The Caption This Photo Contest #43

Nothing Says I Love You Like Ripped Out Heart and Esophagus

If Jeffrey Dahmer had his own exhibition in a gallery, this is what it would look like. That gave me an idea – has anyone done that before? Any gallery owners want an exhibition that will put in A in avant-garde?

Best Caption:

Damn… All my cat brings me is dead mice. – drccoco

Runners-up:

Awww, how romantic!! That really touched my heart – freeto

Normally Uncle Guido is not this compassionate with his, ummm, messages… – Graugeist

I’m sorry I don’t speak Asian. Use your ping pong language on someone else! – BIG JOHNSON

Author: Vincit Omnia Veritas

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79 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #43”

  1. “Well, Gus, I think that clears things up: it was a crime of passion.”

    “Geez whiz Morton, couldn’t he send flowers instead? Now, what? Are we supposed to interrogate people at the Say It With Innards?”

  2. the female species is the devil of heartbreakers. twisted and loving at the same time. better off loving the same sex species not dealing with babies and mortage living a life of popping sniffing bareback anal sex and best of both world or choose a life of sharing hard earned cash with a nagging spread the leg once a month whore and taking care of her nasty smelling cunt made children raising them to put us in retirement home and die with other old saggy useless shits

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