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    • #271151

      without disclosing your geographical location, a brief synopsis of your current weather conditions and as a sign of solidarity to all BG brethren both °F and °C must be utilized. you then must close with a weather related joke I will go first

      currently 35°F / 0°C
      tomorrow the high is 27°F/ -3°C
      6 inches of snow with 2 additional inches overnight

      what did one raindrop say to the other?

      two’s company, three’s a cloud.

    • #274026

      9AM, +5°C/41°F raining. RealFeel₹ 0°C/28°F.

      A priest and a nun were on a mission trip up in the mountains when a snowstorm Came up.
      They saw an abandoned log cabin and went inside.
      The priest started a fire in the fireplace and found blankets and a sleeping bag but only one bed.
      The priest told the nun that she could sleep on the bed and he would sleep in the sleeping bag in the floor.
      As they were alone and beginning to get settled.
      The young nun said, “father?” in a song-song voice.
      He answered, “yes, sister?”
      “I’m cold.”
      The priest got up and went to the closet and got another blanket and covered the nun.
      As he was settling back into his sleeping bag, she again said, “father?”
      “Yes, sister?”
      “I’m still cold.”
      The priest got up and got another blanket from the closet and added it to the sisters’ bed, tucking her in.
      He climbed back into the sleeping bag.
      Just as he was getting settled and the fire was crackling she called out to him again.
      “I’m still cold!”
      He said, “sister?”
      “We are all alone out here in this cabin in the mountains.”
      “Yes, we are!”
      “Just this once… Yes? Just tonight… yes? Do you want to pretend that we are married?”
      “Oh yes! I do!”
      “Ok… get up and get your own dang blanket!”

    • #343735

      You are all stuck with me again today as it is way too hot to go outside and play

      Currently it is extremely warm with high of 90°F (33°C)

      A black guy walked into a bar. He had a parrot on his shoulder. The owner of the bar walked over. “Hello”, he said. “Hello!”, squaked the parrot. “Wow! Cool! Where’d you get him?”, asked the man. “In Africa”, said the parrot.

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