Goatse Wannabe

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    • #60087
      Acneska
      Participant

      Goatse Wannabe

    • #60186
      tas tiger
      Participant

      Bloody hell, hell, hell, hell….. I can hear an echo!

    • #60188
      alicatt
      Participant

      Dammmn! That’s one big asshole!

    • #60193
      Aegrescit medendo
      Participant

      This is why they banned Cookie Monster from Sesame Street. πŸ™

      • #60195
        tas tiger
        Participant

        This guy looks like a puppet, you could stick your arm up there and use him as a hand puppet, lol. πŸ˜†

        • #60209
          Brandi
          Participant

          BAHAHAHAHA. Tas that made my day.

    • #60823
      Acneska
      Participant

      Loose Asshole

      • #60826
        Brandi
        Participant

        :O I keep thinking I have seen it all, and then I see something like this and it makes me question life all over again!! Lol

        • #60869
          Clarity
          Participant

          Pretty much this. What the fuck.

        • #60877
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          I know right. We just sit here thinking about it when people are actually out there making it happen. There is so much more to life, like this guy, who really knows how to broaden his horizons.

        • #60878
          Brandi
          Participant

          Eewwwwe haha.. I think he has opened his mind ul to new things in life. πŸ˜‰

      • #60970
        tas tiger
        Participant

        How can this guy be happy with himself? I mean the bottom guy (lol, bottom) He wouldn’t be able to shit properly? Looking at his gaping arse-hole it looks like something is missing, like teeth maybe? I thought I’ve seen it all, but then I see this and there must be even worse ‘goatses’ out there!

      • #355226
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        This is so fucking disturbing!!

        How, why – what the fuck …

      • #355769
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        Heilige Scheisse, wielange presst man da, bis es so ausieht πŸ™‚

        • #355925
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          Hey your my little suicidal bitch. Where are you streaming .

        • #356071
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          That will probably not be public.
          Invitation only

    • #60879
      Theluvmuscle
      Spectator

      You know, after seeing this shit, I am never gonna shake a strangers hand ever again. Can you imagine? Some guy walking down the street with this in his pants. You just never know. Hey, @Brandi . What if this was a cute guy and you were single and decided to go out with him? I’ll stop the story here and let @Brandi yell at me now πŸ˜‰

      • #60883
        Brandi
        Participant

        Haha. Well, honestly, i probably wouldn’t even know what to do if I met this guy.. I wouldn’t want to mean…. but I don’t see another option lol. Hand sanitizer would be a must for every room though.. I have a phobia of door knobs.. they are so nasty! And btw @theluvmuscle. You do realize you mentioned a different brandi.. she going to get a notification and be like “WTF”

        • #60884
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Bwaahahaha, that’s funny..I did a few of those to some poor guy named Pete.

        • #60887
          Brandi
          Participant

          Haha she is going to get dragged into this, very, um ‘unique’, forum here when she reads her notifications haha. Bless her soul. I apologize in advance.

        • #60889
          Theluvmuscle
          Spectator

          @Brandi Wall It just says Brandi under your pic when you post. But, I got it now. Poor girl, Brandi, sorry you had to see this if it isn’t something up your alley…

        • #60891
          Brandi
          Participant

          You did it again dude!! hahaha.
          It’s @brand-wall..
          My user am is all kinds of fucked up.. first of all I didn’t even realize it was missing the “i” at the end of brandI.. and also “Wall” is my exs last name.. but it doesn’t let you change it.. FML.

      • #61038
        alicatt
        Participant

        Seriously I don’t think you would be seeing him walking anywhere too easily… never mind the street. I think you are fairly safe in that regard, even if he could walk it sure as hell would be quite a strange gait.
        I know what you mean though, after seeing some of the things people do to themselves I don’t think i shall be shaking any human part anymore…lōl

    • #60881
      Theluvmuscle
      Spectator

      Ps. I’ve never said EEEEEW! in my life. So here goes, a first for me…EEEEWW! I think I’m still a man. I think.

    • #60882
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      I never knew this existed. I wish I still didn’t.

      That is one angry anus.
      Another good band name!

      • #60886
        Theluvmuscle
        Spectator

        @illegalsmile55 There seems to be a plethora of good band names that come up here.

        • #60890
          Brandi
          Participant

          “Hang me by my toenails”
          “Metal Rod”
          “Freefall”
          “In home abortion”
          “Found in the Forest”
          “Two Thias, four flip flopps”
          And my favorite.
          “Feed me my figures”
          Hahaha okay the first one was random. But the others are BG inspired.

        • #60924
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          I can get you and illegal in to see Anal Fistula. They are opening for Holey Father.

        • #60992
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @aegrescit medendo

          You know the sitar player for Anal Fistula? She was in a band called ‘Fizzy Cervix”. They did a lot Pat Benatar covers.

          I will require fine dining after the show.

        • #60993
          Brandi
          Participant

          Ive never heard of any og those people you guys are talking about.. but i will go, but i agree with Illegal. Food must be served. Or we will get bitchy. Plus i only have like $3 and Emberlynn (my daighter) will need a happy meal. πŸ™‚ also. I hope your car is big enough for a car seat in the back, and the diaper bag is so heavy. So you have to either carry it or her. One of the two. She might hit you, or charge at you.. when confronting an berlynn. Wave your hands around to look bigger, and repeatedly say “spicy” or “puppy”.. also when she wants something she will walk up to you, hold it up, and say “mommy, behold”

          It is my greatest accomplishment getting her say “behold” and holding something up. It’s freaking hilarious in public….

          I talk about my kid too much, sorry guys she is my life and she is with me literally 24/7 so my day is feeled with her and her weird little personality.

        • #60997
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          She is a multi-instrumentalist, she can really make a bagpipe sing! No slouch on the trombone either.

          I have this cozy place in mind where we could eat-out if Brandi can sneak me in round back?
          Brandi, umm, I can give you money for a sitter but we’re definitely taking the diaper bag.

        • #61002
          Brandi
          Participant

          Lol you want me to sneak you around back? Like into the kitchen haha.
          But okay deal.. would you like the diapers fresh. Or not. You know the best prize is a surprise hahaha.

        • #61003
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          I’m so there!! The skies the limit with me, I can almost smell the Desitin. @aegrescit medendo holding his arms up, pleading with Brandi “behold mommy”, Brandi and I flipping a coin to see who has to change you. I can hardly wait.

        • #61005
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          Eh-hem, with my legs up “behold Mommy” And I can’t wait to lick the Desitin off the fingers of the lucky winner.Yum!!

          Brandi, you bring fresh ones and big box of raisins and I’ll take it from there.

        • #61008
          Brandi
          Participant

          Tails! Always tailes.. haha so I’m Agrescits mommy, and sister?? So that’s means I made agrescit with my dad?? Oh gosh, sounds like dysfunctional Best Gore fami my shit.. Illegal you can be my mom so that makes agrescit your grandson.. which makes it even more messed up that we are both feeding his sexual fantasies of diapers. πŸ˜† I’m not toooooo sure I’m ready for diapers sexually atleast aegrescit. i mean, I handle them all day long! It’s like.. if you eat cake all day, eventually you will get tired of it..

        • #61009
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          I think it’s a little late to get uppity after you already called for tails! And mommy is just part of the diaper fantasy I will still think of you as a sister. Now I guess this means illegal is heads. πŸ˜‰

        • #61010
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          No, I am tails…age before beauty!! It’s all I got..

          We’ll get you on the fast track to Adult Diapers 101, so don’t worry that purty little head of yours..

        • #61011
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          I can’t wait for my turn to pamper you!

        • #61014
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Like wise, I’m sure!!

          I’m so excited, I have to shave everything, get my nails done, buy some new panties, wait, no need for undies.

          I’ll bring the Luvs..

        • #61015
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          No no, my girls are getting Huggies! :*

        • #61016
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Haha, everytime I leave a comment on this thread, I see gnats comment below, it’s like he’s saying it to us..

        • #61033
          Brandi
          Participant

          Lol Illegal, I’m sure everyone is thinking that. They are going

          Face palm*

      • #61055
        Theluvmuscle
        Spectator

        Personally though, it does look much better that he shaved his ass and balls.

    • #60898
      Gnat
      Participant

      Why?
      Just, why?

    • #61040
      alicatt
      Participant

      The blisters are really skeezing me out….

    • #61207
      Acneska
      Participant

      Early Stages

      • #61234
        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        Oh yeah baby, that’s fucking hot!

        I think he told someone to literally fuck him raw.

        “You fuck my asshole, me virgin, you wait in line”

        • #61236
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          I think that guy works at the Asian Buffet, he uses those hooks to change the trays.

        • #61237
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Got to admit, I was wondering what the tools were. There probably isn’t a store that specializes in ‘Goatse Play’.
          Maybe over the interweb…I’m gonna Google it!

        • #61238
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          Seems like the kind of thing you could get at Brookstone, maybe with a built in am/fm radio?

        • #61239
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Built in espresso machine.

        • #61240
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          Stop I’m making foam!

        • #61241
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Ha! I was thinking frothy, actually. I guess foamy will do.
          Did you have rough night?
          I googled goatee, wtf? I’m in the wrong business. There is anything and everything with a goatee theme! Who’d thought it?

        • #61245
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          I think they are cinnanyms either way it’s rich yet airy. Last night wasn’t too bad after I shook these blues.ha. I’m glad you did the research this time, my Google ad recs are making it hard to online shop with nanna.

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