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Lord Wankdust
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My Hogwarts House would be either Dunwankin’ or Dunpumpin’. These two long-forgotten Hogwarts Houses were shut down and fucking bricked up a few years back, with the last members trapped forever between the impenetrable walls. I hear their quiet screams of lonely despair alongside my own every night.

The whole incident is dealt with in Chapter 3 of “Hairy Pecker and the Endless Porn Vortex of Despair”. The book was quickly withdrawn and all remaining copies pulped. The author then changed her name and the main character’s name and we all know who they are now.
Original copies go for vast sums.

Here’s a link to a scan of my own copy… I don’t know how to get the picture up here to see.

https://ibb.co/crub9z

Hairy Pecker

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