One of the America’s most notorious serial killers – Theodore Robert Cowell better known as Ted Bundy was executed at 7:16 am Florida time on January 24, 1989. As several hundred deranged people set off fireworks outside the Raiford prison, Ted Bundy fried in the electric chair.
While on death row, Ted Bundy taunted his captors pulling off the Scheherazade from One Thousand and One Nights tactics to stay his execution and it worked for 9 years. Eventually, after exhausting all of his tricks, buying stays in exchange for confessions to unsolved homicides, information on where to find the remains and his personal input on another mass murderer the police were after – the Green River Killer, the solid date was set with neither the authorities nor Florida Governor Bob Martinez willing to negotiate any further.
Unconfirmed reports say that as he was being lead to the execution cell, Ted Bundy cried like a little bitch. For 9 years he was able to buy himself time and probably believed down to the last minute that he’d get another stay. It never happened. All of a sudden, the serial killer found himself in a room with Old Sparky in its center. At that moment, he knew the shit was real.
Mere hours before the execution, Ted Bundy gave his last interview to Dr. James Dobson. The video of that interview, in which Ted confessed to addiction to violent pornography is below. The most unwholesome part of the video is that if you didn’t know what Ted Bundy looked like, you’d think it’s the interviewer with his rapist glasses who’s a serial killer.
The fact that in his last interview ever Ted Bundy made it sound as though violent pornography had devastating effects on human mind clearly showed that he did not think he was going to die for real. Many tried to understand him, none really did. After all, sheep psychologists can ever only understand the sheep. If they really took the “violent pornography” story for a fact, it only proves my point that psychologists are a sample of the dumbest specimen from the flock.
In their divine dumbness, the psychologists studied the Frankenstein Monster yet none really looked at the Frankenstein himself. The Frankenstein monster did not choose to be a monster, he was created one. If it is true that there is a rapist and a serial killer in each and every one of us, then the key to understanding why Ted Bundy let his inner savage take over his charismatic sweetheart self lays in the trigger which awakened the giant. Not like any psychologist will understand that, cause if they had the ability to, they wouldn’t be sheep psychologists in the first place. I’ll leave them with the notion that it was violent pornography which transformed the boy on a racetrack to an amazing future into the America’s most notorious serial killer. It’s best that way.
We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow. -Ted Bundy
Here’s a little “psychology” test for anyone who watched the Biography series documentary on Ted Bundy I posted yesterday. I intentionally made no mention of it so I can bring it up in this article – how many of you were able to read between the lines of the closing statements made by former Washington’s secretary of state Ralph Munro who wrapped it up by stating that the real question is not how to remember Ted Bundy, but rather how to remember all those girls who, right at the prime of their lives, became his victims. If it did not translate to you as something like this, I have bad news for you:
Ted Bundy got to bone all those hot bitches any fucken way he wanted to and there was not a damn thing they could do about it. He had himself hell of a good time manhandling them stinks. Damn… I wish I could dip my shrivelled peen between all those pairs of fresh labia but I can’t let anyone know how I really feel so I’ll masquerade it by making myself sound like I’m more concerned about them hos than I am about Ted. If I say that, no “psychologist” will suspect anything.
He was right – no “psychologist” would suspect it, but I’m not a psychologist. Vincit Omnia Veritas! Let us all enjoy the sight of psychologists on BG quietly hoping nobody ever exposes them for being psychologists so they don’t have to face the wrath of complete humiliation should I feel like incriminating their utter cluelessness.
They don’t know who the next Ted Bundy is because their fundamentally counterfactual profiling prompts them to look among the wrong type of people. Ted knew that, hence the quote above which ends with: “…there will be more of your children dead tomorrow.” There will be more and they will be posted on Best Gore. Your incompetence calls for mockery, so that’s what you’ll get.
The last interview Ted Bundy gave to Dr. James Dobson hours before his execution is below:
And a gallery of autopsy photos showing the body of Ted Bundy post mortem: