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A bus carrying a bunch of catholic school girls crashed and everyone onboard perished. The girls are all waiting in line infront of the pearly gates as saint peter addresses the girls with a bowl of holy water at his side.

Saint peter: Emily, step forward. Have you ever had any contact with a penis?

Emily: well I once touched one with the tip of my finger.

Saint peter: dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and you may pass. Kate, step forward. Have you ever had any contact with a penis?

Kate: well I once stroked and fondled one with my hand.

Saint peter: dip your whole hand in the holy water and you may pass. Asley, step forward…

Then one of the girls comes running to the front of the line. Saint peter looks at her and says “Lisa, what’s the hurry?” Lisa replies “if I’m gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.”