Please Be Kind To The BG Females On International Women’s Day 2018

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    • #112763
      Muja Mi Rona
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      As unbridled alpha males we grant weak lazy females one special day a year in which we will turn a blind eye to the utter incompetence of the sub-gender. Best enjoy it while ye can.

    • #112778
      illegalsmile55
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      @1purple8
      I feel special already.
      My gas tank is empty though… 😉

      • #112804
        Muja Mi Rona
        Participant

        Let’s ‘put her on the interstate and never look back.’

      • #113075
        Lord Wankdust
        Participant

        You need to pull over and get filled up you special thing you.

        • #113078
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @lord-wankdust
          You have no idea how empty my tank is. Maybe you do…

          How were the scones, butter and jam? If that doesn’t make a lady drop her panties, I don’t know what will. I pulled mine off after reading your comment. 😛

          I thought of you this week when I heard 52 Vincent Black Lightning on the radio.

          “Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme.”

        • #113142
          Lord Wankdust
          Participant

          @illegalsmile55

          She didn’t eat the scones but the other staff at the meeting ate them. They were (of course) delicious. Overall I think I was just kind of surprised and taken aback a bit by her kind comments and friendly chat a few weeks back. The fact she also looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal turned a completely normal workplace conversation into an epic encounter in the mind of this fifty-something, lost dreamer. It certainly put a spring in my stride for a few weeks there but I’m afraid it really is a non-starter.
          It has done me a favour though. It’s made me realise just how long it has been since I kinda felt anything. Just how empty my tank is. How there are whole parts of my thoughts that I don’t even visit any more. It has also made me realise that it doesn’t really take that much to change things, a few kind words, smiles and a bit of friendly chatter can be a real shot in the arm.
          I don’t see any panty dropping happening anytime on any horizon. To tell you the truth I’d definitely want the smiling, laughing and friendly chat way above panty-dropping and draining my spuds just now. My soul has been a bit over-wintered these last few years and I’m not sure not sure how well my Mojo might spark up even with the most beckoning of panty-drops and the sweetest of bi-furcations. It would probably be fine with a bit of encouragement one of these days I imagine.

        • #113194
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @lord-wankdust
          What?! She didn’t partake of the scones? I don’t trust her. 😀 …maybe she has gluten issues. I would’ve scarfed at least half a scone, wouldn’t want to look like a pig. Local butter sounds heavenly. I’m hungry right now, my tummy is gurgling as I write this.

          I don’t expect to do any panty dropping in the near future, or far future! But I like to talk about it. A girl can dream. I don’t get out enough to meet anyone who I’d be enthralled with enough to do drop ’em.

          I liked the music, I had never heard of them. I spent an hour looking up, and listening to their tunes. Nice.

        • #113198
          Lord Wankdust
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          @illegalsmile55

          I loved “She’s gone back to whorin'”. “Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, suck the corn off a cob…” The lyricism and poetic genius with which Americans are capable of immortalising their women knows few bounds – well more accurately none. The John Hiatt song which slid on after it (“Walk On”) is rather fucking fine and righteous to my ears tonight.

          The Nectarine No 9 were a bit Velvety, a bit Beefhearty but very much their own marvellous creation. I saw them live a few times in Edinburgh in the 1990’s. They made a full-on, truly wonderful album called “Saint Jack” (the title track is worth the value of admission alone but the whole thing is a joy). Their singer Davy “fucking” Henderson still makes and releases great music with The Sexual Objects.

          It is a desolate landscape round these parts. The sticks is a great, quiet place to bring up a kid. It can kind of kill everything else though. My annual night out is Parent’s Night at my son’s school. I shit ye not. Does no harm to remember to dream sometimes.

        • #113200
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @lord-wankdust,

          Yeah…the guy who wrote that song is no Hiatt. I love Hiatt, his music has always been in the soundtrack of my life. Great thing about music is I’ll never know it all, I hear new stuff all the time. I’ve been turned on to quite a few new artists here on BG.

          I’m reading, When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops? right now. I’ve come close to being incontinent a few times…I love George Carlin. I saw him on my 30th birthday at the university of Maine in Orono. He sucked, I was so disappointed. I guess you can’t be “on” every night, but he just wasn’t into it at all.

    • #112781
      lady-lexis
      Participant

      That really brought a tear to my eye @1purple8. No flowers? 🙁

      • #112803
        Muja Mi Rona
        Participant

        🌸🌹🌷
        Just tryin’ to spread the Love (or incite a gender war).

    • #113199
      Mr Spock
      Participant

      In the environment I work in, women are thanked just for getting through a hard day’s work.
      Men are given no such thanks or acknowledgement for their perseverance. LOL!

      • #113202
        lady-lexis
        Participant

        Women SHOULD be thanked for perservering in ANY work environment where men are involved. They just slow us down.

        😉


        @mrspock

      • #113206
        Anonymous
        Inactive

        @mrspock
        Are you in the porn industry?

        • #113247
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Lmao. I got it. The visual of Mr. Spock doing porn is hilarious.

        • #113276
          Mr Spock
          Participant

          I actually AM in the Porn Industry @Danaconda.
          In which industry are women given thanks just for getting through it all in one piece, whilst the guys are thought to be having all the fun and not thanked? Porn, of course. LOL.

        • #113399
          Anonymous
          Inactive

          @mrspock
          So that WAS you in Spock Hard III. Those poor ladies deserve a pat on the back after the rubber dick weed whacked scene.

        • #113492
          Mr Spock
          Participant

          Touche, @Danaconda. You may have seen my more recent movies, such as Spock Weapon II, Wild Wild Spock and Spockfinger. Those women deserve a pat on the back, full stop. LOL.

        • #113442

          Visualising that cafe-au-lait skin and seed are you @illegalsmile55 ? It is a good look afterall!!

          😂😉

    • #113397
      Muja Mi Rona
      Participant

      • #113398
        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        HAHAHA!! I’m DYING!! I love this guy!

        • #113400
          Anonymous
          Inactive

          @illegalsmile55
          What do you think he got her to show his appreciation? My money is on a broom.

        • #113401
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          @dan-a-conda
          Either that, or a tube of Astroglide.

          “That’s only in our household”!

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