I Have Not Bought A Pair of Jeans In Over 4 Years

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    • #374160
      despy
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      So I really researched. I reached out to several manufacturers and was impressed by their timely response. In the end I opted for these. Rather expensive but if my ass looks like hers, Well worth it!
      Expected delivery 9/23 . Stay tuned

      https://ibb.co/mzjv7wL

    • #374211
      Hamburger Bob
      Participant

      Sure thing, just post a side by side photo and we’ll help you decide if it looks like hers or not ๐Ÿ˜€

      • #374218
        Jack
        Participant

        Honestly her ass isnโ€™t very appealing. She looks like Slender Manโ€™s twin sister.

        I think lovely Desp here should first show us what her ass looks like now from a variety of different angles so we can tell her if it even needs improvement or not.

        • #374224
          despy
          Participant

          I realize her butt isnt fantastic but I can tell she really does not have one either. She is wearing size 24. I am size 28 but told to get a 27. I hope to even get the damn things on ๐Ÿ˜€

          Regardless I am thicker than her so I hope to fill them out really nice!
          🍑👖🤞😉

        • #374260
          Hamburger Bob
          Participant

          If yours is thicker than hers, then yours is already better than hers, even if it takes you 20 minutes to put those damn things on.

        • #374294
          Jack
          Participant

          What uncle Bob said. Display that ass with pride!

    • #375715
      despy
      Participant

      Already disappointed. I realized I ordered “mid rise” when I should have ordered high rise (its a girl thing, you wouldn’t understand)

      We shall see

      • #376374

        High rise is ” high-waisted “jeans ,right? If it isn’t too personal , how tall are you @desp? Just trying to visualise you …not too impolitely that is ….

        What size is 28 in Aus , @jack-doe ? I don’t know these US sizes!

        • #376506
          despy
          Participant

          Yes! High waisted. I don’t know if I own any of those, all mine seem low waisted

          28 = inches here. And I am just under 5feet 8inches tall

          I came actoss this
          https://www.newidea.com.au/size-28-jeans-in-australian-sizes-conversion-guide
          I find it hard to believe Teigen and Beyonce are size 28 although their pants both look unbearably tight. Maybe not Teigen but it looks like she is hiding some thighs.

          I was amazed at the amount of jeans selling with holes in them
          I refuse to spend money on jeans like that. Perhaps I am not hip enough. Or they are not black leather and I am not at home alone with boy. Kate Upton is a babe

        • #376631

          Five eight is quite tall for a woman and a size ten is very slim here. Thanks for the size chart and going by the photos of the stars who wear 28 , you likely have a decent figure . Lucky you! ๐Ÿ™‚

          Yep ,all were hot and my favs are Lawrence and Mandy Moore but Upton is a babe.

          So ,why the trips to Europe,ha? Did you go on romantic holidays with your lover of last year?

        • #376547
          Jack
          Participant

          Youโ€™re asking the wrong bloke, I donโ€™t even know what size I wear. By the way it might interest you to know that desp kinda showed her face a while back in one of her forums. Peek at it at your own risk though. It gave me a mini psychotic episode.


          @hopingfornemesis

        • #376627

          The blonde in the train? I thought it was a stock photo. @jack-doe

          Was that you @desp?

    • #376240
      despy
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    • #376583
      despy
      Participant

      They have arrived! And they look tiny as hell! If they fit I am probly going to look like how Beyonce looked in her size “28” lmao.

      Great jean though. Wish I wouldn’t have tried to go all fancy with fit and got something I am used to. I have no full length mirror but not so enthused anyway, these legs look really skinny. Crushing blow if I cant get into them ๐Ÿ™

      https://ibb.co/wQtMRnr

    • #376595
      despy
      Participant

      UPDATE

      These jeans are fucking amazing! How they look I have no idea. I LOVE the feel of them and they are honestly most comfortable pair of pants I ever slid on. The only thing I dislike is how clingy they are knee to ankle. I much prefer boot cut. I did turn to side and saw no fuck me now ass oomph but from the back ,as best I can tell. Very cute ass! But illusion as no visible side butt, well minimal but rear view was super cute, best I can tell with head all cocked.

      I really need full view. That is going to have to wait. I tried multiple pics and all epic fail. This one shows intent? It is actually from the front. Lol I suck but I needed you to know I tried, mostly for myself. Sorry suckers!

      https://ibb.co/PgNbVMJ

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