Have you noticed a significant concentration of them in the last 30 day? I’m afraid that it may be too late for a snarky retort to be effective.
I suggest that you move very slowly and put a stack of blank job applications between you and the offenders. Do not make eye contact and DO NOT RUN!
Text me your gps coordinates and I’ll have two decoy sows deployed in 20 minutes. Keep in contact with me until the sows arrive.