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dickpiers
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That’s so funny, four Israelis in a white van showed up, started dancing on my roof, laughing out out, and began taking out my roofing screws. I told them to stop but one guy pulls an Uzi. I run, call police, but when cops arrive the Israelis AND my metal roof are gone. I told the cops what happened. They arrested me for hate crime and said I never had a roof. After I’m released on bail, I get home. My cabin collapsed into its own footprint. Luckily, I took out two billion-dollar insurance policies on my home the day before the van mysteriously showed up. I made sure my insurance policy covered dancing Israelis, on a rooftop, that may cause sudden collapse after removal because that always happens.