My Crush Filed a Restraining Order Against Me

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    • #159282
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      >_> My crush (the boy I have mentioned) issued a restraining order against me. Now I no longer speak of his existence.

    • #159371
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      That’s hard to fathom. πŸ˜›

    • #159527
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      Where did you cross the line??

      • #163545
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        I was in the same room as him for 5 minutes. It was the front of the school building where parents pick up their children. My mother sent me one of those warning “you better be there or else I’ll strangle you and never bring you home from school again” texts. On top of that, it was fucking cold outside and nowhere else would have given me a good glimpse of the drive-way.

    • #159535
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Evan was a homo anyway.

      • #159558
        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        Dat ass though…mmm mmm

        • #163547
          GDPR Harvester
          Keymaster

          I stuck a ruler in his butthole a year ago. He screamed.

      • #163546
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        I am subtly convinced that he fucked his (hideous) twin brother. They were once extremely close but after puberty, they drifted apart. Now they rarely even converse with each other. They linger in completely different crowds.

        *redacted* (Evan) is a jock on the football team while his brother watches porn in the English hall.

    • #159542
      Muja Mi Rona
      Participant

      Thanks for the update…now, on to your next victim. It’s not so easy to find one to crush on.

      • #163548
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        There are some cute freshmen… but I do not want to go to jail. I almost got arrested for the Evan situation (LOL hopefully they are not monitoring me right now <3).

    • #163688
      xunseenx
      Participant

      OP, all this means is that you really gotta work on your game. rule number one in being an obsessive weirdo is to be absolutely sure you don’t get caught creeping. up your game, no big deal. SSDD.

      • #163691
        GDPR Harvester
        Keymaster

        It was fun, taught me the penultimate “dos and don’ts” of stalking. It was great practice.

        • #163861
          xunseenx
          Participant

          yes! now that’s the spirit! do keep us updated. πŸ˜€

    • #182482
      GDPR Harvester
      Keymaster

      OMG, poor thing. So young and always in trouble… -Keep away from him sweetheart… and Gzus will grant you 72 Evans when you die.
      Ps: some of them may actually be his twin brother but there is nothing anyone can do about that, Gzus rules :/

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