah lets teach our children this and destroy their intelligence, their ability to think for themselves, No its not child abuse!
    People are cooked!

    1. You just contradicted yourself you say make everything good but also want free will. You can’t have both. God made free will so we can choose our actions. Than we are judged by them. If everyone was good we’d all be mindless enslaved zombies. I’m not even religious.

  4. Some people just have shitty lives and then they die horrible and painful deaths.
    If he had stayed in Nicaragua, would have, er, “dieded?” Highly debateable.

    He was trying to start a new life somewhere but it looked like he had the same old shitty problems in life, i.e. addiction. What was the point of emigrating?

          1. Wrong country, my friend. That would be Germany:

            https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/dec/04/germany.lukeharding

            The worst thing was that Meiwes ‘read a Star Trek novel’ (Clearly a fan of my exploits) after cutting off the other guy’s dick, after which other guy was in the shower.

            Obviously you forgot to write the Cert for this one. Please do so now, and put
            “Death by sleeping pills, inebriation, castration, and good old stabbing. Per bizarre agreement. Verdict: Euthanasia”

          2. Mr. Spock.
            Yes vaugly recall this didn’t followed it up, not only do we live in strange times it’s the twisted minds which inhabit all ages that bring us to that.
            He really does have a point tho, between consenting adults verifiable fact. So now society says it is wrong (Big Brother) and seek a punishment where no apparent crime as such took place. Making it all the more reason to question what is the reality we exist in.
            Assisted suicide perhaps..?
            Tho euthanasia also fit’s the criteria.
            Very unbalanced act’s of whatever nature deemed, to sit down and eat one’s own Dick. Perhaps both were fans of Jeffrey Dahmer as well as
            Star Trek.
            So to the certificate will reflect this, and that…

  5. I’m fluid in Niggeragua.
    Translation:
    Man 1: “Okay, I’m filming in 60fps, 4K. But my battery is low.
    Man 2: “Fuck, Hector, I only have this old Trac phone from Nokia.”
    Man 3: “You appear to have gold fillings sir. I will pretend to clear your airway but really just extracting your teef.”
    Woman: “We have only had one pointer so far. This scene calls for 3.”
    Man 1: “My battery just died.”
    Woman: “Where are his flip-flops? A man cannot truly die a man’s death without his flip-flops.”
    Man 2: “Jes. I did film his hand splitting. Maybe Jorge and Raul can pull and make a wish.”
    Man 4: “Well, my work is done. Peace out.”

      1. i personally think necking yourself in front of a mirror is better than doing it normally since you can see your sexy body being choked out and you can jack it while the life is still in you till you stop breathing! so fuckin hot

      1. Soahc…

        You sound young and full of cum. Have to talked to your dad about using a condom? Opening Up to your father regarding child prostitution, may prevent this from becoming his dirty little SECRETion from now on.

        The last thing I wish for, is for you standing at a truck stop texting your pimp. Your father knows all the truckers, so your Semi Colon will quickly be exploited for his own personal gain.

        In closing…

        Is your smegMA aware of what’s going on? She may be able to pass an antiCRUST lawsuit against your dad.

        Stay safe and God Bless!

  6. -“The Ambulance, somebody call the ambulance”

    (Call the priest, Palo isn’t going to make it.)

    -“He was cut with machetes, were some guys that came moments ago”

    (Oh did Felipe find out that he sodomized his sister again?)

    -“I heard them, but I didn’t want to get up [from bed]”

    (A lazy tico go figure, must be tired drinking Bacardi all day long down at the beach.)

    -“Poor guy”

    (Better search around his room I am not paying one million Colón to bury his ass and I don’t think he needs his fake gold watch either)

    -“Somebody call the ambulance” (You guys are really taking your time, just wait till morning and call the undertaker.)

    -“Dear God”

    (God is too busy with his toy trains in India and playing top this with Satan.)

    -“They cut his nose” (I get his cocaine, he won’t be needing it.)

    – [Women to the dying guy] “dude, ask for forgiveness, dear, ask God for forgiveness, ask God that write your name in the Book of Life, dear ask God for forgiveness, ask him!! In your mind ask him, in the name of Jesus”

    (Just imagine your last minutes in life and the local whore is preaching religion to you, did one of the assailants leave a machete laying around by chance?)

    -“Don’t move, don’t move”

    (Come on look at this poor Fuck…it’s not like he’s about to do the 300 meter Sprint)

    -“I’m dying” [says the handyman]

    (Thanks a lot captain obvious, now where did you bury your money we both know you don’t have a bank card)

    -[the woman keeps saying] “ask for forgiveness, right away you’re going to be in the heaven’s kingdom”

    (This cunt again, really do I need to fly in the big boobs narco guy from Mexico with his machete?)

    – [finally, handyman says]”I have no strength, water, water”

    (Well your leaking like a sieve you might be wanting a blood transfusion instead of water. Perhaps a few butterfly bandaids but all I got is ones with spongebob on them and they are mine.)

    Commentary brought to you by Arran Robert Burns Single Malt scotch and I am not even a quarter into the bottle.

  7. Poor Guy Man. It’s nice to see compassionate people not just gawking, but instead doing what they can to appease this young mans unfortunate passing. That sweet lady was praying over him and giving him his last rights, when he tried to offer his hand to her. This Made my old, tired eyes water. God-Bless these nice Costa-Ricans, as they Have A Heart.

  8. Fucking Christians everywhere. Fucking ask for forgiveness to a bleeding, dying man with cut hands. Here in India too, we have an epidemic of Missionaries coming from God knows where and converting our people and looting millions of dollars in the name of God. Fucking son of bastards are everywhere. Mother fucking Preachers. They think they are better and superior than other people.

  9. The woman screaming her Christian bullshit is just pissing me off!
    They like to scare people in bad situations into accepting their dumb faith.
    He needs medical help. Not your dumb prayers which failed to prevent the attack in the first place

  10. 100% Not a single doubt in my mind …. From everything i have seen down the years on Bestgore …. The machete reigns supreme as the melee weapon. Its the Daddy of weapons, looks just like any other weapon and has this clumsy clunky look that is so deceiving…. But i know this for certain, when a motherfucker grabs for a machete and he starts to swing at you…. Fucking run like fuck, doesnt matter if you have a baseball bat or a penknife or you did martial arts for 20 years, that machete connects and you are done, dont even risk it. The amount of people i have seen on here lying in pieces dying horribly or at the very least deformed for life is staggering. Whenever you see a machete just understand that its the Daddy and you stay the fuck out of its reach, it is there to give you the worst day of your life, and it will if it connects.

  11. Does anyone still remember the machete fight video and the guy starts to use his arm as a block ?
    Not just once but several times, actually raises his arm as some kind of shield, think it was around 6-12 months back.

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