Copper Cable Thief Lost His Balls and More in Electrocution

Copper Cable Thief Lost His Balls and More in Electrocution

Copper Cable Thief Lost His Balls and More in Electrocution

A dreadlocked copper cable thief was electrocuted in South Africa. Languages spoken, according to Best Gore member @african-angel are all typical South African.

The presumed thief appears to be still alive in the video, so the electrocution did not kill him, at least not yet, but it sure did fry his dick and balls. Karma probably wanted to make sure he’s unlikely to reproduce.

Funny how he geared up for the heist with gloves and all, but it did him little good.

Props to Best Gore member @african-angel for the video:

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124 thoughts on “Copper Cable Thief Lost His Balls and More in Electrocution”

      1. I’m not sure it’s a good idea to ask you a serious question but I have nothing better to do today

        I wonder what else (besides whining) you can do about the fact that black population is rising more than 2 times faster than white population. By the year 2070, blacks would have out-numbered whites 2.5 to 1.
        While that is happening, your highly civilized western white government is outlawing heterosexuality and making heterosexual marriages more difficult to get into, and more likely to end in disaster. Not to mention how much restrictive role your government plays in your decision to have kids. The western / civilized way these days is to adopt kids from Sudan and Cambodia the way bitch Jolie and Brat did.

        It’s easy to call others “shithole”, “scum”, “nigger”. But what can you actually do to save your own dying race? @darkflare

        1. @goritian

          Minor tangent but I recently read an article in National Geographic Magazine that said that they had traced the DNA of every non-black back to a large group of Africans who migrated north about 40,000 years ago, bred with Neanderthals they encountered along the way, and over time their descendents evolved different skin tones that were more efficient at absorbing sunlight to make vitamin D.

          In short, all of us whites are apparently just devolved half-breed mutant blacks. It instantly made me think of the BG comment section and how less-than-pleased they’d be about that!

          Oh, and according to NGM whites will no longer be the majority here in the USA by 2040 and it’s already freaking people out. Things are definitely going to get… interesting.

          1. Nice info.

            Those obsolete cowards who didn’t have the guts to commit suicide when Obama led this country, you can find them lurking as trolls here, on Fox and on redneck social media… They wouldn’t ever want to know their DNA test results in detail for fear of being identified as anything better than mere cracka.

            We call them “internet tough guys”

          2. First off, Nat Geo is total trash these days. Agenda pushers, not world revealers. Second, the “Out of Africa” theory has been ripped to shreds by recent discoveries + logical thinking on the subject:




            Third, the idea that whites “are apparently just devolved half-breed mutant blacks” is beyond wrong and runs completely counter to all evidence. How does a group “devolve” by developing higher average intelligence, less primitive features, and greater ability to survive in hostile, resource-poor environments? I get your self-loathing. I mean, if the person in your avatar is you, basically any other biped is higher on the 10 scale in terms of looks, and you’re obviously not intelligent, but no sane, honest, average or better looking person is gonna join in your negrophilia and general misery. It’s abhorrent. Finally if by “interesting” you mean, “awful” then yeah, things will get interesting when whites become a minority in their own country.

          1. Stubs is probably wondering who the hell CMP is, he’s most likely on Bangor Hydroelectric.
            Feels pretty nice right now, super foggy here, can’t even see the river, about 40 yards away.

  1. Leaving to one side the death aspect, I wonder if this would ‘short’ the brain out? What with the electrical impulses coursing through the body, would this overload the senses and – were you to survive – you’d be a vegetable?

  2. He may still be able to reproduce doesn’t seem to be beyond recovery indeed the extent of roastness is severe however doesn’t appear to have completely destroyed his reproductive system.

    Have I just invented a new word – roastness?

    1. Yeah, his dick, balls, prostate and bladder are probably all cooked up and I’d say his sperm days are done! Hey, another breeder kept from breeding any future niglets. Probably at least five less criminals the world won’t have to deal with and countless lives saved!

  3. Looks like he could have been straddling the wire seeing that most of the damage is below the waist. I’d say it blew Deez Nuts off and traveled down both legs to ground!!

    I wouldn’t be surprised either to find out he did in fact survive. Granted there are major arteries and veins down there and he looks like he got some bad burns but there aren’t any major organs down there necessary for life so he’s probably gonna live a nice long life of agony and scarring!

      1. LOFL!! I know I know. All I meant was that this guy could very have lived because it’s not like having a jolt travel through your heart or burn your lungs or blow out your liver. Yeah, I wouldn’t want to live without a dick! Sometimes it’s my only friend!!

  4. .. From the desktop of Johannesburn PD: 14 Aug-2018, as follows…

    Suspect identified as: Shocka Con, 32, was arrested on scene, w/o incident, and will be CHARGED with infractions listed below …

    Arrest ZAPidavit – 110v

    For not delivering on the order for stolen copper, suspect S. C. will be CHARGED with… Wire Fraud.

    For having his burning torch out in public, suspect S. C. will be CHARGED with… Incandescent exposure.

  5. Dark meat. Too bad I just ran our of that 22 seed and grain Oroweat. Great with onion, cucumber, avocado, tomato, lettuce, mayo, and mustard.

    Oh, wait a minute. Wrong country. I’m supposed to be the one on the menu. (White meat.)

    Never mind.

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