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@illegalsmile55 I see now! The bicycle seat section would be strapped to the upper leg with the minge slot belt thing adjusted to the muscularity of my muscular upper thigh. Then the holster on the left would be adjusted to strap around the girth of my robust throbulator. This might manage to restrict any unwarranted engorgements which may show up. The strapping and buckles might need replaced regularly. I know a saddler who could probably take the annual contract for holster maintenance.

In truth, I am too nervous near her at the moment to even get a twitch on my Trouser Mauser. Hermitdom in a cave on a Western Island beckons I feel.