It’s a bit late in the day to turn your hand to comedy, YH. You are not a humorous person so you can understand why I failed to catch your hilarious joke.
Stick to copying and pasting (especially from dictionary.com, I’m really enjoying that angle, it’s really working for you) and telling us about all the things you have undisputable proof of but keeping the proof a secret because you’re special. Y’know, your classic routine. I love the old act.