How should a man eat out a woman to drive her wild?

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    • #103361

      Some surefire ways would be appreciated in the interest of continuing education.

    • #103432

      …with a ATM bank receipt in open sight showing $100,000 left in savings.

    • #103434
      tworotten4u
      Participant

      Listen to your women. she direct you in the right way. I tell my girl when she’s doing something nice.

    • #103479

      #No-cuntry-for-old-perverted-man
      #tworotten4u
      Thanks guys .This is my very first post.

    • #103484
      cherry3xo
      Spectator

      Let me get back to you; from a woman’s perspective, OK?? ☺☺🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒💕💕

    • #103486

      @cherry3xo
      I look forward to it cherry. Given the question,I would value a woman’s input anyway.

    • #103496
      Lord Wankdust
      Participant

      Like he eats a stick of Rhubarb or munches his way round a corn on the cob. Just sprinkle some sugar or Black Pepper depending on whether it is the Rhubarb or the Corn.

      Maybe throw some chocolate sprinkles on her minge… that will emulate the dried shrapnel which works its way down there when she hasn’t wiped her butt properly. Properly wiped or not, the chocolate sprinkles will help.

      Toss some deep-fried breadcrumbs on her pish-flaps… it gives “dining-at-the-Y” that air of munching on some Scampi. Maybe some Tomato ketchup for dipping.

      Make sure she has given you a proper blow-job first, then rub a fresh Herring between her Labia Majorae and then get a neighbour’s cat in to do the licking for you.

      Some Sweet Chilli Marinade is good, tastes a little like the expensive Whitebait Starters, or Haddock Goujons we all enjoy in good restaurants. Suggest to her that she rinses her clunge well afterwards as it can itch quite a bit.

      • #105639
        Anonymous
        Inactive

        @Lord Wankdust
        All great ideas but you described several ways to make the act more palatable for the eater. @who_ever_it_was at the top wanted to know how to drive the eatee wild.
        On a side note, I had no idea about the dried shrapnel or how to disguise it with chocolate chips. That’s a solid plan IF someone were somehow legally obligated to eat eat such a mess. Maybe a pressure washer would be the best way to go…you know, to get all that plastered shit that’s plastered everywhere and always plastered up someone ass. Lol.

    • #103527
      cherry3xo
      Spectator

      @Hoping for Nemesis–so sorry, my mom took ill a little while ago, & I had to go tend to her. If you still want me to do/be a part of your forum, I promise I will do it as soon as possible, tomorrow; ok?? Let me know ☺

    • #103539
      butterballbobby
      Participant

      @hopingfornemesis Start with long licks right on her clit while slipping your index and middle fingers in her, curl them upwards toward her pubic bone and rub it in that area and keep a little pressure there.
      That’s the one that gets them all messed up, in a good way 😉

      Make use of your hands though, don’t just keep them in one place while eating her out. Rub her boobs with one hand and also rub or squeeze her ass a little with the other one.
      This is from my perspective, but I too, want to hear from a ladies perspective on this.

    • #103544
      cherry3xo
      Spectator

      @butterballbobby @Hoping for Nemesis that’s pretty much what I was going to say/tell/explain to start that way first; also. I do still have a few things to add before getting to this point ☺💋🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒💋☺
      Until tomorrow, then!! ☺☺ Goodnight

      • #105540
        Mr Spock
        Participant

        Hey are you the real Cherry?
        I accepted your friendship request this evening out of sheer compassion, thinking you were, lol.

        Krafty Basterd, LOL. You do know she’s probably given up Best Gore to look at some real Gore in med studies.

        • #105543
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @mrspock

          The post above you IS the real Cherry but I don’t think she can post at present though I may be wrong on that.

        • #105569
          Lucythepoosy
          Spectator

          It says ‘spectator ‘ under her avatar. That’s what appeared under bellazombe before she went missing…..

        • #105592

          @loosythepoosy

          Can someone tell me about this infamous bellazombe?

        • #105709
          Lucythepoosy
          Spectator

          Bellazombe. Long time member, gathered up friends second only in number to thedre. Commented a lot, told some imaginative, sexy stories. Female. Started complaining to Mark, started whining, finally got abusive, calling Mark names, dared Mark to close her down. So he did. Look, I liked bella and I miss her sometimes. But you don’t pull that shit with the site owner / moderator and expect to stay here. All of her posts, stories, everything deleted. Open forum here, like Mark hands you a microphone to say whatever you want…. Mark put up with a lot of comments that he couldn’t have liked. But enough is enough. Someone had to pull the plug on her. Too bad. @hopingfornemesis

        • #105711

          Thanks loosy. Sounds like Mark went Pharoah egyptian on her! Ie removed every record of her in the country even as far as chipping her name out of rock monuments!


          @loosythepoosy

        • #105712
          Lucythepoosy
          Spectator

          That’s what I was thinking. That old Charlton Heston movie.

        • #105732
          Acneska
          Participant

          Bellazombe wasn’t a long time member. Less than 6 months on a 10 year old site. Nowhere near a long time member. People who’ve been on the site since pre Luka Magnotta are long time members. If you joined in 2017 and it’s still 2017, you’re dime a dozen.

        • #105734
          Lucythepoosy
          Spectator

          I assumed she was there longer because she had about 2500 friends if recalled correctly. What was she giving away? Lol. @acneska

    • #103546
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      @hopingfornemesis

      I could tell you but then I’d have a huge queue of BG females outside my front door. 😆😆

    • #103547
      cherry3xo
      Spectator

      @Psychotherapist ☺😱😱😂🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒😰 Bad Thing? 😂😂😂

      • #103548
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        @cherry3xo

        Yeah, it would be. The noise outside (and inside) would upset my neighbours 😉

        • #105536
          Dirty Couch
          Participant

          Goodness, looks like we got a real suave ladies’ man over here.

          I mean considering you’re a psychotherapist, women appreciate nothing more than a man who will listen to her problems and also give her a good, sweet cunnilingus session on the floor of your bathroom while your dog anxiously scratches at the door for you to go out and feed him for the first time today (considering it’s 9pm and you’ve been at this since dawn)

        • #105539
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @caustic-radiation

          When I take part, I aim to please. No point in going out for dinner if you’re not going to savour the atmosphere as well as the food.

          Dog? If there’s a dog scratching at my bathroom door then the neighbour and I are fixing to have words!

    • #103549

      @psychotherapist

      @cherry3xo

      Psycho, i was going to answer you but cherry got in first with exactly what i wanted to say!

      • #103552
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        @hopingfornemesis

        I’ll give you one tip which will drive them wild, though bear in mind that it might piss some of them off.

        By using your fingers at the same time as you eat you’ll start to recognise when they’re very close to orgasm. My advice is to back off, let it subside and then start the build up again. You should aim to do this at least 3 times before you finally make them cum. I’ve had one or two in the past that didn’t appreciate this but the rest said it intensified their orgasm when they finally did get there. I guess we’ll get some input on this from a female or two shortly. 😉

        • #105537
          Dirty Couch
          Participant

          ^ Female Input: 90% of the time this is a really good idea. Make sure when you edge her to softly touch other parts of her body, thighs, stomach, etc, so she craves you to keep going more each time.

    • #103551

      @cherry3xo
      Cherry, i had an idea which you probably thought of. If your friends arent prudes ask them as well.

      Then all the men here will become master lovers.

    • #105532
      Lord Wankdust
      Participant

      Any respectful Scotsman should slide a few fingers of deep-fried and spicily-tempura’d shortbread into her mingesaurus rex/ axe wound then dribble some Chunky Dundee Marmalade or Seedless Tayside Raspberry Jelly on her twitchy cliquorice. Leave it for at least a minute or two until she really get juiced-up at the prospect of the feast coming to her benefactor. Even the hungriest Scotsman should wait for this very important minute or two to allow the tension to build…

      … a good tip for the romantically-minded fellows here. At this point it is a knight’s move to recite some erotic/ romantic love poetry to the expectant woman. Her cunt will begin to throb, twitch and itch. The soothing effect of the Jelly or Marmalade will also help. The Shortbread Fingers will give her hungry cunt something to grip onto while she juices-up her splinge at the erotic sound of the Scottish Poetry… IT’S ALL GOOD!… This is an excellent choice of poem…

      Only by carefully observing the ambient room temperature and its effect on the consistency of the Marmalade/ Jelly can one really tell the optimum time for the feast to begin. Look for a slight trickle – then begin! Vertical tongue strokes only – no side to side as it is disrespectful to both man and woman. The Sardine-type piquant flavour of an East Coast girl (say Dundee) really goes well with the tempura shortbread and the cascades of Marmalade/ Raspberry Jelly means the whole feast is elevated to something eternal and spiritual. Seven or eight orgasms for a woman is not unusual while I have sometimes worked my way through a whole tray of tempura’d shortbread fingers and an entire jar of Chunky Marmalade.

      It is very cold and rainy out in the glen tonight. The view from my wee castle is hemmed in by clouds and it is another week until St Andrew’s Night.

      • #105538
        Dirty Couch
        Participant

        I’m drippin’. You really know how to woo the ladies, it must be the ol’ Scottish charm.

      • #105563
        itsplaster
        Participant

        For fuck’s sakes, Wankdust. Every thing you say regarding sex is gross as hell. Lol.

        • #105847
          Lord Wankdust
          Participant

          @itsplaster
          Gross would be tonguing her clunge from side to side. I did stress vertical strokes only. Side to side is gross, rude and demeaning to both parties.
          The shortbread fingers are only a couple of inches long and tempura battered to stop them crumbling to a sludgey paste too quickly once the woman gets really juiced up. The batter kind of forms a semi-fannysyrup-proof layer which preserves the integrity of the actual butter shortbread biscuit. Even when she starts grinding her stench-trench in ecstacy. As I say these are only a few inches long and nothing like the massive squashes and root vegetables seen so regularly inserted by women in American and German Pornography… that is gross (and a terrible waste of root vegetables, marrows, courgettes, zucchini etc)

          As for the Dundee Chunky Marmalade or Tayside Raspberry Jelly… these are both natural, organic products and will provide a beautiful flavoursome counterpoint to any minge slurping. I myself make both of these conserves in my stone-flagged kitchen each August and have won prizes at the local Agricultural Show, beating-off some stiff competition. I use my Great-Granny’s 120 year-old copper jelly-pan which has a 16 pound jelly capacity.

        • #105850

          @lordwankdust

          Even a cursory reading of your prose leaves one with the impression you are a man of singular refinement.

        • #110663
          xunseenx
          Participant

          “As I say these are only a few inches long and nothing like the massive squashes and root vegetables seen so regularly inserted by women in American and German Pornography… that is gross (and a terrible waste of root vegetables, marrows, courgettes, zucchini etc)”

          not a waste at all… you wash em off, slice em up and have yourself a nice soup, stew or sauce!
          no need to be wasteful with your vegetable masturbatory aids.

      • #105586
        Lucythepoosy
        Spectator

        I liked the “Cock Up Your Beaver” ditty, but it turned out to be a war song.

    • #105546
      Noote
      Participant

      kiss her neck done

    • #105557
      Muja Mi Rona
      Participant

      I heard that shit gives you cancer. Nuh bow fi di pum pum!

    • #105630
      Terry3xo
      Participant

      You just gotta eat it like groceries, or a starving Ethiopian child that just found a big mac. I’ve went down on several girls and none of them really went wild though. One wouldn’t even let me BC she said she didn’t like it BC an ex bf did it too rough?? Its a sensitive area and I’ve heard teasing and gradually working your way up to being that starving Ethiopian child works best but personally I’m not sure I have the patience for that

    • #105633

      Thanks Terry for being brave enough to tell.Damn cody,you trickster you!

      @heriitic

    • #105638
      Terry3xo
      Participant

      @hopingfornemisis no problem, I’m sure the real terry is a fellatio master though, just look at that face.

    • #105641
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I have the answer. All you have to do is write the alphabet with your tongue on the target area. Be certain to break it up periodically so she doesn’t catch on (note: if she’s some kind of Chinese she’ll never catch on).
      She’ll crack your cranium with her thighs by the time you get through the alphabet in both caps and lower case. “Hooked on Phonics. Worked For Me!”
      Also, you can spell words instead of the alphabet. The trouble is that you will get distracted trying to spell shit. It starts out with spelling green beans, lawnmower, Heimlich Maneuver etc. By the time you spell LaDainian Tomlinson…poof! You’re gay.

    • #105647

      @heriitic
      What do they say” every dog and aging dyke ges its day”!
      I don’t know why though, dogs get heaps of sex!

    • #105651

      @dan-a-conda

      I like your @ name ronald.very cool.
      Ive seen alot of your comments around and i like a lot of them. I’m a relative newbie.

      • #105653
        Anonymous
        Inactive

        @Hoping_for_Nemesis
        Thanks.
        “Honor and virtue exist not until one can laugh at a strangers misfortune and agonizingly painful death.”
        Me (circa; today)

        • #105962
          Lord Wankdust
          Participant

          @Ronald Ray Gun

          “Eternal is the warrior who finds beauty in his wounds.” (Yukio Mishima)

    • #106017
      KendraBee
      Participant

      Be gentle with your fingers. That’s #1.

    • #106018

      Fingering pussy? rubbing clit? stroking g spot from inside or all of the above?

      @kendrabee

      • #106020
        KendraBee
        Participant

        Oh my mistake, be gentle when you rub her clit. Don’t be too aggressive. That shit is painful. Make sure she’s wet before you go ham. ❤

        But I love when he puts his fingers inside me & holds it there with pressure. Feels amazing.

    • #110315
      Refuse2Renig
      Participant

      All women are different, so the first step is to probably ask her what she likes…Take things slowly. Make sure she is comfortable and relaxed. Anticipation and build-up is key to her having a great orgasm. Spend a good amount of time exploring her body with gentle kisses and fleeting fingertips before you even think about touching her cunt. The neck, breasts, tummy, and inside of the thighs are hot spots. Tell her how beautiful she is. After this foreplay, make your way down below. Don’t attack the clit, but start off giving the pussy lips all the attention. Massage them gently with your fingers/tongue. Gently suck on them and give them long, slow vertical licks up and down. Tell her how great she tastes. Tease her! Kiss her close to her clit and breathe heavily on it, but don’t touch. Let a finger or two peek into her vag, but don’t penetrate her. You want her to want it. You’ll see that little motherfucker start to grow and swell, and if you’ve been doing it right she will be begging you to give it some attention. Do so, but do so slowly at first. I like to put my mouth over the clit and give it slow circular licks while I gently suck and kiss. Switch it up and find out what she likes. Make sure your hands are busy exploring while your mouth is preoccupied with the pussy. Gradually build up speed and firmness, and when she really starts getting worked up feed her hungry hole some fingers and begin fucking her. If you’ve withheld penetration up to this point, it’ll probably drive her wild and have her cumming in no time. When she cums, if she isn’t too sensitive down there you can just lay your tongue on that swollen clit. I’ve been told this feels amazing.

      • #110384
        Katebelate
        Participant

        😍 you have the technique. Come on overrrr

    • #110340

      Well done @refuse2renig!. Good comprehensive answer. I bet you get all the babes! Haha .Till next time.

    • #110418
      SuperTrucker
      Participant

      I like to start with the softest licks to her clit and stroke around the lips. Then gently insert my middle finger and let her move her hips around and squeeze on it while I suck on her clit and gently flick with my tongue.

    • #110420

      I should be given an award by all the International Womens’ Groups.:

      Lifetime Award for Fostering Harmonious and Fruitful Relations between the Sexes! That would be a good start!

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