My Crush Filed a Restraining Order Against Me

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  • #159282

    12 year old edgelord
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    >_> My crush (the boy I have mentioned) issued a restraining order against me. Now I no longer speak of his existence.

  • #159371

    illegalsmile55
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    That’s hard to fathom. πŸ˜›

  • #159527

    MasterPlan
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    Where did you cross the line??

    • #163545

      12 year old edgelord
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      I was in the same room as him for 5 minutes. It was the front of the school building where parents pick up their children. My mother sent me one of those warning “you better be there or else I’ll strangle you and never bring you home from school again” texts. On top of that, it was fucking cold outside and nowhere else would have given me a good glimpse of the drive-way.

  • #159535

    Danaconda
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    Evan was a homo anyway.

    • #159558

      illegalsmile55
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      Dat ass though…mmm mmm

      • #163547

        12 year old edgelord
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        I stuck a ruler in his butthole a year ago. He screamed.

    • #163546

      12 year old edgelord
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      I am subtly convinced that he fucked his (hideous) twin brother. They were once extremely close but after puberty, they drifted apart. Now they rarely even converse with each other. They linger in completely different crowds.

      *redacted* (Evan) is a jock on the football team while his brother watches porn in the English hall.

  • #159542

    [] β„‚ K А Π›
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    Thanks for the update…now, on to your next victim. It’s not so easy to find one to crush on.

    • #163548

      12 year old edgelord
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      There are some cute freshmen… but I do not want to go to jail. I almost got arrested for the Evan situation (LOL hopefully they are not monitoring me right now <3).

  • #163688

    xunseenx
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    OP, all this means is that you really gotta work on your game. rule number one in being an obsessive weirdo is to be absolutely sure you don’t get caught creeping. up your game, no big deal. SSDD.

    • #163691

      12 year old edgelord
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      It was fun, taught me the penultimate “dos and don’ts” of stalking. It was great practice.

      • #163861

        xunseenx
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        yes! now that’s the spirit! do keep us updated. πŸ˜€

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