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Lord Wankdust
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@RoadPavement

I think your beautifully illustrated example of a high volume, public-access, cost-free lubricant supply on every street corner is an example of Humanity which we can all learn from. Imagine a few of those lube-towers spread around our villages, towns and cities (I am actually imagining one at the entrance to my dark Scottish glen). Senior citizens would be performing anal fisting-frenzies on each other while RoadPavement’s sex-hobos knocked one another senseless with lubricated clubs and stylish steel dildo-batons. Paedophiles would be hosing it into kindergarten playgrounds.
Here in Scotland, assuming it was an oil or lard-based lubricant, we would be deep-frying our Haggis, Shortbread, Milky Ways and Pies with it, year round.