The Inglorious Return of the Caption This Photo Contest

Noseless Child

My water-damaged laptop, which barely, but nonetheless survived Hurricane Maria, so-so worked for a couple of months after taking the hurricane beating, but finally quit and irrecoverably died a few days ago. I don’t currently have many means to get back on the feet, so Best Gore will be on stand by for a few weeks. I understand if any of you feel like there is nothing left for you here anymore, and whereas the website officially ceased its operations on July 25 of this year, moving on would seem like the appropriate way to go.

For those who wish to stick around for whatever may come next, here’s the inglorious return of what Best Gore was the first to introduce, and wannabies copied to forever exist as the sloppy seconds.

I’m only on a phone so this is the best I can do. Now it’s your turn. Show me what’s the best you can do with and caption this photo if you can. The best caption will choose the winner of the next caption a photo contest.

Best Caption

Evolution eventually makes eating pussy more enjoyable. – @brokeback


Every time I sneeze, I shit my pants – @puchodog1977

Mark was not impressed at the judges’ final decision when they informed him that he lost the cute baby contest by a nose. – @harumph

Notstrildamus – @lockyuk

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491 thoughts on “The Inglorious Return of the Caption This Photo Contest”

    1. This incestual child’s wisdom appears beyond measure. Then again appearances can be deceiving.
      Just unfortunate that it’s parents couldn’t follow basic decorum and protocol in relevance to sexual relations. Although their heinous act has provided us “good sensible people here” with this specimen to lay witness to the devastating sequela of incest.

  1. I need to retype my comment as my machine was switching off.

    I was saying that this boy is the product of a mating between a Martian and an Earthling and that he would make a good ambassador to both species.

    1. Sod that. I’m a half breed myself. My father is Vulcan and my mother is Human.
      Now whilst this poor child does not have a nose and his eyes are far apart, at least he doesn’t have pointy ears and killer eyebrows.

  2. Mark, everyone here likes you and wants you to be happy. You provide us with the truth and reality and we all love you for it. I’d be happy to send the few measly dollars I’ve managed to steal from the local widows and orphans. What’s the address?

    OK, that was a joke. The local widows and orphans are safe from me, actually. I want to send you some money. You’re a cool guy.

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