Oh damn, I have another one. I really should have put this one in the first post because, imo, it’s the funniest one I’ve ever heard. I first heard it in the 1960’s, told to me by my dear old mum.
There was a young lady named Starkey
Who had a night out with a darkie
The result of her sins
Was quads, not twins
One black, one white, and two khaki.