Four Years of Best Mother-Fucking Gore!

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On April 30, 2008 – precisely 4 years ago today, Best Gore went officially live with a post of Eugene Armstrong’s Beheading. It’s hard to believe that 4 long years have passed since I started this site. The beginnings were humble, but I’ve persevered and look at us today – 3 Million monthly readers and growing.

Best Gore is the most popular website dedicated exclusively to uncensored reality on the internet today. What made it so popular? It couldn’t have been my polished English cause I can’t speak worth shit. A 3rd grader has better grammar than I do, and a granny with Alzheimer’s makes more mother-fucking sense than anything I spew.

Still, despite my limited writing capabilities, I’ve always been straightforward, never beaten around the bush and never tried to hide my shortcoming. If I felt something deserved to be bitched about, I bitched about it. If it deserved a praise, I gave it a praise. I’ve never worn green jacket when green was popular only to turn it inside out to reveal yellow because the public’s attitude about the green has changed.

I’ve also never allowed political correctness to thump over the truth. Granted, this type of approach made me very unpopular among the sheep, but despite ongoing attacks from various herds, the growth of Best Gore’s popularity continued.

Since I’m on the opposite spectrum of things from you, the users, I can’t comment on behalf of any of you, but I think the fact that I put a lot of stress on ensuring the site is easy to use and navigate, that it doesn’t have and never had any viruses, trojans or otherwise compromising scripts and that I’ve always dedicated the most prominent areas of the site to the content so your experience using the site is not disturbed by excessive, flashy advertisements (if ads are present, they are always down below everything else or small on the side and are never too stroby and never promoting the sale of dreams that never come true – such as penis enlargement pills, regardless of how much money this type of advertising could generate) were also among the major attractors that made so many people come and come again.

It has been a real privilege having Millions of you read what I had to say. I feel honored to have been given the opportunity to have been the host of this show and remain hopeful that, every now and again, I was able to crack a smile on your face, or to teach you something new or to otherwise make your time on Best Gore worthwhile.

Here’s to 4 successful years of Best mother-fucking Gore! And it is in this auspicious moment that I’m gonna officially put the project on temporary hold. How temporary and whether temporary will turn into full time – only time will tell. Tomorrow, I’m stepping into the unknown and what awaits me there – only the Great Spirit knows. If obstacles encountered turn out impenetrable at this time, I will have to turn right back and you’ll hear from me again in a few days. If I’m able to reach my intended destination, I will have a few days to prospect the area for long term survivability. If prospects are bleak, you will once again hear back from me within a week or two (depending on how long the supplies of food rations I’m packing with me will last).

You probably feel like you’re left in bed with a woman useless enough to not be able to get you off. I’d probably feel the same way. But you know what it’s like – ain’t no bitch feel as good as your left hand. You are the hosts of this show now so keep it going. Rediscover old gore and comment. And while you’re at it, think about what could be done to the site to make it fun even when I’m away. If I do get a chance to get on line, and if you find something feasible and doable, I’ll try to get it done.

Enough long talk. Let’s get down to the real shit. As you know, I spent almost 3 years traveling around the world. It taught me many things but some are more prominent than other. Some of the knowledge gained I’d like to share with those bored enough to read. But before anything else, let me clarify one thing:

Go USA

Despite popular belief, I do not hate the USA. I hate the sheep. Sheep are too many so there’s no fucking way in hell anyone could outscream their bleep. As I said earlier, I have always been straightforward with you, never pretending to be anyone else than true me.

Best Gore is an English language site and the USA presents the largest audience for English language sites. I always bitched about what deserved bitch-slapping, irrespectively of whether it involved the USA, Brazil, Thailand, Canada, the Philippines, or the motherfucking Vatican. Each time there was something on topic to post, I posted it and if applicable, included my opinion on the matter. If you perceived my comments as hatred towards the USA, you must have missed the real truth. Yes, there is a significant sheep population in the USA so a lot of bitchiness was aimed at them, but don’t mistake bitching at the sheep with hatred.

I have many American friends, visited Las Vegas on a number of occasions (I live in Alberta, that’s what Albertans do in winter), had a girlfriend from Missouri and find natural beauty of your country absolutely mind-blowing. I still don’t like the sheep, though. Regardless of where the hell they’re from.

Discover Your Homeland

It took me almost 3 years abroad to realize what beauty lies in my fucking homeland. And I also realized that for some reason, people think that the more foreign countries they’ve visited, the cooler and more sophisticated it makes them look. Fact be told, this is how sheep would view it. Once you get past the limited view of a sheep, you’ll realize that you’ll discover more and learn more if instead of taking a trip to some foreign country, you go to a place in your own province or state you have not been to.

It doesn’t matter where you’re from. Wherever it is, there are places of incredible beauty in your own homeland that would blow you off your socks if you paid them a visit and when you do, you’ll also support your own people. There are people who live in the areas you would visit and if you go there, instead of going to some foreign country, you’ll support your country’s local economies and with it your entire country. Make support of your own country and the discovery of her beautiful sights a priority over trips to some foreign lands.

And “No”, it does not make you sound cooler if you have a long list of countries you have visited. I have a long list myself and now that I’ve outgrown the sheep stage, I realized that it merely process my ignorance. You’ll only look cooler in the eyes of the sheep but sheep never get it so what’s the point?

From this point on, if anyone from Canada tells me that “Oh, I’ve been to India and to Costa Rica and to Nepal and to Albania…” I’ll just stop them right there and ask: “And have you been to Mount Thor? Or Spotted Lake? Or Anne of Green Gables Homestead? Have you any fucking idea how much beauty lies in your own home country and you choose to ignore it in favor of some foreign country that doesn’t give a shit?”

The same goes for all other nations. My American friends – if you know a sheep who likes to feel important because they’ve been to so many countries on so many continents, ask them if they’ve been to the Tetons, if they’ve been to the Craters of the Moon, if they’ve been to the Badlands National Park… You have so many absolutely beautiful natural wonders in your country, anyone who ignores them to instead go to some foreign land is an idiot.

Test yourself – can you name 10 off-the-beaten-track-attractions in your home country without looking something up on the internet?

Discover your homeland, people. Support your own people. Support your own economy. Don’t waste your money supporting someone who doesn’t give a shit.

There is another sad truth to this – people of many countries sheep like to visit are incredibly arrogant and rude. If you could understand what they say about you, you’d turn on your heel and leave in an instant. But… you don’t understand and they know it so they abuse it.

Imagine a tourist from China saves up and takes a trip to the USA to visit some of the great sights this country has to offer. He doesn’t speak any English so he struggles along with his guide book in Chinese and everywhere he comes, without knowing, he gets called “dumb fucking slanty-eyed chink” by everyone local person who sees him.

Now, I know that there could be an odd sheep here and there who would do that, but most people in the west actually appreciate and respect foreigners who used money they worked for in their home land to visit this country. But that’s not the case the other way around.

Speaking of China, they have a term for foreigners which in Latin letters spells as “Laowai”. It’s an offensive way for them to address a foreigner, kind of similar to an English speaking person referring to a China man as “dumb fucking slanty-eyed chink”. Yet in China, you’ll hear it on every single step you take, from absolutely everybody. Why would you even consider ever visiting a country that doesn’t respect you let alone appreciate you supporting them with money you earned elsewhere? It’s just plain dumb. Fuck them. Fuck them all. Support your own, support people who will respect you as a visitor and won’t abuse the fact that you can’t understand them by calling you offensive names.

Donate in Your Own Community

Were you one of the dumb sheep who donated to Haiti after the earthquake? Well – let me just laugh at your stupid, dumb ass now. You fucking moron. Look at Haiti now. Look at the state of the affair after billions upon billions of dollars were poured there. Every single retard who donated to Haiti should just fucking bury themselves in shame and never come out again.

It’s no different with many other third world countries. Cambodia got over a Billion dollars in donations from western government last year. It’s to help Cambodian government meet their budgetary goals. People like you and me paid for it. Our tax money was taken and sent to Cambodia where, like in Haiti, it got lost in a black hole, laundered several times over until it became completely untraceable.

Then you go to Cambodia and you see those rich kids of parents who are in the government driving Lamborghinis and staring down every foreigner because even though they are richer than you, their penis is smaller than yours and they look like dumb twinks so they hate you and wish for you to die. Which is something you can easily be granted in a country like Cambodia.

These kids are untouchable. Their cars are marked by stickers to let the police know that they cannot touch them. Since they were born, they received special treatment from everybody and could do anything to anyone and always get away with it. Their parents secured them with this type of lifestyle by utilizing yours and my tax money. These spoiled kids, once they’ve taken over from their parents, will do the same.

There is a reason why after decades of doing nothing but constantly sending donations to “impoverished and underprivileged” people in the third world countries, these people are still “impoverished and underprivileged”. Nothing’s changed there, the only thing that’s different is that you’re short of money you THOUGHT went to a good cause.

If you ever go to countries like Cambodia or Haiti, you’ll understand why no donation could possibly make any difference. These people are so spoiled, they have no motivation to become productive in order to earn their own living. Why would they if all they need to do is whine and donors from the west start pouring cash in.

Many of you pull two jobs, you kill your backs making ends meet and if you manage to save a dollar here and there, don’t be stupid wasting it on people who are too lazy to earn money with work.

That being said – it’s good to donate, to support real underprivileged people. Support them with your donations in your own community. Support your own backyard and your own backyard will support you. Say no to donations to the third world holes where donations vanish as they have for decades. It breeds disrespectful assholes who call you offensive names in language you don’t understand when you entertain further supporting them by traveling to those lands.

It Is More Dangerous There

What the fuck kind of liberal sheep bullshit is this? I read everywhere that places like Bangkok in Thailand or Manila in the Philippines are no more dangerous than New York in the USA or London in the UK or Paris in France. What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? I’ve been to London, I’ve been to Paris, I’ve been to Los Angeles, I’ve been to Miami and I’ve been to Bangkok, Manila, Jakarta, Phnom Penh and other shitholes. It’s not the same.

There is instant difference you notice right away if you are not a sheep. In Manila, everybody will tell you not to go out alone at night, avoid unlit streets and backyard alleys, only use certain taxis and refrain from certain public transportation means. Then you come to London and everybody goes readily shopping in the middle of the night, carries their shopping home through back alleys and takes public transport when it’s dark without problems.

The thing is – yes, there is bad shit happening in many cities in the west, but it’s nowhere near the same as in the third world countries. You have lowlifes in New York and sometimes a person gets unlucky to become a victim of one, but vast majority of people in New York go about their lives never encountering shit. Most back alleys in New York are safe at night. But you can’t say that about back alleys in Manila.

This is plain and simple the biggest pile of shit I’ve ever heard. Liberal sheep just think that because someone whines too much that they are poor, they deserve specialty treatment from everyone so you can’t say anything bad about those “poor people”. Try to say that they are poor because they’re lazy, and you’ll have whole herd of liberal sheep (they own iPads, use Gmail and have Facebook accounts – triple fail) down your neck in no time. I guess it’s all my fault that shit into the water they drink.

I think this post is getting unintentionally long so I’m gonna stop. Oops. Nobody’s gonna want to read so much blabber. Not even I feel like proofreading after myself. I would still make a few points but I think this is enough for now. You guys kick ass. If the site doesn’t implode while I’m away, Best Gore will likely go on in some way. If it does implode or if a bear kills me, then someone will have to start the same thing themselves. It’s easy – like me, just dedicate 18 hours of work to your new site every single day for 4 years nonstop and you should be good.

Many thanks to BumRape101 for the wall of vaginas picture. I had to post it to balance off the penis in the previous post.

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336 thoughts on “Four Years of Best Mother-Fucking Gore!”

  1. Hey Mark,

    Best of luck on your trip, man. I’ve been lurking around Best Gore for about a year and a half now, but its only your venture that’s prompted me to make an account and say something.

    I love this site for so many reasons and I wanted to give you some verbal appreciation for the work you’ve done. Not everyone can understand or enjoy a site like this, considering the way of the sheep. Many may consider you, and your viewers (us) to be ‘sick freaks’ or souless horrors for voluntarily viewing images and videos of the dead, but I know you know that its not the case. Although there’s some on the site that have nothing better to do than make hateful slurs based on the race or nationality of the dead, I believe in what this site is about and I often use it as a reality check. I come by at least once a week, I read everything you have to say and everything you have to post and I commit it to my knowledge, to my being. I have learned things from you and Best Gore that I would never have learned anywhere else and I appreciate you for that.

    This comment is already getting pretty fucking long-winded, so I’ll try wrap up. Your journey into the wilderness isn’t one to be taken lightly. I live in South Africa (I was born here, and yes I am white, and yes, I do speak better English than most other users here) and I’ve trekked across areas from the Transkei to Tzaneen several times in my short life, I lived off the land and protected myself from potential dangers, and I know I could have easily died on any of my excursions whether from natural elements or local violence, but I also know how worth it it was and how much I learned and grew as a person, and I hope you will have the same enriching experience, wherever you are. I don’t actually know what country you’re from, but I do know any landscape presents its dangers. Please be careful and wise, Mark. You know better than any of us how close and unforgiving Death can truly be. I’m sure I speak for plenty of us here when I say we can’t wait to have you back and to hear of your experience.

    Thank you for keeping this site up and keeping it at the high quality that it is. Please come back to us in one piece, and if you don’t? We expect to see some photos of your bear attack! xx

  2. So this is it. BG on temporary hold. I’ve got a bad feeling about this. More than likely Mark will , now or very soon, indeed be gone into the wilderness for a year and when he does, probably to BG will happen what usually happens to communities once the founder has gone: things turn into shit and chaos. No one left to keep things in order. I know i sound negative, but i’ve seen it happen more than once, and in this (BG) case it makes me particularly sad because BG brings fun, entertainment and education into my sorry-ass life like nothing else. This is my first post -regards to y’all- and as God hates me, it couldn’t have been a worse timing. I’ve been attending college at BG for quite some time now and just when I finally have given up trying to be a slightly normal citizen and signed on officially as a BG student, Mark decides to go. Nevertheless, I do hope that you ‘ll have a very good time Mark, wherever you are, and I also hope that you will return. Thank you for this awesome website. Nothing or no one else can have me sitting up for entire nights roaring with laughter, so that my stomach muscles ache in the morning. And also thanks to all contributors who post those great comments.

  3. That’s rather pretty ignorant. I’m fluent in mandarin, and the term “laowai” simply means westerners. It’s like how we call them “asians” when China is obviously not the only country in asia.

    Some people associate asians with bad things. It’s the same with laowai.

    Nonetheless, it’s true that China is a very rasict country, and most would take the term “westerners” the same way you take the term “Islams”. You just associate it with things that may not reflect the meaning of the word.

  4. if you want some brutal shit then look for stuff in Glasgow. There’s more murders in Glasgow in a single weekend than London has in a week. And that’s saying something.

    I even seen some mad shit when I stayed with family in Maryhill, a boy across the hall from me got boiling water filled with sugar thrown in his face, the after effects were beautiful <3

  5. I started from the very last page and down and I read every post (commented on a few as well) but I have to say I got alot of Respect for you Mark. Well time to keep going I still have about a hundred pages to see. Oh also my dad is from Bolivia, Irupana (E-Roo-Pana) and my mom is from Mexico, Zacatecas.

  6. Why would you, for example, ask if someone has been to the craters on the moon…. im not freaking duck dodger. Ofcourse I havent

    Btw I think you make lots of sense and a lot of what you say is witty/accurate and funny. I mainly come here to read the information posted accompanying each video/picture rather than the picture/video themselves

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