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  • #142225

    despy
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    it can be anything! but if it is video it must be less than 3minutes

    I will go first:

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    Danaconda
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    • #142593

      illegalsmile55
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      Funny until he started blowing snot out of his mouth.

      • #153312

        Mr Spock
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        He’s a stupid gimp whining about First World problems, lol. He should man up.
        Yeah, agreed about the blowing snot out of his mouth. He should have done Take Two, psml.

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      Hoping for Nemesis
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      Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro rolled into one!

      @dan-a-conda

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    illegalsmile55
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      Hoping for Nemesis
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      Jewish anal squidbillies?
      @illegalsmile55

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      Hoping for Nemesis
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      Illegal? Why does this squidbilly remind me of that hick from Virginia , Jenquo? Whyte or whatever. You know ,the one
      i said was Black Irish and who said he’d kill his wife if she made runny eggs again. Bahaha

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    Danaconda
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  • #142871

    BoudoirDJ
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    Dis vidja clocks in at 2:31

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    thedre
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    @despy

    Ok, i will play.
    One day in my late teens, i was riding on the city bus a little drunk, and this knock-out mature lady got on, so i could not help myself, and so i asked her,,,

    Excuse me Miss,,, Can I Smell Your Pussy???

    She then Furiously Replied,,, No, You Can Certainly NOT!

    So I Replied,,, So Then It Must Be Your Feet!

    And As I Watched Her Face Quickly Turn This Bright Shade Of Red,,,

    I Then Got Off The Bus.

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    thedre
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    This Guy Gets On a Bus Drunk, And this Old Lady Suddenly Screams at Him Saying,,, “You’re Drunk”

    So The Drunk Screams Back At Her Saying,That’s Ok,cause Tomorrow I’ll Be Sober, But You’ll Still Be Old, & Ugly.

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    What is Confusing In Harlem??? *Fathers Day*

    What is Black, & Brown and looks good on A Nigger??? *A Rottweiler*

    Why are Niggers So Agile When They Are Born??? *Cause They Spend Their First 9 Mts. Dogging Coat Hangers*

    What do You Call A Black Man In A Suit??? *Will The Defendant Please Rise*

    What Is Long, & Hard On A Black Man??? *Grade 2*

    Why Do Paki’s Stink??? *So Blind People Can Hate Them Too*

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      dutch cannibal
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      What does a nigger get after sex?

      15year prison

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        thedre
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        @dutchcannibal
        That’s A Real Good one that iv’e never heard before.

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    Sphincterpiston #59535
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    Why did the white man cross the road?… To see the niggrs sellin him his crack..

    What’s the flattest surface to iron clothes on?… A white girls ass..

    What does a white guy say when he catches his wife cheating?… I’m sorry..

    What do you call a white man dancing?… A seizure…

    What’s the difference between Ashkenazi Jews and Ethiopian Jews?…. Ethiopian Jews have to sit in the back of the oven…

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    despy
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      thedre
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      @despy and @Sphincterpiston

      Who Makes More Money, A Crack Dealer ??? or,,, A Prostitute ???

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        thedre
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        @despy and @Sphincterpiston

        A Prostitute,,, Cause She Can Wash Her Crack, And Then Simply Sell-It Again!

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    thedre
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    @despy

    How do Ya Know when you’ve had A Good Blowjob ??? When You Have The Sheet Stuck-Up Your Ass Afterwards.

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    thedre
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    A Rabbit, and A Bear inadvertently end-up having A Shit Side By Side With each other, when the Bear Asks the Rabbit,,,

    Do You Have Problems With Shit Sticking To Your Hair ???

    And The Rabbit Replies,,, Nope.

    So The Bear Picks Him up,,, and wipes his ass with him.

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    A Lone Guy walks in to a bar and See’s that the bartender has a Pet Monkey With Him.

    So the Lone Guy asks the Bartender,, That Is One cute Monkey, Does he do any tricks?

    And The Bartender replies Yes indeed my friend, he certainly does do some good tricks!

    When i give The Monkey a real hard slap in the face,,, he jumps down and gives me a blowjob.

    The Lone Guy, Suddenly becomes very curious, and asks the bartender, Can I Try That Trick???

    The Bartender says sure My Man Go Ahead. Cause I Myself Practice all the time with him.

    So The Lone Guy Thx The Bartender and says ok, but as long as You Don’t Hit Me as Hard As The Monkey!;)

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    I don’t like to brag but last night hosted a threesome with two of the hottest lipstick lesbians you ever did see. Unfortunately, I had a couple of No-Shows, but I didn’t let that stop me from having a good time, by myself… Wait a minute… This isn’t anonconfessions.com… Nevermind

  • #142591

    illegalsmile55
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    One of my favorite shows…evah. 😀

  • #142592

    illegalsmile55
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    Cute, and it made me laugh.

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