Cunt Neck Gets His First Blowjob

The Caption This Video Contest #3 …And the results are in: *************And The Top-Spot Goes To,,, @svarg26 *************** “cunt neck gets his first blowjob.” The First Runner-Up Spot Goes To,,, @SandalSniffer “That’s not how you use a dick pump.” The Second Runner-up Spot Goes To,,, @WhyYouNeedToKnow “So that’s where they hide all their stolen goods … Continue reading “Cunt Neck Gets His First Blowjob”

The Caption This Photo Contest #102

Don’t be afraid, give a shot at Captioning This Photo if you dare; here’s mine: “too bad the homos didn’t wear a maxi-pad” Thanks to our previous title WINNER!!! Sometimes You’re Better Off Catching A Tractor To Work – @svarg26 in the Caption This Photo Contest #100 and for selecting the Best Captions for last … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #102”

The Caption This Photo Contest #101

Don’t be afraid, give a stab at Captioning This Photo if you can; here’s mine: “guy on left is thinking, what’s taking so long?” Thanks to our previous WINNER!!! @dan-a-conda – Tranny Granny Caught with Bone Hanging Out of Dress – in the Caption This Photo Contest #99 and for selecting the Best Captions for … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #101”

The Caption This Photo Contest #100

Props to Best Gore member @honkeykong for the photo. Many thanks to Best Gore member @svarg26 for picking the best captions on our previous Caption This Photo Contest. As the winner, you get to choose the winners (as well as the runners-up, if you can) of this contest @dan-a-conda. Shoot me a message about your … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #100”

Cunt-Face Gets His First Period

The Caption This Video Contest #2 In Latin America, a screaming woman holds victim of a machete attack, cheek to his face. The man is unable to keep it together. Guy off camera: Say, who was it Chello? 2nd guy: Who was it Chellito? Woman: Who was it? Fucked up face guy mumbled: It was … Continue reading “Cunt-Face Gets His First Period”

The Caption This Photo Contest #98

Many thanks to Best Gore member @honkeykong for picking the best captions on our previous Caption This Photo Contest. As the winner, you get to choose the winners (as well as the runners-up, if you can) of this contest @seraphim-serenata. Shoot me a message about your choices in weeks time. Your turn, guys. Caption this … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #98”

The Caption This Photo Contest #97

Many thanks to Best Gore member @casualobserver for picking the best captions on our previous Caption This Photo Contest. As the winner, you get to choose the winners (as well as the runners-up, if you can) of this contest @honkeykong. Shoot me a message about your choices in weeks time. Your turn, guys. Caption this … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #97”

The Caption This Photo Contest #96

Many thanks to Best Gore member @dan-a-conda for picking the best captions on our previous Caption This Photo Contest. As the winner, you get to choose the winners (as well as the runners-up, if you can) of this contest @casualobserver. Shoot me a message about your choices in weeks time. Your turn, guys. Caption this … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #96”

The Caption This Photo Contest #95

Many thanks to Best Gore member @stubyone for picking the best captions on our previous Caption This Photo Contest. As the winner, you get to choose the winners (as well as the runners-up, if you can) of this contest @dan-a-conda. I’ll shoot you a message about your choices in weeks time. Your turn, guys. Caption … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #95”

The Caption This Photo Contest #94

Many thanks to Best Gore member @svarg26 for picking the best captions on our previous Caption This Photo Contest. As the winner, you get to choose the winners (as well as the runners-up, if you can) of this contest @stubyone. Shoot me an email with your choices in a weeks time. Your turn, guys. Caption … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #94”