September 22, 2018 at 10:30 am #143025
A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Wow! That’s really neat! Where did you get it?”
And the parrot says, “Africa! They’re everywhere! Rahhhhhk!”
September 27, 2018 at 10:40 am #143878
A Lone Guy walks in to a bar and See’s that the bartender has a Pet Monkey With Him.
So the Lone Guy asks the Bartender,, That Is One cute Monkey, Does he do any tricks?
And The Bartender replies Yes indeed my friend, he certainly does do some good tricks!
When i give The Monkey a real hard slap in the face,,, he jumps down and gives me a blowjob.
The Lone Guy, Suddenly becomes very curious, and asks the bartender, Can I Try That Trick???
The Bartender says sure My Man Go Ahead. Cause I Myself Practice all the time with him.
So The Lone Guy Thx The Bartender and says ok, but as long as You Don’t Hit Me as Hard As The Monkey!;)
- This reply was modified 6 months, 3 weeks ago by thedre.
October 20, 2018 at 5:20 pm #148251
Two old friends have been out drinking, and are now coming back to one of their houses.
The homeowner’s dog is sitting on the front porch, licking its dick and balls repeatedly.
The owner’s friend says, “Boy oh boy, I sure wish that I could do that.”
The owner replies, “You might be able too, but I think you should try to pet him first!”
October 20, 2018 at 5:24 pm #148252
What is an Irish seven course dinner?
A six pack and a potato!
October 20, 2018 at 6:45 pm #148259
I Wonder where Dat-Nigger stole The Parrot, his local Pet-Smart perhaps???
October 31, 2018 at 7:20 pm #150409
Why don’t little black kids like to play in sandboxes?
Cats keep covering them up!
April 4, 2019 at 7:12 pm #185294
Anaheim, California: CNN reported today that Walt Disney’s new film called “Jet Black”, which is the African-American version of “Snow White” has been canceled. All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shank, have refused to sing “Hi Ho, Hi Ho” because they say it offends Black prostitutes. They also say they have absolutely no intention of singing “It’s off to work we go.”
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