September 17, 2018 at 5:59 am #142225
it can be anything! but if it is video it must be less than 3minutes
I will go first:
September 18, 2018 at 10:06 am #142401
September 19, 2018 at 10:02 am #142594
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September 21, 2018 at 7:17 am #142846
September 21, 2018 at 11:51 am #142871
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Dis vidja clocks in at 2:31
September 21, 2018 at 10:15 pm #142927
Ok, i will play.
One day in my late teens, i was riding on the city bus a little drunk, and this knock-out mature lady got on, so i could not help myself, and so i asked her,,,
Excuse me Miss,,, Can I Smell Your Pussy???
She then Furiously Replied,,, No, You Can Certainly NOT!
So I Replied,,, So Then It Must Be Your Feet!
And As I Watched Her Face Quickly Turn This Bright Shade Of Red,,,
I Then Got Off The Bus.
September 21, 2018 at 10:20 pm #142928
This Guy Gets On a Bus Drunk, And this Old Lady Suddenly Screams at Him Saying,,, “You’re Drunk”
So The Drunk Screams Back At Her Saying,That’s Ok,cause Tomorrow I’ll Be Sober, But You’ll Still Be Old, & Ugly.
September 21, 2018 at 10:27 pm #142929
What is Confusing In Harlem??? *Fathers Day*
What is Black, & Brown and looks good on A Nigger??? *A Rottweiler*
Why are Niggers So Agile When They Are Born??? *Cause They Spend Their First 9 Mts. Dogging Coat Hangers*
What do You Call A Black Man In A Suit??? *Will The Defendant Please Rise*
What Is Long, & Hard On A Black Man??? *Grade 2*
Why Do Paki’s Stink??? *So Blind People Can Hate Them Too*
September 22, 2018 at 8:45 am #143001
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Why did the white man cross the road?… To see the niggrs sellin him his crack..
What’s the flattest surface to iron clothes on?… A white girls ass..
What does a white guy say when he catches his wife cheating?… I’m sorry..
What do you call a white man dancing?… A seizure…
What’s the difference between Ashkenazi Jews and Ethiopian Jews?…. Ethiopian Jews have to sit in the back of the oven…
September 24, 2018 at 10:14 am #143388
September 24, 2018 at 4:58 pm #143420
September 24, 2018 at 5:04 pm #143421
A Rabbit, and A Bear inadvertently end-up having A Shit Side By Side With each other, when the Bear Asks the Rabbit,,,
Do You Have Problems With Shit Sticking To Your Hair ???
And The Rabbit Replies,,, Nope.
So The Bear Picks Him up,,, and wipes his ass with him.
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September 27, 2018 at 10:59 am #143881
A Lone Guy walks in to a bar and See’s that the bartender has a Pet Monkey With Him.
So the Lone Guy asks the Bartender,, That Is One cute Monkey, Does he do any tricks?
And The Bartender replies Yes indeed my friend, he certainly does do some good tricks!
When i give The Monkey a real hard slap in the face,,, he jumps down and gives me a blowjob.
The Lone Guy, Suddenly becomes very curious, and asks the bartender, Can I Try That Trick???
The Bartender says sure My Man Go Ahead. Cause I Myself Practice all the time with him.
So The Lone Guy Thx The Bartender and says ok, but as long as You Don’t Hit Me as Hard As The Monkey!;)
November 10, 2018 at 6:56 am #153259
I don’t like to brag but last night hosted a threesome with two of the hottest lipstick lesbians you ever did see. Unfortunately, I had a couple of No-Shows, but I didn’t let that stop me from having a good time, by myself… Wait a minute… This isn’t anonconfessions.com… Nevermind
September 19, 2018 at 10:00 am #142591
One of my favorite shows…evah. 😀
September 19, 2018 at 10:01 am #142592
Cute, and it made me laugh.
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