Queen Victoria was crushed by Clinical Depression after Albert croaked. She mourned for many years. But she had a pyroclastic fizzing, fish-vent of an a hatchet-wound. It badly needed filled and once her Scottish Manservant John Brown had creamed her minge for a few hours on his special “lady’s saddle” one afternoon trekking the bumpy hillsides around Balmoral… she was ready for a right good bout of frequent thrustings and plenty of regular seeing-to’s.
As well as being the first British Royal to use the telephone, she was also the first person to have telephone sex. Her appetite for “The Boaby” became legend in Scotland. It is said that for her 80th Birthday she had the men of Clan MacLeod.