Men Are Such Pigs, I Hate Them All

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    • #119424

      Men Are Such Pigs, I Hate Them All

    • #119599
      Demonica
      Participant

      …but they also like to get likes and comments on their attention whore selfies they post.

    • #119606
      kuyh
      Participant

      omg hah

    • #119611
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      I remember I said hi to a girl and she asked me “do I know you?” and I told her “yes, we studied in the same classroom” and she “fuck off, don’t ever talk to me again” and blocked me. At first I thought I was ugly but it’s not the case, she’s just retarded.

    • #119625
      AsBrasileirinhas
      Participant

      Very good

    • #119655
      Lord Wankdust
      Participant

      The voodoo rage of the she-witch is unpredictable, completely without reason and has no basis in the everyday human interaction required in this world. It is pointless to even attempt to accommodate, rationalise or deal with the she-witch its voodoo-rage in any way.
      My ex-she-witch once raged at me because her peas were on the wrong side of her chicken on the plate of food I had went out, bought, brought home, cooked, served, prepared three types of veg, processed two types of potato (by hand from scratch – potato cakes and herb-roasts) and presented to her on a suitably warmed plate with a glass of chilled CΓ΄tes de Gascogne. That was the final straw. Dessert was not served that evening.

      Nor indeed was any food… ever again.

      • #119686
        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        It someone prepared me a dinner like that, I’d drop to my knees and give them a dessert like they’d never had or dreamed of. πŸ˜‰ I’m totally serious.
        Some people don’t know when they’ve got it good….actually, many people don’t know that.

        @lord-wankdust

        • #119717
          Anonymous
          Inactive

          If I had an apron I’d be putting it on right now.

        • #119723
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          With nothing on underneath. πŸ˜€

      • #120130
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        @lord-wankdust Sorry Lord Wankdust but i know exactly where you went wrong. You over did it. All that cooking for her, probably did loads of stuff around the house as well, a people pleaser, those pats on the back don’t really earn you respect, don’t listen to women like @illegalsmile55 when they tell you they’d totally give you dessert etc. She’s doing what all women do, she’s lying to make men think that’s how they’re supposed to behave but she’d get so bored she’d be fantasising about your neighbour and over the fence the first chance you pop out to buy the shopping, after she gives you the shopping list of course. Do as little as possible, buy flowers occasionaly, stick to your decisions, don’t ask what they want just do what you want right or wrong. Then dessert will follow.

        • #120155
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @sloth12
          You’ve got us all figured out! *claps enthusiastically* I still think he wouldn’t turn down my dessert. πŸ˜›

        • #120158
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @illegalsmile55 Ask Wankdust if he’d turn it down. I’m guessing yes. Are you really Irish ? and also Lady lexis….There has always been a close relationship between the Irish and America so maybe there are similarities in language which i picked up on. Someone else uses Americanisms here in spelling and certain terms.

        • #120173
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @sloth12
          YOU ask him. I don’t want to get on his bad side, he can annihilate with mere words.
          I’m not Irish, I’m in the US, state of Maine, land of yeasty lobster traps, various salt water sundries, and the best blueberry pie ever.

          @lady-lexis
          is Irish, she’s got a way with words also, her and Wankdust could be a comedy team.

        • #120159
          Muja Mi Rona
          Participant

          No man would Ms. Murphy.

        • #120177
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @1purple8
          Are my eyes deceiving me? Your goints seem to have grown. You’ll be getting a gold badge next..

        • #120254
          Lord Wankdust
          Participant

          @sloth12

          @lady-lexis


          @illegalsmile55

          I think you misunderstand. The fact that the former Lady Wankdust really went mental and turned out to be a self-obsessed horrible person is of no reflection on the wonder that is the female species. I adore them. I am an unashamed male whose nuts still tighten, hoist and quiver at a smile from from a bright-eyed member of the sweet species. It is just that I got one who went completely bonkers and psychopath. She’s probably got better now, but that’s not my worry or problem. I wish her well.

          I adore the beauty and mystery of women. I adore their hair, their skin and their smell. That is before I even get below the shoulder line. I adore their 28-day, tidal, moon-scoured “yeasty lobster-traps”, their sweet curves and their unknowable depths. I love their sweet mystery. It is why humans have survived as a species. I am at this minute remembering a lovely camping holiday with my first “real” girlfriend back when I was 18 on a beautiful Scottish Island. She later dumped me for her karate instructor. He is dead now and she lives in Australia. Neither is any loss to me, but back then nearly 40 years ago the thrill of being together with her was amazing. I still visit that island every year with my son. Last night I was out for a meal with my son, his first girlfriend (very pretty) and her parents last night in a restaurant in Hamilton. If humans don’t get on with each other, fall in love and breed – then we are fucked as a species.
          I understand that you are probably trying to groom me for some homosexual liason. It might initially involve me getting my kidney-nudger out on a webcam or something for some kind of synchronised internet wank or something. Dream on and forget it – it ain’t happening. I have no problem with gays, I actually shared a flat with a gay guy (before it became so fashionable) in the 1980’s. It was in the part of Ireland where @lady-lexis lives. Wonderful place. However gayness isn’t the way my throbber twitches (but thanks for the attention).
          I didn’t do anything “wrong” like you suggest. It is just that she went nuts at a point in her life where she was with me and it was not a sustainable situation.
          I still shop for food. A guy has to. I have never known it to walk to my house by itself.
          I still cook. I have never met food which cooks itself. There are a couple of women I would love to make a meal (or even a sandwich) for.
          I love women, their bodies, their mystery, their beauty and how gentle and kind they can be. I also love how strong and determined they often are (and have always been). You can learn a lot from the right woman.

          These are my two favourite songs about women. Both sung by the same man. The Man. Van – the Man.

        • #120257
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @lord-wankdust Some people see humans surviving as a species as some sort of an accomplishment. I see it as nothing. It is meaningless if were here or not. If i were never born why would i care? If there were no humans what would it matter?
          I like the poetry though. I’m sure there are many women in store for you but i rarely compliment them in such a way. I’d rather visit the massage parlour, pay them for their services and say goodbye and thanks at the door.

        • #120258
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          *huge sappy grin*

          @lord-wankdust
          ,
          Lovely Sunday morning song. (Singular, I couldn’t get the second video to play, is it St Dominicks Preview?). Van IS the man.
          It’s a beautiful morning here, I feel optimistic! I’m baking some blueberry cake and the house smells like heaven, enjoying my coffee, getting a game plan for the day which all involves gardening. I’ve already harvested some lovely radishes and ate so many I burped them for the rest of the day. “Excuse me…”

        • #120331
          Lord Wankdust
          Participant

          The Star Of The County Down it is. Though I do love St Dominic’s Preview (especially when he sings “and it’s a long way from Buffalo, its a long way from Belfast City too…”). The St Dominic’s Preview album is a blinder from start to finish. Redwood Tree is full force and Listen To The Lion and Almost Independence Day are transcendental. The Man could sing a telephone directory and have me in the palm of his hand.
          Gardening for me today too. My New Potatoes (Arran Pilots) have shaws a foot high and rising. The Blueberry Cake sounds marvellous.

        • #120263
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          @lord-wankdust
          You had me at “kidney-nudger”. Take me.
          I didn’t think you could go wrong with chicken and potatoes. I am dumbstruck that someone thought there was a wrong way to serve that.


          @illegalsmile55
          Blueberry cake? I never heard of such a thing but I am salivating! Too warm here for baking atm. Too warm for anything much! We’re not used to these kind of temperatures!

        • #120267
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          LOL! Kidney nudger made me giggle too. Ouch.
          “The peas belong on the right hand side of the chicken, chicken at 12:00, peas at 2:00!”

          It’s going to be quite warm here today, that’s why I made the cake this morning. It is scrumptious! It’s taking all my will power to not cut a piece and scarf it down right now. =-O


          @lady-lexis

        • #120270
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          Doooooooo it! You’ve already got coffee, you need a slice of cake! It’s the LAW! Are you saving it for something later? I’ll be making an apple pie for my hubby’s birthday BBQ later this week (it’s his favourite, which is lucky because it’s about the extent of my baking ability, bless his simple nature!) and it has this very, very delicate sandy crust that my granny gave me the recipe for. Unless it cools down a bit, it’s gonna be damn near impossible to work with the buttery pastry. Any tips???

          (Sorry for turning this into a Good Housekeeping thread, chaps)


          @illegalsmile55

        • #120449
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @lady-lexis
          Pie crust secrets:
          I freeze everything before making; butter, shortening, flour, bowl….everything, then after I roll it out and put it in the pie plate, back in freezer for another chill. The big secret is I substitute half of the ice water with vodka, it’s like magic. It is difficult to make a flakey crust in the heat. Pie crusts are not my forte, I usually only make one if its a special request. Cobblers are easier. πŸ˜€

        • #120502
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          @illegalsmile55 Frozen ingredients and implements! So simple but so elegant! I’ll try that, thanks. It’s literally something I’ve never thought about before since we generally have no weather at all that would threaten the flaky crust.

    • #119845

      Isn’t New England meant to be the smart cultured part of the USA? You can’t find a man that knows and likes to cook for you?? *emogi of man scratching his head*


      @illegalsmile55

    • #120054
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      She’ll come round, she’s just having a moment. Once you get her juices flowing that fanny will open right up. Problem then is do you have enough stocks of viagra?

      • #120055
        lady-lexis
        Participant

        @sloth12
        How far will the fanny open? I’m concerned as there are already flood warnings in the UK atm.

        • #120059
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @lady-lexis haha, it’ll open right up. Sometimes it takes time, one session may not be enough, like those fishermen who tickle fish, only longer and involving more patience. but it comes with a warning like all flood barriers. Once those flood gates are opened it could get out of control and you may never be able to close them again. Then it’s… how do you Americans say “Time to get the hell outta Dodge”

        • #120071
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @lady-lexis may be more inclined to say “time to get the hell out of Galway”

          @sloth12

        • #120075
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          Or Donegal, at least for the sake of alliteration.

          Do I sound like an American, @illegalsmile55 ?!

          @sloth12

        • #120127
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @lady-lexis OOOps, another faux pas, anyway American is not so bad, Irish and Americans are all my friends. So are you in galway? I’m in London. born and bred, for my sins. I wonder nowadays is it time for me to get the hell outta London ? Arizona maybe, what do you think lexis

        • #120165
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          @sloth12
          In truth, no I’m not Irish, I consider myself Northern Irish (except when Ireland are winning at any given sport). So not a flame-haired and ruddy vixen. People don’t write songs about the girls where I come from, except this one:

          You might find pretty girls in Ireland. Let me know!

        • #120284
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @lady-lexis Do you walk bare feet and have nut brown hair?

        • #120458

          Yeh.I agree Lady .Those squirters can be dangerous. Thank God I am a good swimmer!

          @lady-lexis

    • #120128
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      @illegalsmile55 hang on you’re from Galway and Lady Lexis is from Donegal? So why wouldi travel to America now then, all the pretty ones are in Ireland @lady-lexis

    • #120129

      Oinksterpigston at your service.. Ladies..

    • #120133
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      @happy i have a song for the poor girl. It demonstrates her feelings. Just so you know what you’re dealing with.

    • #120285
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      I don’t know but i see women like this, they want to fuck one man, breed with another and nest with another. All three can rarely be found in one man

      • #120455

        I am confused brother .Isn’t breeding, fucking and nesting all the same thing?

        I could understand if you meant marry one guy but lust after and/or fuck another .Is that what you meant?
        @sloth12

        • #120496
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @hopingfornemesis Yes i know it’s confusing i realised that after i typed it. Women look for men for different requirements. They lust after certain men for sex then they might settle down with a man for security if the sex man has no money. They may even want the children of another man. It’s not about hating women so don’t get me wrong but i’d much rather be the sex man, always on the outside but just there for sex. The nest with the kids as where you get the headaches and i’s seen men slowly die from that. Literally.

        • #120702

          I must agree with many points.
          @sloth12

        • #120499
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          Nah, surely fucking is recreational and breeding is procreational. I suppose nesting is some sort of platonic arrangement? Poor choice of words though as I would consider nesting as breeding.

          SOME women might want this (as always I disgaree with MOST generalisations), some MEN might want this (actually sounds more likely to me as most men would agree that monogamy is not in their DNA) but not all of them. I have one man that I fuck and nest with but we have chosen not to breed. I do not want any other penises in my life now.


          @hopingfornemesis

          @sloth12

        • #120507
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @lady-lexis @hopingfornemesis don’t listen to her Nem, she’s a woman, she’s deliberately trying to mislead to meet her female agenda. Trust me they’re all the same. Like i say lady lexis, there are some men who meet all those roles but it’s rare and women nowadays often get bored and look around for more than beans of toast after a while. We’re all human and i don’t blamer then, not knocking women at all just that i like to know what i’m dealing with and meet women at that level. Nem, remember the nineties man? You know the way a man is supposed to behave, go to work all day, come home do the cooking etc etc? All that stuff was written by women.

        • #120508
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          Nem doesn’t need you to tell him not to listen to me, he will tell me himself if he disagrees with me. I’m fairly certain he knows that I have no agenda here beyond giving my opinion, looking for a laugh and the odd baking tip. I don’t care if you think I have one either.


          @hopingfornemesis

          @sloth12

        • #120513
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @lady-lexis Wow! that rattled your cage lexis, considering it was a very minor statement. Did i touch a raw nerve? In life i’ve learned never to take advice on relationships from women, even my own sisters as they only see from a female perspective and give you entirely the wrong advice. I’m MGTOW . You will never agree with me on this nor i with you.

        • #120517
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          I assure you my cage is very stable and you’ve in no way dug deep enough to even catch a glimpse of my nerves. There are lots of MGTOW here, I’ve no issue with them and their opinions. Importantly, the ones with a bit of class don’t make it personal when they’re having a discussion about differing opinions. Absolutely feel free to disagree with my opinion but don’t lower yourself to call on others to discount it. It’s just childish and it degrades your argument, frankly.

          @sloth12

        • #120520
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          @lady-lexis 1000’s would believe you, i don’t, why deny it? just admit you’re triggered. It was bound to happen commenting on this subject. i was simply voicing an opinion which i thought was my beliefs and quite innocent. I’m gonna make this my last comment here lexis because i can see where this is going. It would be a mature thing to admit you’re angry as reflected in your comments but i won’t hold my breath.

        • #120525
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          @sloth12 I know you don’t believe me and I do understand why. I’m sure that one of the cornerstones of your beliefs is that any woman engaging in a debate about gender issues is automatically emotional and ‘triggered’ and so you interpret anything she says as such. This isn’t my first rodeo and I know your type. It’s fine, I can’t change that and I really don’t care.

          Perhaps going forward we can agree to allow eachother to have their own opinions without personal attacks? THAT shows maturity, my friend.

        • #120705

          Guys you both agree to some degree. I think polluted comment-507 was most reasoned and balanced of his .

          Lady,like you ,i tend to look past the generalisations.
          I think both men and women go through stages and phases all the time of fucking around,nesting or breeding and it is not always linear and can change very quickly .

          Once -stable men can have affairs,once -faithful wives can have affairs ,once- fucking around men can fall wildly in love and be faithful! I have seen it all.nothing is set in stone!
          I have seen model husbands been treated like shit because they were too nice.

          I like you both and value you both for diff reasons on diff topics.

          I do agree with polluted that whether they admit it or not women do like the bad boys so nice guys need to have a little “mongrel” in them to keep their women’s interest. THAT is the hard part! It is horrible to say but sometimes you need to treat them mean to keep them keen.
          @sloth12

          @lady-lexis

        • #120586
          Rouge Kitty
          Participant

          @lady-lexis same here. My hubby and I chose not to breed, just as we choose not to fuck anyone else but each other. I suppose the idea that a man and woman can be happy together is a very alien concept to some, hence their sad attempts at projection, rather than introspection.

        • #120708

          If your circunstances change love give me a call. I reckon you would be fun to take out.

          @rougekitty

        • #120829
          Rouge Kitty
          Participant

          It’s a date. πŸ™‚ I promise there will be no salad ordering or stealing your fries, lol

        • #120703

          Haha. Good thing that ,given you have been married less than a year!


          @lady-lexis

        • #120730
          lady-lexis
          Participant

          Married for less than a year but together and faithful for nearly 10 years, Nem ^_^

          It’s just anytime I see the assertion that “all women are this” or “all men are that”, I think “well, I’m not like that so that can’t be accurate”. It’s an opinion that’s impossible to reconcile because someone is telling me something about myself that’s not true and I know it, you get me?

          Everyone has the potential for scumminess. It’s not gender specific.

          How are you, Nem my bud?


          @hopingfornemesis

        • #120737

          It always takes two to tango Lexis. Yes ,of course i remember your husband was your long-term boyfriend. I didn’t mention it as it would spoil the effect of my comment. Ha Ha😉

          I am well Lexis. Same old same old. You have been less talky of late but starting up again. Illegal has been a little quiet. At least with me and maybe you.


          @lady-lexis


          @illegalsmile55

    • #120384

      I see nothing wrong with men or women. Men are more prone to sexual arousal in my personal experience as well as within research. Women (as far as the ones I’ve met) feel disgusted when they feel a man has an erection during something like a hug and gossip to me about it. I hate gossip. I also feel bad for the men being gossip(ped- will find proper form, will not correct this post.) about. As if they have any control over that (confirm plz that most of not all of you can’t control an erection.). Women feel objectified often times because they can tell when a man is aroused by looking at his pants, yet most of the time (due to lack of experience/research) are hypocrites, because it’s hard for men to tell when a woman is aroused but hiding it. I feel very sad about this because I have watched many of my friends (even after my explanation) avoid the friend they’d realized was aroused. It hurts me to see them fall apart over something that one of them failed to understand. Anyways, goodbye now!

    • #120385
      svarg26
      Participant

      women are mother fucking whores. well, maybe just the ones that use their face for their avatar pic.

      • #120527
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        @svarg26 There’s nothing wrong with being a whore. My mother was one also my stepmother and my two sisters. It’s not about the whores it’s about knowing they’re whores and knowing how to deal with them. A whore is fucked and payed and you leave until the next time.
        You never wonder if they’re fucking someone else because you know they are and you’re okay with it. They want multiple partners but complain if you’re okay with it. That’s because they can’t play little miss innocent and fool you.

    • #120389

      @Illegalsmile… Let’s… Keep that to ourselves! … Yes?

    • #120524
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      @happy Excellent choice of topic. MGTOWS versus Bitches. A MGTOW automatically triggers a woman as their mind games are blocked at every move. It leaves them frustrated and powerless. Let the games begin.

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