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@desp Why would you have received something you never ordered? Only discuss the item you ordered. If they mention the other (expensive) thing… you simply say “I have no idea what you are talking about… I’ve never ordered that. I ordered cheap tarty mascara that makes me look a bit cheap & slutty… (quote the order number)… now where is it? Numb-nuts my wretched boyfriend wants me to dress in a Basque, put on full Lockdown Make-up and give him a Hershey-Mudslide-Slutrub. He’s waving his boner at me now. Please send me my Mascara. There is a Lockdown Jerk-Off Webcam Race in three days time and we have a good chance of winning. He can really hose-out the Mayonnaise.”