Would-Be Car Thief Knocks Himself Out Trying to Break Into Mercedes

Would-Be Car Thief Knocks Himself Out Trying to Break Into Mercedes

Here’s a would-be car thief in Ireland who attempted to break into a Mercedes outside a bar using a brick. He made an earlier attempt (not shown in video) where he approaches the car from the other side, and the brick casually bounces off the window.

He then comes back to the Mercedes from the other side and launches the brick at the window, this time, the brick bounces off the window and straight into the criminals face, knocking him out cold. Only minutes later, the owner of the car (and business partner of the pub owner) found the thief and called police.

Gotta love instant karma. Props to Best Gore member rebelk for the video.

97 thoughts on “Would-Be Car Thief Knocks Himself Out Trying to Break Into Mercedes”

      1. “look at me, I’m ‘the judge’ and I judge everyone’s comments because I’m so cool. I also suck dick for small amounts of cash or root vegetables. Anything really. Wait, don’t go. You don’t even have to pay me. LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK” The Judge – 15/03/15

          1. Oh ……le juge a une
            That’s a great opportunity to finally
            Get out of your momie’s house
            He don’t want money…..so he must have money……..
            You can pimp your ride around
            Start a new life …. And finally control your closet environment …..

  1. He layed himself to Waste due to his ignorance not knowing that the Mercedes had Shatterproof Windows, he should’ve Learned that the first time Around The Other Side but lucky for Him the “Owners” had Sympathy 😐 I would’ve had None. Now he can go back to Prison to Learn some more Education.

          1. Hey fucker…how would you like to take a trip into my closet you fucking noob??? I think you need a long term stay…….when you wake up, you’ll be left on a sidewalk on 5th and hill… Fuckers that live in perishing square will have bent your unconscious body over and tricked you out several times!!! Enjoy walking with a limp for a while asshole!

  2. I read about this. The dozy twat had already spent half an hour trying to bust the glass with a smaller rock, buggered off to find a charlie ( Brick ), came back and Bob’s your fathers brother, this is the result !
    Oh, the luck of the Irish !

    1. Originally from Manchester, but moved across the water to become part of a pub fa?ade. Had been living a solitary life on some waste ground, finally gaining his 15 minutes after knocking out Ireland’s dumbest car thief ! 😀

    1. Booby traps are making a come back…..(If you can’t afford a mercedes)…..
      A sucky lil shit in Detroit had a home made licking butane bomb
      Placed in his car……as a deterrent, fighting thievery ….
      2 losers showed up at night stole the car…….
      Now entering a car smelling butane…..?!?!?!!??!
      Who in his right methamphetamized mind wouldn’t
      Light up a cigarette…right?????….you got it…….
      One survived in very poor condition……….
      The other got the first prize!!!!!
      I can already hear some of you……….
      Fucking nigaaaaaaaaaa.!!!!!!………
      The other

    1. nobody wants to boobytrap his “own “car……
      With an hypothetical explosion and destruction as a final end of the story……..
      Including you murdering your cherish “paid for” uninsured
      Piece of shit……..
      And by the same occasion…in other words
      Losing your possession on the top of probably doing some serious time in prison…..
      Stupidity is like beauty………..
      It’s international!

        1. Or comments …….judges…….!!!!!!
          Fuck the Brits anyway
          The French are so much smarter on the top of beating the shit out of you …for centuries..you fuckin
          White nigga ……..anglosaxons……
          Latins vs anglesaxons
          Pfffffffffffffffff…..you never made it and never will

  3. Instant karma rules!!! But what a ding ding….. squaring up and throwing a brick straight on deserves exactly what he got. I’m guessing this dumbass failed at geometry…angles, trajectory etc. I’m sure this goof off has sealed his fate in the world’s dumbest criminals book. England’s new laughingstock!!

      1. Well that about sums it up. We’ve many shit head, thieving eastern Europeans all of a sudden, thanks to one Mr Tony Blair and his leftist, neo commie cronies.
        Those new labour fucks sat down and plotted the destruction back in 95. The notion being to give the right a bloody nose.
        I’ll leave it at that, my blood pressure is rising.

          1. I’d pay Big to see that. Hate is not an emotion I particularly like or have time for, but if there’s one person, just one, he would be it.
            Peter Hitchens has it spot on, he calls him ” The Blair Creature “.

  4. Lance: Still got your Malibu?
    Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
    Lance: What?
    Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
    Lance: Oh, man, that’s fucked up.
    Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
    Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
    Vincent: Boy, I wish I could’ve caught him doing it. I’d have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It’d been worth him doing it just so I could’ve caught him doing it.
    Lance: What a fucker!
    Vincent: What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.
    Lance: You don’t do it.
    Vincent: It’s just against the rules.

  5. hey judge why don’t you fuck bennyyy up the ass for talking shit. We all want to see this twat get punished already. What a dickhead, he needs to suck on a dick and learn his abc”s again.

    1. Alright is BG turning gay……..
      Juju found a piece of ass……
      For the tiny winny of his
      Good luck juju for churning peanut butter
      Just don’t forget to lick your fingers…
      Ciao la Bella…..

  6. On this episode of “When BMWs Fight Back”, a man, intent on experiencing the refinement of the worlds best driving machine, is knocked the fuck when he throws a brick at the window… The man was unaware of BMW’s new trampoline anti-theft device.

  7. Man I have the perfect idea for an advertisement..
    Seriously I’d buy that shit after watching this commercial.
    Could even come up with a little pitch:
    “Knock your competitor off the street with my new Mercedes – the fastest, most reliable vehicle that balance the forces of nature and bend the fabric of the universe!
    Drive the new Mercedes, before it drives you..”

  8. you cant really tell if he knocked himself out or not because video cut off and just replayed ‘falling down’ knocked out is out cold non responsive! we didnt see that in the video to agree with the headline of ‘knocked out’ Big difference! but i guess it sounds better saying knocked out!

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