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Gross would be tonguing her clunge from side to side. I did stress vertical strokes only. Side to side is gross, rude and demeaning to both parties.
The shortbread fingers are only a couple of inches long and tempura battered to stop them crumbling to a sludgey paste too quickly once the woman gets really juiced up. The batter kind of forms a semi-fannysyrup-proof layer which preserves the integrity of the actual butter shortbread biscuit. Even when she starts grinding her stench-trench in ecstacy. As I say these are only a few inches long and nothing like the massive squashes and root vegetables seen so regularly inserted by women in American and German Pornography… that is gross (and a terrible waste of root vegetables, marrows, courgettes, zucchini etc)
As for the Dundee Chunky Marmalade or Tayside Raspberry Jelly… these are both natural, organic products and will provide a beautiful flavoursome counterpoint to any minge slurping. I myself make both of these conserves in my stone-flagged kitchen each August and have won prizes at the local Agricultural Show, beating-off some stiff competition. I use my Great-Granny’s 120 year-old copper jelly-pan which has a 16 pound jelly capacity.