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The Blue Max
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Hey, Eva! Why Alaska? Alaska sucks. There’s only two seasons: Snow season and bug season. Besides, the State is infested with some of the dumbest voters in the entire country. Ever heard of Palin? Do I have to say more?

Why not come on down to Florida. OK, ok, we’ve got a fucked-up electorate, too, but that’s only beause the entire USA is dumping their retired white trash on us. But there are incentives! Great weather almost all year round, beaches, and many adult theaters in the Tampa area. Besides Central Florida is kinda like cowboy country, and has a huge poulation of illegal immigrants, who live in migrant camps in Central Florida, eager to pick oranges and watermelon. I could turn you out to all them Mexicans, so you’d have fun and a dencet income right away. Deal?