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Theluvmuscle
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Hi @alicatt . Too bad Kung Fu got so outdated after Kwai Chang Kane hung himself in a closet jerking off doing self erotic strangulation practice. They had to switch to this crap. I practiced this style of oriental art for awhile until my balls are now hanging down to my kneecaps. In Kung Fu, it comes in handy… Someone tries to disable you by kicking you on the crotch, they miss by two feet. And if you continue in this style, you learn how to strangle your opponent with your ball sack skin. Women are now getting involved in this fighting style by stretching out their labias and have so far proved themselves capable of stretching them almost to their knees and can tie them in many unusual knots and hang people with them. Acneske would like this, being into bondage and stuff.