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    • #125593
      Muja Mi Rona
      Participant

      Go on…
      Publish your lonely heart ad below.

    • #125599
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      I wouldn’t know where to start. In the doghouse….probably. Awwwrrroooo! Wherefore art that bitch?! I get pissed about once a week wondering what happened to her. Fuck you @desp. 😛 Not really. 😀


      @1purple8

      Nice name.

      • #125654

        Liar! You want to do her. Even i do and i have not met her! My mouth is watering on the basis of all the comments you guys have made about her. I bet she is someone you guys already know and is just good at hiding her writing style etc. Loosythepoosy? Itsplaster?


        @illegalsmile55


        @1purple8


        @itsplaster

        • #125667
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          She is indeed great Nem, I initially thought she was playing caRnAGE 🙂

          I wonder if Lucy is around here too… 😛 Haven’t spoke to her in a long time. 🙁

          I could certainly add Smile to my list ;)… But I’m in love with MGTOW. 😛

    • #125761
      Muja Mi Rona
      Participant

      Desperately seeking Desp….y…

      Nem! I’ll not permit notions other than One Desp.

      • #125774
        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        Not will I! There’s only one. She wasn’t here long, but she shined. (shone?)

    • #125770
      Lord Wankdust
      Participant

      How the fuck did this happen? How the fuck did I end up here?

      I always liked to think there was something poetic in taking the-path-less-trodden. Each turn on the road revealed new wide-open vistas opening up. A growing son brought new, wonderful responsibilities and opportunities. Suddenly he’s sixteen and the quaint rolling countryside is a desolate wilderness.

      One day – a few years back – I rubbed my bleary eyes in the bathroom mirror one morning and my father’s face was looking out at me. But it was my face and I had suddenly got much older looking. I had been young and agile, lithe and taught, fit and youthful right through till my mid-forties.

      Age doesn’t arrive on its own. It brings with it dental issues and back problems.

      I don’t have a lonely heart. I need a fucking powerful witch, with a proper pointy hat and a book of fuck-off strong spells. I don’t mind if she has a cat. Or fleas. Or is a bit stinky.

    • #125773
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      Me

    • #125776
      thedre
      Participant

      • #125817

        Both great songs dre. I loved” owner of a lonely heart “.

        @thedre

        • #126565
          thedre
          Participant

          Yea good tune for sure brother. 🙂
          Sorry for not replying earlier as i had tons of family from all over Canada for my mother in law 75ft. birthday bud.

          Also,,, you need to ask Mark for my New E-Mail dude as he will provide it to only You My good, well respected my Mark, & I, and trusted Senior Brother.

    • #125793
      thedre
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