The Caption This Photo Contest #18

Drowned Chick with Tits Like Floating Devices Found in Handjob with Facial Cumshot Pose

Nice floating devices she has there. But the best part is how her tanktop is rolled up as if she was posing for a Hustler set. The facts that he hand looks as if she was stroking a stiff one and her face as if she was taking a cumload on it don’t make it any better. Nice flat stomach, though. Anyway, your turn – caption this photo if you can… Poetry FTW 😛

Best Caption:

Mardi Gras is awesome !
Even the DEAD girls flash ya for a string of beads ! – Joe112358

Runners-up:

never ask the swamp thing to drown you in cum.. – cut

A guy made a prank
And used his tank
After a big wank

The doctor was frank
But her breasts she didn’t shrank
And just went to the bank

He killed her with a spank
And thrown her body with a yank
Like the titanic she sank – Tal Rashah

I once had a penpal – I wrote her,
She lived in a place called Rowboater,
She never replied,
Turned out she died,
And wound up a bear titted floater. – BigDanWad

There once was a woman with a career.
She experienced many things without fear.
She jerked off some men.
Had a good time in bed.
Now, her face is blue with a dick in her rear. – fckthawrld

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49 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #18”

  1. Ello there,
    I wish to complain about this Mermaid I purchased not half an hour ago from your shop.

    Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue, remarkable mermaid, beautiful plumage. What’s uh,… what’s wrong with her?

    I’ll tell you what’s wrong with her, she’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with her!

    No, no. She’s uh,… she’s resting.

    I think I know a dead mermaid when I see one and I’m looking at one right now!

    No no, she’s just resting.
    See! She just moved!

    She only moved cause you poked her with that stick…

  2. A guy made a prank
    And used his tank
    After a big wank

    The doctor was frank
    But her breasts she didn’t shrank
    And just went to the bank

    He killed her with a spank
    And thrown her body with a yank
    Like the titanic she sank

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