Thief Shot Two Times, One in Each Hand

Thief Shot Two Times, One in Each Hand

I would say the people in the backdrop could be anywhere in United States, if not knowing this happens in Brazil. Looks identical to any backwoods hillbilly with his crackhead friend, shooting the shit.

Theses dudes have the lightest skin of anyone involved I’ve ever seen in Brazil. Why the fuck didn’t alleged thief keep running after the first shot?

Whatever the thief stole must have been of great value to receive not one, but two bullet wounds.

Best Gore member @laurahorlle provides us with this excellent translation:

“Place your hand over there!”
“No, I’ll give you the money.”

Shoots.
Guy screams and tries to escape.

“Come here, german (light skinned person). I’m gonna kill ya.”
“Damn, my wrist, my hand hurts!”
“Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up!!”
“Fuck that, come here, or I’m gonna kill ya!”
“Place your hand over there.”
“Another one???”
“No! No!”
“Place your hand over there…”
“Please…”
“Give me your fucking hand, give me your fucking hand!!!”

Shoots.

“Aiiight then, get the fuck outta here…”

Props to Best Gore member @honkeykong for the theft punishment video:


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57 thoughts on “Thief Shot Two Times, One in Each Hand”

    1. doubt he goes to the hospital. The whole reason for shooting thieves is because they’re bringing unwanted attention from authorities to gang areas. So it wouldn’t surprise me if these guys are told if u go to the hospital the next one is in your head.

  1. probably southern Bra’ziw. Like Santa Catarina state or Rio Grande Do Sul where whites are the majority. he says nao nao nao lol. Fun fact, Blumenao Bra’ziw is for all intents and purposes a German town with its Bavarian architecture and up until WWII you’d go there and everyone spoke Deutsch until the government began outlawing it and forcing Portuguese on them.

    1. Yup. Plenty of people in Brazil of European descent. Wasn’t it a colony of Portugal at one point? I believe the majority of slaves from Africa were sent to Brazil. And it’s off topic but I think Tom Brady’s wife is German-Brazilian.

      1. No, there was already active German immigration to Argentina, Brasil and México. That’s why all those countries tend to have a strong German feel Mexico being a beer producer with one beer having a German eagle. Brasil with its music in the south and Argentina… well it’s obvious them being white and all. Even now there’s still pockets of pure Germanic speaking whites in those countries. But alas the rest of the world paints them all looking like Speedy Gonzales or Apu from the Simpsons.

  2. Haha. Thank you for the naming rights. I would much prefer steady royalties and options in our joint venture but that looks unlikely since you have gone into business with honkey.

    So i will accept naming rights in lieu of specific performance of your contractual obligations under our agreement.

    I expect I will be able to sell the brand for a sizable amount of goodwill in the short term.

    Metro Goldwyn Mayer. **pfft ** move over.
    @seraphim-serenata
    @honkeykong

  3. “Place your hand over there!”
    “No, I’ll give you the money.”

    Shoots.
    Guy screams and tries to escape.

    “Come here, german (light skinned person). I’m gonna kill ya.”
    “Damn, my wrist, my hand hurts!”
    “Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up!!”
    “Fuck that, come here, or I’m gonna kill ya!”
    “Place your hand over there.”
    “Another one???”
    “No! No!”
    “Place your hand over there…”
    “Please…”
    ” Give me your fucking hand, give me your fucking hand!!!”

    Shoots.

    “Aiiight then, get the fuck outta here…”

    1. A Brazilian who didn’t actually want to murder the other Brazilian is a rare thing.

      “Aiiiight then, get the fuck outta here.” is the Brazilian equivalent of a civilized White Westerner saying “Our business transaction has been completed, you are free to leave.”

  4. Lmao the fatass should have put a bullet on his fucking ass, then one in his fucking head. The stupid motherfucker that got shot could have fight for his life or at least keep running from the fat bastard

    1. The White one should have snatched the pistol out of the fat ass’s hand and said “Fuck you spic, White power!” then blown the fat ass’s head off his shoulders followed by a Hitler salute and then shoot the cameraman.

  5. I simply cannot believe the comments to this video. They are sicker than what is going on here. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, regardless OF WHATEVER deserves anything like this. Are you people just really, truly sick or what is the problem here?? Are you guys even human beings or some sort of animal from hell? This is some sort of madness or mania. All you guys who have commented above need serious, serious treatment. Completely and absolutely under any and ALL circumstances unacceptable. I only watch these videos to see if there is somewhere we could help to positively address these issues and fight for true justice which is based on compassion not brutality. YOU GUYS ARE SICK, SICK, SICK. GET SOME HELP.

    1. I am compassionate about a man getting shot, not once but twice, one in each hand. That had to hurt. I mean, he ran not once but twice. Those bad people should be arrested.

      I would give a great big hug and tell him it’ll be aight.

      … All Noobs are compassionate at first, then comes the next stage, ect. I suggest you run yourself while you still can…

  6. -Run Forest,,,, RUN!!!
    -Run Like Hell,,, But Only After You give-him your second hand Dumb-Ass
    Because he could be sending you back to Mother in a Cardboard Box.
    – So once done then Run outta that Forest, Forest,,, Run!!!

  7. Dam lucky basterd thives..just realized when I went in my el Camino.. somebody done broke in and stole my sound system..if I would have caught them I would of take him to my bathtub and filee that ass

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