Grabbing someone by the balls

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  • #121690

    Alois
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    Serious question:

    If I grabbed a hypothetical individual by his balls and crunched his balls with the maximum amount of force for a significant amount of time (10-30 seconds), does that hypothetical individual run the risk of becoming sterile or permanently damaged in any other way? How much does it hurt to have your balls grabbed and crunched? Would you start screaming and crying and would you have trouble standing erect if you had you balls grabbed and crunched?

  • #127209

    MasterPlan
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    Despite the nuts being able to recover from damage, like most things in our body, a hard kick can indeed leave you infertile for life… and even turn you gay. There aren’t to many studies in the subject due to the lack of “”guinea pigs”. You sound like a strong male individual… and very curious… Maybe you could take one for the team πŸ™‚

    • #127246

      Alois
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      I am not talking about kicking. I am more interested in a discreet grab-and-crunch, so that no one sees what is actually going on.

      • #127284

        MasterPlan
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        Grabbing the nuts is a good way out if you are being chocked from behind, because he needs both hands to do so.
        @alois, If the guy is wearing jeans and you simply grab his balls, he can easily dislodge your hand and you will be VERY exposed to a counter attack. Plus… if you grab to lightly, you may very well jerk him off, too tight and it will not be discrete. It is a pussy move to get someone by surprise and going for the balls also. For your purpose… just touch him on his back with something that isn’t your finger and he will shit himself without making a scene.

      • #127376

        Alois
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        There are legal issues at stake and there will be CCTV cameras around. It’s a question of hurting someone without being held accountable.

  • #127211

    lady-lexis
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    A kick in the nuts can make you gay @masterplan? I find that extremely hard to believe. Are there even SOME studies that corroborate this?? What’s the science behind that?

    • #127226

      MasterPlan
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      Most testosterone in men is produced in the nuts and the lack of it may lead to physical changes, like male boobs, soft voice, but specially kills sex drive. I don’t mean to say they become homosexuals… but it can turn an Alpha male in to a Beta cuck.

      The biggest problem @lady-lexis is related to teens. Naivety, insecurity, and this bombardment of gay propaganda in our media can indeed influence their behavior.

      https://www.performanceinsiders.com/low-testosterone-gay.html

      • #127235

        lady-lexis
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        Oh yes, I totally accept that totally destroyed nads would lead to reduced testosterone, that makes sense. As for a link between a kick in the knackers and homosexuality, I’d be less convinced 😉

      • #127250

        MasterPlan
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        @lady-lexis

        We are a long way from identifying the true causes of homosexuality in humans. How much of it is genetic, and how much of it is social construct? Everyday the media claims science has just found the answer. I have to admit I don’t know this answer myself but.. nuts are very exposed and vulnerable organs. If you raise a boy in Sweden, and he happens to lose his balls.. without hormone therapy, he is high likely to turn gay.

        Ps: women (not all) don’t seem to understand a kick in the nuts is as low as fingering someone’s eyes. You don’t do that unless you are fighting for your life, but the media popularized it in a very comedic way. I have morals not to use all my strength against a woman… in fact I only try to defend myself, but.. if she goes for my balls, she should expect nothing less than a punch in the face.

  • #127248

    Deathdew
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    On three occasions i had my nuts smashed… Lets go through them.
    1. When i was 4, wrestling was huge! Hulk hogan, The Undertaker, etc… Lets say 1988, my mother had a queen sized bed, we would wrestle on her bed when she wasn’t home, ended up taking a bed pole right on my nuts! Shit ended quickly…
    2. Puberty… On the days were Korn was the shits, had this kinky girl friend into giving me blue balls by the swing set, she also had this “over protective (girl) friend” she socked me with a hefty upper cut to the nuts… Blue balls, now black balls…
    3. Shit im still alive… Holding two jobs, when 2008 had nothing else to offer… Yea my balls got crushed by my bike handle… After my nut trauma faded, my testosterone flooded the gates, it was a good year for nut gushes!
    The moral of the story is, Nuts are hard to break… Especially mine.

    • #127377

      Alois
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      Thanks mate for the informative input.

    • #127382

      Danaconda
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      @icecreamlair

      It was the summer of’95 for me. I got dropped by a can of Shasta root beer and pissed blood for 3 days. No post-crush nut gushers for me ’cause I was married at the time.

    • #128548

      Just_Another_Guy
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      I still like Hulk Hogan and Korn.

  • #127291

    Danaconda
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    @alois
    Have you been taking women’s self defense courses? Why would you even consider such a thing…hypothetically?
    If junk crushing is your only option, just take your ass whoopin’ and learn from it. Dust yourself off and move on. Nut cracking is a chicken shit move.

    • #127375

      Alois
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      No, there will be CCTV cameras around; it’s a question of inflicting maximum pain by discreet means.

      • #127378

        lady-lexis
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        Well, that’s not a creepy statement at all…. Has somebody scorned you, @alois?

      • #127379

        Alois
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        Stop moralising, grandma.

      • #127380

        lady-lexis
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        LOL, that’s a yes then. Take a word of advice from your gran, build a bridge and get over it. If you don’t know that crushed balls would hurt, I fear you might be far too stupid to get away with any revenge plot.

      • #127390

        Alois
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        I will get my revenge, in one way or another.

        I want to crunch balls while dancing to this song:

      • #127397

        Danaconda
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        Oh, I get it now. You’re having one of those homo-sexual love spats. Look dude, if you crush his balls there’s a good chance that he may never violate your asshole again. That’s not what you want.
        Listen, spend a few days at your mothers house to get your thoughts together and calm down.
        When you return home, he’ll be waiting for you in black leather assless chaps and a double wide Harley piston boner ready for your love chute. He’ll ass pound you till everyone’s balls are twisted up like a wire bread bag tie.
        Oh, and bring flowers in case he’s one of those fruity poofsters.

      • #127400

        Alois
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        I see the world as Reverend Jim Jones did: every man in this world is a homo, but not Reverend Jim Jones. Me: no homo. You: at least from time to time. I am so sure of my sexual orientation that I don’t even care if people think I am a homo.

      • #127401

        MasterPlan
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        My worse enemy! A Brazilian girl plotting her revenge. Lol.

        I keep telling people here and all the see is misogyny in my words. I speak the true and thank for proving my point. Leave his balls alone my dear. Why are angry?? No one knows who you are, so share with us… what did he do to you @alois ?

      • #127405

        Alois
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        @masterplan I have bumped into you before and I know that you are a bit of a jester. I am 36 years old and I have only had 2 girlfriends during my lifetime; both of them were models and both of them ditched me. My point being: I pick my birds from the upper nests only, even if they end up shitting on my face. Here’s a great song for you – let’s dance, baby:

      • #127410

        MasterPlan
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        You are very politicized and I do like that. I want to see justice being done I would go as far as helping… but I do need your motives @alois. Is it just? Tell me more about the subject in question.
        Thanks for the song πŸ™‚

      • #127414

        Alois
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        Last week I fucked a very cheap girl without obligations; sex feels so pointless without romantic obligations. You should check out Gramsci’s writings about Fordism: sex is to be deprived of all its romantic trappings because romance is not economically feasible. Porn is good for the economy. Be that as it may, let us all dance instead:

      • #127420

        MasterPlan
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        Sex to trap someone and to keep someone is not good because is not honest. I agree that some level of intimacy makes thing much better but you need to find the right person… you just need to to keep looking… and learn to be comfortable with your situation. We are living a battle of sexes. Porn makes no money, the system wants us to produce babies, and we want babies, but compromises must be made. My favorite, with subitatles πŸ™‚

      • #127422

        Alois
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        This is even better:

      • #127439

        MasterPlan
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        I like most of the things you bring and you have been here for some time. Indeed I asked you to share @alois, and I appreciate you did… but, how can I criticize you without making you look bad? Your post is from a month ago, so I assume you have a cooler head now. We have very conflictive ideologies, but coexist in the same planet. I’m 40 now, and I have tons of stories to share… including vengeance. Vengeance can be justice, but most time is not. NEVER grab anyone by the balls! Greed, anger, jealousy, are natural human feeling that we need to fight on our own… with all respect, be noble (song) and look for someone noble… of your cast, who actually share interests with you (and you are very interesting). I’m not a happy guy, yet I dare say “we must find happiness on ourselves, not on others.”

        Thanks again for the many songs.

      • #127479

        Alois
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        @masterplan worry not my brother, I appreciated your answers after all this time.

      • #127461

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        I like the vid on Italian civil war with Italian mostly Commie partisans. It is never really spoken of.
        Nice!
        @alois

      • #127463

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        I like the turn of phrase ,birds of upper nests and shitting on your face. Very heroic.bravo.
        @alois

      • #127459

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        Nice answer.
        @alois

      • #127491

        illegalsmile55
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        BAHAHAHA. I lost some coffee on that comment. @gramps

      • #127493

        illegalsmile55
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        @lady-lexis
        I think you’re right, and it was someone with a bag. Grammy. πŸ˜›

      • #127617

        lady-lexis
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        Can I at least be Meemaw instead of grammy?? @illegalsmile55

        grannygotdrugs

      • #127622

        MasterPlan
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        Is that @illegalsmile55? If that is your garden, I’m coming to murica nest month πŸ™‚

      • #127624

        illegalsmile55
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        I told you NOT to post my picture! @lady-lexis

        I’m quite the gardener, aren’t i?. πŸ˜€ @masterplan

      • #127635

        MasterPlan
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        You are the sexiest great great great grandmother I ever come across. I better get over there soon πŸ˜‰

      • #127636

        lady-lexis
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        LOL! I couldn’t help but think of you when I saw all that lovely green vegetation and a stiff middle finger!!

        @illegalsmile55

      • #127639

        illegalsmile55
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        I burst out laughing, the ax in the hand is what really sent me off.
        @lady-lexis

        You better hurry, I’m drying out. Bahahaha
        @masterplan

      • #127648

        MasterPlan
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        Now that you mention that ax… πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ Lol

  • #127330

    MasterPlan
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    @alois, In all honesty, if you don’t know those answers… I highly doubt you are a guy. He probably won’t make a sound… but in no way he will remain upright (because the pain travel thru the abdomen) and the pain alone will FORCE him to punch you.
    http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/10/why-getting-kicked-in-the-balls-causes-pain-in-the-abdomen/

    • #127333

      illegalsmile55
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      As I read his comment, that was my exact thought. Every male knows the pain of getting his nads bumped? Right? Is it possible a guy could make it to adulthood and not know what pain could be inflicted? I don’t think so.
      @masterplan

      • #127346

        MasterPlan
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        You mean “her” comment @illegalsmile55 πŸ˜› It is just too sensitive, and because of sports EVERY BOY knows there is a no no. I wasn’t being rude to Lexy when I mention I would punch a woman in the face. Danaconda is very right, you get your ass kicked… but you do not escalate to the ‘nads’? πŸ˜›

        It is actually very funny when we get to figure out if people are what they claim to be πŸ™‚
        I make no secrets… or do I?? πŸ™‚

      • #127387

        Danaconda
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        I think you’re right @masterplan
        I commented to an assumed male without fully realizing how naive the hypothetical scenario was. Weird fettish shit aside, there’s no way a man would stand still and allow their nuts to be crushed for 10-30 seconds. The owner of a sack would know that.

      • #127628

        illegalsmile55
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        Owner of a lonely sack.

  • #127655

    itsplaster
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    I totally believe in revenge. I have grudges from the 90s lol. I still just hope I run into those people at some point and do what? I don’t know. But not crush the guy’s nuts. I’ve never kicked a guy in the nuts or hit them. Nothing. My parents had that talk with me. Can you “accidentally” spill scalding coffee on the fella?

  • #127705

    Alois
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    I loved some of the contributions here; good people – almost like a family gathering.

    Alois, your Catholic brother, greets you.

    Let us honour the English for their brave contributions; although Englishmen are our historical enemies, I love their fearless approach. We call them ‘Inselaffen’ (island monkeys) in my part of the world; brave monkeys they are.

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