Mugger Gets Finger Chopped Off

Thief Gets Finger Chopped Off, Told To Have A Good Day

Thief little piggy went to market, thief little piggy should have stayed home. This little piggy got chopped off and sent packing down the street

Alleged thief in Favela gets finger chopped off.

– Go! Go! Go! Go!
– Hit it, hit it, (name of the person)!
– It’s over.
– Place your hand down there (next to the chopped finger).
– Look at this, damn! Where you’re gonna mug people now, uh? Are you gonna mug again?
– I won’t .
– You’re not (gonna do it), will ya?
– I’m ok.
– You’re ok, aren’t ya? now go, go, go!
– Carry your finger, dumbass

Thanks for the translation @laurahorlle

60 thoughts on “Mugger Gets Finger Chopped Off”

    1. Macheteer has a point, he should take the severed phalanges with him in case they can be reattached. The man being punished looked to be very young hopefully this is their version of scared straight and he realizes that once you enter the world of crime no matter how bad you think you are. Trust me, there are those which much more to gain and much less to lose watching and waiting

      1. If the sever was clean as in this case..and the fingered dude could get to a Horsepital within 6 hours..AND there’s a reasonably competent microsurgeon available…the finger could possibly be reattached.

    1. You could do this in America, but yuo’re to scared you may have to visit the ‘vacation home’ you describe as being incarcerated to do so.

      Come out and play with the big kids sometime and see how that works out for you

  1. Ha ! In Brazil Favelas never lag behind , where Gore matters more than their sick lives and chopping fingers like some spuds on a cutting board is a common place happenstance .
    The short haired midget got spared with his life, lost a finger wraps it in a shirt holds it tight and in a flash goes out of sight.

  2. – Go! Go! Go! Go!
    – Hit it, hit it, (name of the person)!
    – It’s over.
    – Place your hand down there (next to the chopped finger).
    – Look at this, damn! Where you’re gonna mug people now, uh? Are you gonna mug again?
    – I won’t .
    – You’re not (gonna do it), will ya?
    – I’m ok.
    – You’re ok, aren’t ya? now go, go, go!
    – Carry your finger, dumbass!

          1. @ogzerp thanks for the kind words, bro! Besides english and portuguese I can speak (and understand) bokmal, nynorsk, a little bit of german and japanese too. I guess I’ve always been a little bit obsessed with understanding what other people say. Don’t ask me why! lol

          1. @svarg26 it`s ok if you got raped by your white trash drunk stepfather your whole childhood, dear. We pity you and forgive you. There`s no need to take all your frustration for being a fat nerd out on people who are clearly smarter than you. It`s kinda embarassing even. 🙂

  3. I once choped the tip of my finger off when I used to work golf course maintenance. I think that’s part of why these favela finger chopping videos intrigue me.

    Wish I had a good picture of mine, I could probably make the “BG Members Rock” segment

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