Rio Grande do Sul is a state located in the southern region of Brazil. Local CBMRS are on scene to assist the man who is dangling and holding onto sheets by bringing him down to safety. Performing retained knowledge of proper ladder etiquette is not always easy to reenact on the front-lines. The man’s firm grip loosens and he hits the ground as the 2 rescue members continue to discuss on how to use the ladder.
The comedy timing is gold!
Whatta silly sumbitch for fallin’!!
and some gore artist put wooden planks on his landing spot to roughen him up a bit…
I just played it without sound and hummed the Bennie Hill theme, fits perfectly
Gravity is a motherfucker…shoulda just broke his ankles…instead, broke his whole shit
What was he doing out there in the first place?
Airing out the sheet.
fckr probly smells like sheet., as well.
He may have been trying to get better reception (SHEET music) š
Just out for sheets and giggles…..
Eminem said it pretty good when he talks about seeing bad shit happening outside the window, so that’s prolly why they call it window pane……..
Hey Brokeback..
Hey…
The jealous husband probably just got home.
woops
Yep, if he only knew the parachute roll technique he wouldn’t have two broken ankles.
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Oh, man. I have a 28ā Werner ladder. If I catch any guy hanging out the bedroom window, now Iāll know what to do.
Thanks!
I think Isaw that skit on the Three Stooges.
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I would love to see what’s gunna happen to this guy in prison…hopefully theres a video soon. Fingers crossed
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6164153/Father-shoots-dead-baby-wife-refused-sex-him.html
truly shocking
i really give a fuck…
youre not my bride, the devil doesnt have a bride.. i live alone
you are DEBUNKED….
The insanity never ends down there. She must have some cuchie for him to do that. I think in Brazilian prison he will get plenty sex in his culo.
@devilsbride777
What the fuck does this have to do with the some asshole dangling out his window?
Just throwing it out there?
Ok yeah, sorry. I’ve been taking steroids. I think it’s making me edgy.
LOL …you crack me up. š
“ERUEAUH!”
Iām still trying to figure out if the two retards were trying to get the guy up or down. Anyway, why the hell didnāt he put his feet on the window sill? Oh, wait, itās Brazil.
Ikr?
https://youtu.be/Va5_rn3vG3A
@casualobserver
He might not have put his feet on that windowsill, but he sure tried to sit on the next one down!
Oh, yeah… I guess south of the equator they do the roll, drop and stop.
Or just kick the window in?
“Fuck it, I’m not waiting for you assholes all day, I’ll get down myself.”
He’d probably be still up there if he didn’t drop.
Lol, indeed he would be…
Option a. Hang onto a sheet dangling out a window for hours and hours on end, while the fuck around gang tinkers with the rescue ladder.
Option b. Facepalm, say fuck it and let yourself drop.
Guess he chose the ladder… I mean latter.
Strong finish @caRnAGE , Bravo.
Hahaa..!
Perfect finish indeed.
Thanks guys, that’s what She said.
LOL he was like three stories up….could have jumped and landed safely
that is what those rescue members were arguing
We just had a hot air balloon touch down at 7:30pm, six doors south of us in Oxford, Mich. The balloon was misshapened and hissing away like hell as the operator was leaning on the propane until he took out a maple tree.
No harm, no foul. We have a āprivate airportā north of here, but nobody pre$$e$ charges about that, either.
Iām sure the look on the operatorās face was like our Bedsheet Banditās… oh-h-h, shit!!!
Man that would be one hell of a sprained ankle if he lives.
Hopefully not
Good thing there was a pile of old boards and rusty nails and shit for him to land on.
Ikr…now he’ll get tet-anus.
.. Whew..!
Lol just lol, 3rd world rescue personal would rather be at the station watching TV. They are so useless.
I wonder if Brazilian cats are evolving the inability to climb trees.
I don’t think is dead, for luck š
For luck? Weren’t you saying I was the uneducated one a few days ago? Lol, talk about calling the kettle black.
I’m glad he’s still alive…
Well, that makes more sense than what you put.
..what make understand my first comment?
@sweetiecandy youāre sweet candie
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@sweetiecandy and a nice smile !
@afn63 Canada is legal now right?
Maybe nice emoticon…
@sweetiecandy
@afn63 Damn ! do you grow?
bless you @sweetiecandy
such a sweetie…
…thank you…
That’s a hell of a sense of urgency you got there Lou.
He got tired of waiting.
Everyone knows that Fall is coming.
Remind me not to hang on a window ledge in Brazil.
Don’t hang on a window ledge in Brazil.
Thanks!
Just don’t go to Brazil, man, just in case you forget.
Thanks
https://youtu.be/cztkBxh5dLA
LMFAO… CaRnAGE You must be related to Honkeykong and I, because you’re such a fukr…!
Three brothers went hunting in the woods. The first brother came back with a stag. His brothers asked him, “How did you kill it?” He replied, “Well, I find stag tracks, I follow stag tracks, and BANG, I shoot stag!” A few nights later, the second brother went hunting. He brought back a hare. His brothers asked him, “How did you kill it?” He replied, “Well, I find hare tracks, I follow hare tracks, and BANG, I shoot hare!” A few days later, the third brother, a blonde, went hunting. He came back with a broken arm, in a wheelchair, and bloody and bruised. His brothers asked, “What happened to you?” He replied, “Well, I find train tracks, I follow train tracks, and BANG, train hit me!”…
Sphinx, you’re the blonde. š š
… I yam what I yam bro… !
Took them long enough. Perhaps they were waiting for the guy to fall first?
Sometimes it’s best to let gravity do your work for you…
I say that when I pinch a loaf every morning. š
The guys name… Heath Ledger… No bullshit..!
His wife’s name… Yoko Onooo!… facts.
He wanted a brokeback. (Not to be confused with our very own brokeback)
Thanks… and he did it the easy way.
Idk bout easy Broke, but it was damn sure funny..!
This reminds me of a child’s boardgame.. “Sheets & Ladders”.. I’ve never seen it played until now… Looks fun..?
Now there’s gonna be a little game of Operation… Fun for the docs, anyway.
The hookers in the neighborhood know him as the Mandangle.. Cause he’s well hung..
Mandingo
Mangina
.. Mandingleberry?… Cause he’s hangin there like a PoS..
Good one.
I donāt think the ladder stooges even knew the dangler was there. The whole time they were dicking around with the ladder, they never once looked in his direction. He was probably some sluts side dick, and her old man came home early. Meanwhile, these clowns were playing fireman.
and all this time i thought use the door….
Her husband came home early, time for a quick exit…
This guy can really get down.
If that’s Moe dangling, then it must be Larry and Curly with ladder. I think it was called ‘Safety Saps’.
makes a change from ‘aye aye ayyee’
Ladder instruction seems to have more than one philosophy………
Ooops, splinters!
Iāve heard of a Chinese Fire Drill but first time Iāve seen a Brazilian Burning Buttfuck maneuver for doing a half-Ollie off a pile of lumber with your face as your deck.
Hahaha is so hilarious …
hahahahahahahaha
Maybe he was waiting for takeaway and couldn’t wait any longer so he decided to stall the time, and what better way than a little outdoor workout
Love that scream at the end.
Usually you can survive a 3 floor drop, not in brazil it seems, gravity and natural selection make sure of that.
I guess Gravity is 30 Newtons per Kg in Brazil, not 9.8 like the rest of the World.
Falling in Brazil will be extremely painful lol.
I guess he didn’t know that if you spread eagle while falling you in crease the wind resistance and decrease the drag on your body. resulting in less bone breaking. Try it gay fucks
Speaking of gay fucks, it looks like a vicious lesbian rapist is on the loose again, something about seven dead as Florence hammers the coast.
Some music to accompany the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8jphxpi1ro&start_radio=1&list=RDQMqsRApmB6ZLk
He was drying his clothes out there and they made him nervous, so he felt…
Looked like a pile a nail embedded planks he hit while the incompetent show of undoing a fucking ladder takes place, I mean what the fuck guys its a ladder…
Bitch should just walk it off. People have survived worse
Clearly it was early finish Friday and this cunt tried messing that up
like that scene on zootopia with the slots but with flip flops
Am I the only BG person who replayed the shocked squeal, fall and splat several times in fast succession?
Take your time, buddy!
oooh shit I almost shited laughing when dude hit dagrou d wen f.d we’re debating on how to open the ladder.brahahaha
L*M*M*F*A*O
All you heard was “thunk:)
Performing retained knowledge of proper ladder etiquette is not always easy to reenact on the front-lines. The manās firm grip loosens and he hits the ground as the 2 rescue members continue to discuss on how to use the ladder.
Great writing. Have invariably been impressed with whoever does these captions. They discuss ladder etiquette, haha.
I hope he got that clove hitch right! Fuckin idiots! Little ladder training Rio