Football Fan Gives Hand Supporting Returning Team in Brazil

I Smell A Fart

On September 17th, the Athletico Paranaense football team from Curitiba, Brazil, whom are in the final of the Brazilian Cup, arrive at the Afonso Pena International Airport.

An overly enthused fan, waiting on them returning home gives them hand in loving support.

To show his supoort to the team, the man holds firework while the team’ bus drives toward him. An exploding round of applause is given with shattering results.

Props to Best Gore member @eduardowerner and @jeferspfc for the video:

103 thoughts on “Football Fan Gives Hand Supporting Returning Team in Brazil”

      1. Van Damme? Yes, the REAL blood-sport.

        Instant Thalidomide baby (man).


        I bet alot more chicks will let him fist them now .. no fucken fist !

        In fact, you can sell diced/minced human hand for 18.20 per kilo at the butchers.

        Put it on your pizza as ground beef (human beef).

        I hope he was a right handed wanker!

        1. Why can’t there be a new Super-Hero ? It’s about time for one:
          Mince-meat Man !
          Able to change his body parts instantly, right before your eyes.
          Can run faster than a pack of wolves!
          Can make a hamburger, in any conditions (if he has a bun & some salad)

          1. Whatever floats ye boat! A empowered female in the 70’s doesn’t really do it for me, not even a chub. You definitely need a bionic cock to penetrate that coarse metallic pubic hair.

          2. Steve Austin thought so, then went off and married Farrah. Oh well. It was like 50 hamsters fuckin in a shoebox back then. Everyone got some. Even Bad Jonny

        1. @brokeback, that is a good idea, I never thought of a sympathy hand job.

          I have a sexy female doctor, and I try to come up with legitimate reasons for her to touch my junk, or stick her fingers in my ass.

          What? I spend 140USD, for an office visit, I might as well have fun.

  1. I figure if there’s Carpal Tunnel and Tennis Elbow then there must be something we can blame on excessive masturbation. Apparently there are robotic arms now that do the deed for you. They are majorly expensive but the health care system is great here in Canada so I might see if my health insurance will cover me for one… if my arthritis gets worse.

    1. I have chronic jerk off shoulder, but I can’t get disability, for it. My insurance, doesn’t even cover massage parlors. I have to pay crack whores to jerk me off.

      The healthcare system, is broken, in the US.

  2. He gets the Weekly Darwin’s Award hands down.
    And don’t hand it off to some other Limp Wrist.
    I heard in some countries they use left hand for toilet paper. I wouldn’t shake hands with this guy anymore.
    He’s all thumbs .
    No more Piano lessons now……..

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