A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder

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    A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, “Wow! That’s really neat! Where did you get it?”

    And the parrot says, “Africa! They’re everywhere! Rahhhhhk!”

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    A Lone Guy walks in to a bar and See’s that the bartender has a Pet Monkey With Him.

    So the Lone Guy asks the Bartender,, That Is One cute Monkey, Does he do any tricks?

    And The Bartender replies Yes indeed my friend, he certainly does do some good tricks!

    When i give The Monkey a real hard slap in the face,,, he jumps down and gives me a blowjob.

    The Lone Guy, Suddenly becomes very curious, and asks the bartender, Can I Try That Trick???

    The Bartender says sure My Man Go Ahead. Cause I Myself Practice all the time with him.

    So The Lone Guy Thx The Bartender and says ok, but as long as You Don’t Hit Me as Hard As The Monkey!;)

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    Two old friends have been out drinking, and are now coming back to one of their houses.

    The homeowner’s dog is sitting on the front porch, licking its dick and balls repeatedly.

    The owner’s friend says, “Boy oh boy, I sure wish that I could do that.”

    The owner replies, “You might be able too, but I think you should try to pet him first!”

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    What is an Irish seven course dinner?

    A six pack and a potato!

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    I Wonder where Dat-Nigger stole The Parrot, his local Pet-Smart perhaps???

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    Why don’t little black kids like to play in sandboxes?

    Cats keep covering them up!

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