The Caption This Photo Contest #26

Taking Too Much Time Bathing

Caption this photo if you can. Penis goes last?

Best Caption:

How ironic, his name was Stu. – Catabis

Runners-up:

New “2 little 2 late” condom from Trojan: It’ll keep your cock from decomposing long after you’ve died of aids. – aaj2006

Courtesy flush pleeeease,we can smell you out here! – noel5175

Poor Navy Seal Bob, ever since the big raid he’s been trying to wash away the “Compound Cooties” – Whitechapel

Author: Vincit Omnia Veritas

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79 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #26”

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  2. 1) This man apparently died while filming an audition video in hopes of being cast for “Hot Tub Time Machine”.

    2) New “2 little 2 late” condom from Trojan: It’ll keep your cock from decomposing long after you’ve died of aids.

    2) …and then the hooker got out of the jacuzzi and told the virgin to “wait right there”.

  3. Here lies a man.
    Who fell in the tub.
    He yelled to the hooker “come back”
    But she didnt come.
    His body is fading.
    His dick is intact.
    Did he actually get laid?
    We’ll never know for a fact.

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